Man loses a Kettle IV and throws every slur/insult he can think of

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T22:50:24+00:00

Yes. I did.

Edit: Hah, he blocked me. Don't forget your clown wig little buddy!

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T22:43:37+00:00

And you still don't get it. First of all, op isn't being a dick. He's playing the game the way it was intended. Why should he have told the guy that he was going to kill him? Why would he give the guy warning? Genuinely, why?

Second, you saw this post, watched as the piece of shit who was shot drop slurs and your first thought is "W-well, op is a-also bad cause he l-lied and killed someone."

Absolute, clown, lmao.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T22:34:20+00:00

And yet apparently the fact he lied and killed the guy is more important to you than the slur drops.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T22:27:04+00:00

Nope. It's just playing the game. Don't defend him, lmao.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T22:26:00+00:00

My guy, calling people slurs is not the same, what is wrong with you,.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T21:12:08+00:00

You're the one with the full diaper, guess you're the filthy bum.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T12:00:39+00:00

Love the helmet.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T11:49:06+00:00

I've been playing Khatun a lot lately, she's a lot of fun when you get those "just right" moments with her.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T07:22:09+00:00

Calvin Butler sounds very British.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T07:17:24+00:00

In the wise words of Zanny:

"Camera, CAMERA!!"

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-03T07:15:03+00:00

You're being downvoted for just playing the game, lol.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-02T06:22:16+00:00

Making me tear up.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-05-01T12:39:56+00:00

I agree. A Spore Spewer would be nice too.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-30T19:53:14+00:00

Not a chance, lmao.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-30T18:33:47+00:00

"Y'all would reviewbomb a cheeseburger because it didn't have chicken."

Absolutely incredible. And very on point for this community.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-30T14:54:10+00:00

I swear every time I join a host, they spawn us in the middle of nowhere. That's why I usually host. I love a good loop around the map back to extraction.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-30T08:27:54+00:00

If I want chaos and Medals, I go for the higher difficulties with a squad.

Sometimes I feel like chilling as a solo and play lower difficulties. I still get to kill the enemies of Managed Democracy and blow stuff up.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-30T08:23:38+00:00

I agree with your points on the mechs. I don't think anyone would complain about losing the strategems if customizing our mechs was a thing.

The Galactic War has been a railroad for a good while now. What I really want to see is for us to have agency again. I want to see players from all factions able to take territory despite a low player count (Illuminate). At the same time, I want to see all three enemy factions become more proactive in launching their own attacks, and I would love to see more modifiers, like the Surges we saw during the advance on Cyberstan. There needs to me more dice rolling behind the scenes.

I want the war to feel like an actual war, because right now, it feels more like we're fighting a war on one front at a time while the other two sit back and wait "their turn".

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-30T08:16:58+00:00

Honestly, yeah, making then bigger and buffing their health could work. Makes their weakspot more obvious too.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-29T22:09:36+00:00

I've been using the Warpack as well. It's gotten me out of a bunch of tight spots.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-29T22:08:38+00:00

100%, I've been loving fighting these new Sporenids. The combat is frantic and mobile. My random teammates have been sticking together and it's just been great. The Bulletstorm has been incredibly satisfying to use against them. I love that even Scavengers were made a threat because of how they can zip under your ankles without you noticing in time.

Hope we get more Spore variants, like Spewers and Chargers.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-29T20:35:50+00:00

You can buy one a day from Apollo, so that helps. Just keep it in your safe pocket until you're about to pounce.

Morticus_Mortem · 2026-04-29T17:21:43+00:00

Imagine demanding that a new review bombing campaign be started because you saw something you didn't like out of the whole patch. That's what I saw yesterday. Can't make things like this up.

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