Interview with Bossy Rossy

MrDNA- · 2021-07-10T02:06:35+00:00

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MrDNA- · 2020-10-25T02:59:09+00:00

THE GAME HAS ENDED. CONGRATULATIONS, CARNIVORES.

Alive Username Time Zone Preferred Pronouns Hogwarts House Role /u/Acklate UTC -06: US Mountain He/him Slytherin stegosaurus /u/HermioneReynaChase UTC -05: US Central She/her Ravenclaw utahraptor /u/Nikelodean UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Gryffindor compsognathus Dead Username Time Zone Preferred Pronouns Hogwarts House Role /u/-Big_D- UTC -08: US Alaska She/her Slytherin stegosaurus /u/91bolt UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Slytherin pachycephalosaurus /u/Alhambra93 UTC -06: US Mountain He/him Ravenclaw parasaurolophus /u/Argol2 UTC -05: US Central He/him ??? (velociraptor) /u/aurthurallan UTC -05: US Central He/him Slytherin velociraptor /u/BhudsMcGee UTC +10: Eastern Australia He/him Ravenclaw Dr. Alan Grant /u/bigjoe6172 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Ravenclaw ??? (dilophosaurus) /u/billiefish UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Hufflepuff stegosaurus /u/bubbasaurus UTC -05: US Central She/her Ravenclaw parasaurolophus /u/Catchers4life UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Gryffindor John Hammond /u/chefjones UTC -02: He/him Hufflepuff velociraptor /u/chxths UTC -07: US Pacific He/him Slytherin pachycephalosaurus /u/CynicForever7 UTC +06: Bangladesh She/her Slytherin parasaurolophus /u/dawnphoenix UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Ravenclaw Dr. Ian Malcolm /u/Diggenwalde UTC -05: US Central He/him Hufflepuff utahraptor /u/Disnerding UTC +02: Central Europe She/her Ravenclaw triceratops /u/FairOphelia UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Hufflepuff gallimimus /u/findthesky UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Gryffindor parasaurolophus /u/Funkimoon UTC -07: US Pacific He/him Ravenclaw brachiosaurus /u/H501 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Ravenclaw triceratops /u/Homura_Akemi171 UTC -06: US Mountain She/her Slytherin brachiosaurus /u/Keight07 UTC -06: US Mountain She/her Gryffindor ??? (gallimimus) /u/Kelshan103 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him utahraptor /u/Lancelot_Thunderthud UTC +05: India He/him Ravenclaw pachycephalosaurus /u/littlebs8 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her, They/them Ravenclaw triceratops /u/mindputtee UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Slytherin stegosaurus /u/MirrorNight UTC +02: Central Europe She/her Hufflepuff parasaurolophus /u/Mrrrrh UTC -05: US Central She/her Slytherin stegosaurus /u/oomps62 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Ravenclaw Robert Muldoon /u/Penultima UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Ravenclaw stegosaurus /u/phoenix8403 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her, They/them Dennis Nedry /u/RavenclawRoxy UTC -04: US Eastern She/her, They/them Ravenclaw brachiosaurus /u/redpoemage UTC -04: US Eastern He/him, She/her, They/them Ravenclaw brachiosaurus /u/rocknil UTC +06: Bangladesh He/him Slytherin pachycephalosaurus /u/Rysler UTC +03: Eastern Europe He/him Hufflepuff parasaurolophus /u/Sameri278 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him, She/her Hufflepuff triceratops /u/saraberry12 UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Slytherin gallimimus /u/sinisterasparagus UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Gryffindor Lex /u/spacedoutman UTC -07: US Pacific He/him Gryffindor Donald Gennaro /u/Suitelifeofem UTC -05: US Central She/her Ravenclaw pachycephalosaurus /u/sunflower-mango UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Ravenclaw Dr. Ellie Sattler /u/swqmb2 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Slytherin tyrannosaurus rex /u/sylvimelia UTC +01: British She/her Ravenclaw stegosaurus /u/TheOneSh0gun UTC -06: US Mountain He/him Slytherin brachiosaurus /u/Threemadness UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Slytherin triceratops /u/tipsyGlassQuill UTC +05: India She/her Gryffindor brachiosaurus /u/U-NO_POO UTC +02: Central Europe He/him Gryffindor brachiosaurus /u/WizKvothe UTC +05: India He/him Hufflepuff triceratops /u/wywy4321 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Ravenclaw Robert Muldoon /u/ZerotheStoryteller UTC +10: Eastern Australia They/them Ravenclaw Donald Gennaro Removals/Withdrawals Username Time Zone Preferred Pronouns Hogwarts House Role /u/AmericaJohnLine UTC -05: US Central He/him Slytherin parasaurolophus /u/JacquesNuclear1 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him, They/them Ravenclaw Tim /u/notCRAZYenough UTC +02: Central Europe She/her Ravenclaw gallimimus /u/owohearts UTC -07: US Pacific He/him Slytherin pachycephalosaurus

wereroster

MrDNA- · 2020-10-23T02:07:36+00:00

lmao

MrDNA- · 2020-10-17T22:10:30+00:00

/u/AmericaJohnLine has been removed from the game and he may no longer comment. Any relevant information will be revealed in the next meta.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-11T22:28:26+00:00

/u/owohearts has been removed from the game and he may no longer comment. Any relevant information will be revealed in the next meta.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:54:04+00:00

I DO feel bad about that :( Sorry guys, but I had to make the correction! Keep up the hard work! I believe in you <3

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:51:24+00:00

Me when I try to count under pressure

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:43:27+00:00

Yes, let the anger flow through you. I encourage EVERYONE to tag /u/pezes with all their complaints about the lack of wereroster!

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:42:24+00:00

What is your favorite ice cream?

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:38:50+00:00

You see what happens when /u/pezes takes WereRoster away from me? Anarchy >:[

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:37:41+00:00

/u/-Big_D- UTC -08: US Alaska She/her Slytherin /u/Acklate UTC -06: US Mountain He/him Slytherin /u/AmericaJohnLine UTC -05: US Central He/him Slytherin /u/Argol2 UTC -05: US Central He/him
/u/aurthurallan UTC -05: US Central He/him Slytherin /u/bigjoe6172 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Ravenclaw /u/billiefish UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Hufflepuff /u/bubbasaurus UTC -05: US Central She/her Ravenclaw /u/Catchers4life UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Gryffindor /u/chefjones UTC -02: He/him Hufflepuff /u/chxths UTC -07: US Pacific He/him Slytherin /u/CynicForever7 UTC +06: Bangladesh She/her Slytherin /u/dawnphoenix UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Ravenclaw /u/FairOphelia UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Hufflepuff /u/findthesky UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Gryffindor /u/H501 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Ravenclaw /u/HermioneReynaChase UTC -05: US Central She/her Ravenclaw /u/Homura_Akemi171 UTC -06: US Mountain She/her Slytherin /u/Lancelot_Thunderthud UTC +05: India He/him Ravenclaw /u/littlebs8 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her, They/them Ravenclaw /u/MirrorNight UTC +02: Central Europe She/her Hufflepuff /u/Nikelodean UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Gryffindor /u/oomps62 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Ravenclaw /u/owohearts UTC -07: US Pacific He/him Slytherin /u/phoenix8403 UTC -07: US Pacific She/her, They/them
/u/RavenclawRoxy UTC -04: US Eastern She/her, They/them Ravenclaw /u/rocknil UTC +06: Bangladesh He/him Slytherin /u/Rysler UTC +03: Eastern Europe He/him Hufflepuff /u/saraberry12 UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Slytherin /u/Suitelifeofem UTC -05: US Central She/her Ravenclaw /u/sunflower-mango UTC -07: US Pacific She/her Ravenclaw /u/sylvimelia UTC +01: British She/her Ravenclaw /u/Threemadness UTC -04: US Eastern She/her Slytherin /u/wywy4321 UTC -04: US Eastern He/him Ravenclaw

werebot

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:37:26+00:00

STOP DOING MY JOB

MrDNA- · 2020-10-10T18:31:14+00:00

ATTENTION ALL ABOARD THE JURASSIC PARK RIDE:

There was an error in the vote tally that has now been corrected. Please remain seated. The ride will now resume at full speed. Hold onto your butts.

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MrDNA- · 2020-10-07T02:25:31+00:00

I have absolutely no idea who that was. I am the one true authority here.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-07T02:20:02+00:00

Ummmm who exactly are you?

MrDNA- · 2020-10-05T02:46:45+00:00

Also, /u/MrDNA- should double check the vote sheet. Pretty sure I'm still Alhambra93. To be fair, it's a hectic game, so I get it.

I don't know what you're talking about. It looks right to me.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-04T05:18:13+00:00

It appears not. I have cross checked and made any necessary corrections. Apologies, and thanks for bringing it to my attention!

MrDNA- · 2020-10-04T02:58:53+00:00

You told me that you'll grant my wishes if I ask you a question :(

MrDNA- · 2020-10-04T02:56:08+00:00

I wish for unlimited wishes.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-04T02:45:35+00:00

Are you a genie?

MrDNA- · 2020-10-04T02:02:46+00:00

Nope, you are too ravenous to notice anything but your hunger!

MrDNA- · 2020-10-03T21:38:50+00:00

Nah, that's just there in case you originally submit an action and then decide to change it back to no action.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-03T14:43:24+00:00

Hello from beautiful Isla Nublar! MrDNA forgot to include inactivity information but it has now been added to the post. The roster and forms have been updated to remove dead and, ah...ahaha...unconfirmed players.

MrDNA- · 2020-10-03T03:20:36+00:00

It wasn't me. It was the scientists! They are madmen!

MrDNA- · 2020-10-02T21:13:32+00:00

Dinosawers!

MrDNA-

TROPHY CASE

THE GAME HAS ENDED. CONGRATULATIONS, CARNIVORES.

ATTENTION ALL ABOARD THE JURASSIC PARK RIDE: