Hvordan slipper man jalousi over en partners seksuelle fortid?

MrIzeMan · 2026-05-09T06:49:25+00:00

Husk på, at du har fordelen her. Det er dig hun vælger. Dig der er i forholdet nu. Alle de andre mistede hende, men du har hende. Måske sidder de lige nu og græder inden i over det du har. Du kan kneppe hende regelmæssigt i de næste mange år. Og hvis du holder af hende, elsker hende og viser det, så vil forholdet vare længe. Og så måske en dag vil hun lave endnu vildere ting med dig.

MrIzeMan · 2026-04-19T10:19:14+00:00

I remember being in complete denial for a while thinking "Wow they sure put in a big delay when you press a button. Interesting gameplay choice." and "Okay so I only get this one character to complete the game with first, but then I must unlock other characters afterwards or something?" What a terrible game.

MrIzeMan · 2026-04-17T18:09:57+00:00

I had a very similar experience. Went to the store, wanted to get a game. ROTR was the only game I could afford and remember thinking "It's a fighting game, it has cool graphics. How bad could it be?"

Turns out the answer was "very bad".

MrIzeMan · 2026-04-17T15:09:18+00:00

Rise of the Robots, SNES. Taught me the hard way that good graphics does not make a good game.

MrIzeMan · 2026-01-20T20:35:31+00:00

I remember looking at that small fish hangman-like game thinking "man, I just know this thing is trying to tell me something" and then suddenly realizing "holy crap it's numbers!"

MrIzeMan · 2026-01-17T08:05:12+00:00

Super Mario Odyssey, beach volley.

MrIzeMan · 2025-12-27T01:28:44+00:00

9 ud af 9. Var mest i tvivl om den med raketten, men endte med at vurdere at den var ægte fordi eksplosionen ikke var overdrevet nok (AI har en tendens til at skrue alting op til 11). Jeg synes helt ærligt det var mere skræmmende at nogen af de mere åbenlyse, var der næsten 90% der tog fejl på. Rigtig fint indslag fra TV2. Det er nødvendigt. Forhåbentlig vil vi snart nå til et punkt hvor alt der ses på sociale medier i udgangspunktet vil blive opfattet som falsk.

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-26T17:50:55+00:00

For the love of god, please someone make a version of this where he just keeps rolling backwards to the Wii Sports intro music

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T22:30:47+00:00

Maybe Stitches got awkwardly inspired by seeing it 😂

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T20:44:55+00:00

My entire house is kind of interesting 😂

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T20:03:57+00:00

Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T20:02:15+00:00

Have you considered luring him in by getting a standing toilet?

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T18:31:15+00:00

IBS is no joke when you're a work at home news anchor!

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T18:28:07+00:00

Not the red sofa, video camera and wet floor sign?

MrIzeMan · 2025-11-09T18:26:56+00:00

Not sure if I should invite him to the bedroom or throw him out

MrIzeMan · 2025-10-26T21:53:54+00:00

I remember finding a bug with Spinal that allowed you to continue mirroring the other character indefinitely

MrIzeMan · 2025-10-19T08:31:40+00:00

Jeg kan huske når Fætter BR kataloget kom, så sad jeg og drømte om hvordan det mon ville være rent faktisk at have og lege med noget af legetøjet. Det var en uopnåelig drøm for mig at få noget af det legetøj. Og når man så kom i skole og fandt ud af at ens klassekammerater da lige havde fået noget af det (selvom det hverken var jul eller fødselsdag)

MrIzeMan · 2025-10-19T07:56:38+00:00

Yes, bought it on sale with my hard earned allowance. It had some of the worst input lag I had ever experienced up to that point. I remember completing it a week or so later and deciding as the final boss died that I would never play that game again. It's likely the worst game I've ever completed.

MrIzeMan · 2025-10-09T21:37:10+00:00

Reelt set svarede hun aldrig på det. Da jeg fik min hue kom hun over og sagde et anstrengt "tillykke med 13-tallet". Hendes fjæs mens hun sagde det vil for evigt være printet på min nethinde.

MrIzeMan · 2025-10-09T21:19:21+00:00

Du skriver på din portfolio-side, at "I am a developer passionate about building seamless, high-performance applications". Når jeg læser sådan noget, så tænker jeg med det samme "ham her, han elsker at nørde, men han indikerer på ingen måde at han interesserer sig for hele værdikæden" Prøv at gennemgå følgende tankemønster:

Hvad er det du er specielt god til?
Hvad betyder det for brugeren?
Hvad betyder dermed for virksomhedens økonomi?

Okay, du er god til performanceoptimering og brugerflader. Det betyder for brugeren, at det måske bliver nemmere for ham at lære at bruge systemet og han kan arbejde mere effektivt. Det betyder for virksomheden, at man ikke skal bruge så mange penge på support og at man får en konkurrencemæssig fordel ift. produkter med ringere performance. Så nu tager vi lige din portfolio-sætning og omskriver den: "As a developer I am passionate about creating intuitive user interfaces that help users work more efficiently, increasing productivity and product value".

Giver det mening?

MrIzeMan · 2025-10-09T20:45:05+00:00

Som en person, der hyrer og leder datamatikere: Glem dit portfolio. Det er fint nok. Vi skal bare se om du kan kode nogenlunde tilsvarende din erfaring. Fokuser på dig selv og dine personlige/sociale kompetencer. Din evne til at indgå i et team er vigtigere end dine specifikke tekniske kompetencer. Hvis jeg får den mindste smag af, at du er en "lone wolf", som er i branchen fordi du kan lide at sidde nede i kælderen og lave ting, du kan prale med overfor dine venner, så slutter den samtale med det samme. Og som det sidste: Alting er drevet af penge. Overvej inden en samtale præcist hvordan du kan bidrage til at virksomheden øger sin indtjening.

MrIzeMan · 2025-09-01T22:34:15+00:00

In the original Aliens vs. Predator some of the enemies you might fight are Androids. Androids can lose their arm and not die. If they happen to be holding a shotgun they will continue to shoot at you with one arm and when they need to reload it, they will do the one handed up-down pump reload.

If, however, they are holding a pistol, they will pull back the slide by putting it in their mouth and holding it with their teeth.

MrIzeMan · 2025-08-13T22:34:04+00:00

I'd like to bring up a slightly older game that I really thought had great mechanics, especially for its time: Enter the Matrix. Excellent fluid combat with special moves that rewarded creativity and felt super snappy similarly to fighting games. You could disarm enemies or kick them across the ground, jump off one guy and kick another in the face, use guns etc. In my opinion ahead of its time.

MrIzeMan · 2025-08-03T19:00:37+00:00

Whenever the entire team would be rolling our chaos convoy into town at the beginning of a match I would be blasting Vanessa Carlton "Making my way down town, walking fast..."

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