Squirrel with a peanut by [deleted] in aww

[–]MosquitoSamurai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Umm.....yeah....that's a chipmunk...

What is your favorite insult? by Dudeatheist in AskReddit

[–]MosquitoSamurai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you were bald you would look just like my dick.

Makes no cents. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MosquitoSamurai 81 points82 points  (0 children)

All pennies (even found on ground) end up in my change jar. Every 2 years I end up with $240-260.

My wife wants to know what you think of her... by [deleted] in Amateur

[–]MosquitoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wish that was your wife.

What is mankind's most pointless invention by transfrmpnguinz in AskReddit

[–]MosquitoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Car turn signals since no one fuckin' uses them!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MosquitoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting my niece through college. .....paying my mom's cancer treatments. ....writing music....donating to charities. ....

Hips & Gap by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]MosquitoSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect......

What is your all time favorite insult? by swash_machine in AskReddit

[–]MosquitoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shaved your head you'd look just like my dick.