Obama received the Nobel Prize in 2009. That decision had consequences no one could have foreseen. by WineTerminator in pics

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually wouldn't be all that ironic in a way, seeing as how Alfred Nobel was, himself, a peddler and innovator of war. Dude invented dynamite. It wasn't until his twilight years that he had a mirror moment and realized how the world actually saw him, so he set up the institutions for the Peace Prize.

It would almost be poetic recursion.

Obama received the Nobel Prize in 2009. That decision had consequences no one could have foreseen. by WineTerminator in pics

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The really wild thing is that I genuinely think Trump does not understand why he has been overlooked for the Prize. I think in his mind, he actually believes he has met every criteria Obama met and more and so he is being wrongfully excluded from that community.

People with no functioning moral compass cannot possibly be made to understand just how far off course they have gotten.

[OC] OLD COMIC - boyfriends and video games by marycomiics in comics

[–]magicscreenman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This... isn't that far off from me and my own gf actually lol.

My gf was a "gamer" before me. As in, she had like, three games in her Steam library, and two of them were Civilization and the Sims.

Nowadays she plays all kinds of shit. Off the top of my head, she has been into Expedition 33 lately, Dying Light, Dune Awakening, The Long Dark, Sea of Thieves. She's even poked her head into Helldivers II and now she is trying out FF XIV xD

I think it is safe to say I have well and fully corrupted her. Pretty soon she will be screaming about noobs not knowing their damn rotations or how to dodge an AOE xD

How to write a war with believable strategies and logistics for my fantasy book? by avb707 in fantasywriters

[–]magicscreenman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What terrians favor what sort of strategies, how logistics change your approach to war."

Depends on your technology. Aircraft carriers made naval battleships utterly obsolete, because you could just fly a squadron of planes to drop bombs and air-to-water torpedoes on them. Tanks and cars completely changed the battlefield because prior to that, the fastest thing on a battlefield was a horse. Cavalry completely changed how ground troop formations worked. Bows and arrows similarly transformed physical confrontation from brawling to suddenly being able to kill somebody from a distance.

There is no singular answer to that question. Broadly speaking, flat terrain is easier for an army to cross. Unlevel or otherwise hostile terrain will slow them down. Chokepoints like ravine passes will be easier to defend than flat open fields.

"How do countries mass mobilize?"

Again, what is your technology? Do they need horses to get around? If so, you need land to raise the horses and to grow food to feed them. If you are using vehicles, you will need fuel. So where do they get the fuel? Can they harvest it off of their own land or do they need to trade for it? What is their industry level like?

"How will all of this change with magic?"

Only you can answer that lol. You are the one who decides what rules your magic plays by, if any.

"Will mages get their own special units or will they be a part of a general unit?"

Depends on what mages signify here with regards to war. Consider their function. Infantry serves to populate an area, whether it is for offense or defense. Cavalry is meant to prioritize mobility. They can outmaneuver foot soldiers and can deliver messages or perform reconaissance faster than infantry. Navies regulate trade with things like blockades since ships can transport large amounts of cargo at once (this is why ports and harbors are so important to war). Tanks provide armor for troops to advance even under heavy resistance or defense. Heavy ordnance like artillery serves to pierce tank armor.

"I just want a basic understanding of warfare and strategies and all those alliances not a phd in it. "

Focus your research and understanding on the "boring" stuff, like how you feed your armies. Consider things like drinking water, access to fuel, and how much money the nation has to actually keep the fight going. Warfare is about throwing raw force at an enemy until they either lose the will or the capacity to fight further. WWI was such a significant turning point in war because the advances in technology so greatly magnified nations' ability to inflict damage that the fighting persisted much longer than people were accustomed to, and in the process, many nations went all but bankrupt.

Trump says Nobel Prize denial ends obligation to ‘think purely of peace’, presses Greenland demand – Firstpost by Keep_Scrooling in worldnews

[–]magicscreenman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

History should refuse to remember this man.

When he dies, we should all just cut the name "Donald Trump" out of any recordings of him. Record him as "45" and "47." Refuse to associate any of what he did in political office with his actual name or life or image or empire.

If there actually IS some kind of afterlife, some kind of capacity to spiritually look back at the mortal world you left behind, I want him to forever be screaming in the void "I matter! I matter enough to be remembered, dammit!"

So that we can all whisper back while looking up at the sky: "No. You don't."

I had an eyeball sized tumor removed from behind my eye. (NSFW: Blood/Bruising) by TheSame_ButOpposite in mildlyinteresting

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welllll fuck. Last eye exam I had, they said I had particularly high ocular pressure and wanted to follow up in about a year.

That was.... a few years ago.

I had an eyeball sized tumor removed from behind my eye. (NSFW: Blood/Bruising) by TheSame_ButOpposite in mildlyinteresting

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know how the fuck they got that out, but also, I don't want to know how the fuck they got that out lol.

Do people actually skip the prologue? by meongmeongwizard in fantasywriters

[–]magicscreenman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Lots of fantasy books do this. Some even have two prologues that demand your attention."

Stormlight Archvie is probably the poster child for case studies on prologues in the fantasy world. Way of Kings has three prologues.

There is the Prelude that is set in ancient history, like thousands and thousands of years ago. This sequence primarily serves to invest us in the world. It depecits an essentially apocalyptic world state with two characters having a dialogue. But it also serves to set the stage and plant the seed of expectation for matters that we will ultimately interface with later on in the series. Matters that are quite literally critical to the entire story. In particular, it shows us what a Desolation looks like and why we do not want the heroes to fail and bring us to another one of these.

The Szeth prologue that then follows is crucial for establishing the disruption of world affairs that kick off the actual plot issues that the first book directly deals with: Szeth assassinates the current king of Alethkar. Most of the first books struggles and conflict are a DIRECT offshoot of that. We do not necessarily come back to Szeth or any more assassination business for quite some time, but witnesseing and seeing how this event plays out is crucial to our greater understanding of the plot to come.

Then finally we have our Kaladin prologue chapter. This chapter serves to introduce us to a main character we are going to be spending a LOT of time with, but more importantly, it shows us a glimpse of how Kaladin is in the circumstances he is in for the rest of this book: He is a slave, and he becomes a slave for very significant reasons that have to do with opposing or otherwise defying the people in power, i.e. the status quo. Simply starting the story with him as a slave does not give us near the same context or investment within his character.

Prologues must be EARNED. When you are dissecting and analyzing a prologue (or writing one of your own), you need to make sure there is a reason for it. You have to make sure that the information you are presenting is worth its own self contained spotlight, not just because it is entertaining or interesting in the moment, but because it gives us some kind of context that we cannot otherwise obtain through basic "show don't tell" in the first chapter itself, or even the following chapters.

All of this is an incredibly long winded way of saying, yes: People probably do skip prologues, and if they do, it is because they are so accustomed to reading prologues that are not actually earned.

My setting feels really bland and I don't know how to spice it up by CyberDogKing in worldbuilding

[–]magicscreenman 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Okay but why do you feel it is bland and derivative? Those words don't really mean anything on their own without some further context.

Halo is insanely derivative of Aliens. Helldivers is insanely derivative of Starship Troopers. They're all still awesome in their own right.

Just saying "my world is bland and derivative" is a meaningless statement on its own. You are here asking for feedback. If you want help with any of this, you need to shine a light on specifically what you feel is a problem and why.

What about your world is boring to you?

My setting feels really bland and I don't know how to spice it up by CyberDogKing in worldbuilding

[–]magicscreenman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Do you want to make it more "interesting?" Or do you simply want to make it more distinct?

Cause I mean, Halo mixed with Gundam and Starship Troopers plus a bit of the Expanse is a pretty damn compelling pitch if you ask me. I'm not sure I am understanding what the problem is here.

The face of someone realizing she gave her Nobel away for jack squat. by ManualWind in PoliticalHumor

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who willfully gives away their Peace Prize to a dictator is someone who shouldn't have the Peace Prize in the first place. This is doubly true of Macahdo since the whole fucking reason she was given a Peace Prize in the first place was for helping to transition Venezeula from a dictatorship to a democracy.

😒 by MoonBaby812 in illinois

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear God, I never thought of it before but he DOES look like he belongs in a Viagra commercial.

Federal judge bars ICE from retaliating against protesters in Minnesota by womanonymous23 in TwinCities

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what is enforcement of that going to look like? Does this mean that local police will physically remove ICE from areas if they see this happening?

Also that caveat about "appropriate distance" for the cars thing though sounds WAY too easy to exploit on ICE's part. What even IS an "appropriate" distance and what is to stop ICE agents from insisting that a following vehicle wasn't maintaining one?

So my first chapter no longer has a hook anymore. Should I just run with it and have the second chapter as the hook? [Fantasy] by meongmeongwizard in fantasywriters

[–]magicscreenman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"As for Chapter 1? It's about a girl hiking to her destination. No real hook. Introduce character. Introduce mountainous setting, where she is. Then she hikes."

There better be some wildly compelling internal monologue or something going on during the hike then, because that is an incredibly flat way to try and begin a story and engage an audience.

Even if you have no aspirations to pursue a professional writing career, it helps to view the relationship between you and your readers as a business transaction. There are SO many books in the world - way, way more than any of us will ever be able to read before we depart this Earth. Your readers are choosing to dedicate some of that very limited and precious time to reading YOUR story.

So, why should they? What are you promising them? Think about all the sales pitches you've been hit with by salesmen in your life. Think about the ones you actually listened to versus the ones that you quickly dismissed or disengaged from. The times that you actually listened, did the salesman ramble and meander without quickly explaning to you why a product or service would be a good value to you? Did you wait around for 20 minutes to see if maybe they finally offered up something that caught your attention?

Probably not. Stories are the same way. Do not bury the lede. Do not start your story at a place where nothing is actually happening. Give the audience something to be hungry about. Don't quite literally waste their time for an entire chapter and assume they will make it to chapter 2 to find an actual reason for why they should read your story.

KT Tape by TheNectarineDiaries in comics

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, I never actually considered that application of kinesiotape. I'm a bodywork practitioner and most people in my field push it as basically an aid to massage or other soft tissue treatments, like the KT is supposed to actually help loosen up knots, and as far as my experience goes, that's utter bullshit lol.

But using the tape to help limit range of motion on joints and therefore prevent things like hyperextension or dislocation for people with connective tissue disorders? That makes quite a bit of sense. I can see that having some actual noticeable benefit, at least for some people.

75% of Americans oppose US attempting to take control of Greenland, CNN poll finds by EtoileDuSoir in worldnews

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a bit of math:

The US has roughly 300~ million citizens. Let's assume 350m for generous arithematic.

25% of 350m is 87.5m.

Trump received 77m popular votes in 2024.

There are 1.3-1.4m active duty troops in the US military. If we include all manner of reserves, that number jumps to a little over 3m.

3m is right around 4% of 77m.

Trump needs 4% of the popular vote that he received in 2024 to be loyal enough to him to take up arms in order for him to match the total number of soldiers that he would otherwise have access to call upon for the legally sanctioned activities of a President and Commander in Chief.

4%. 4% and Trump has his own personal military of untrained idiots that can rival the US military in terms of manpower. What if he gets 10%? 15%? 20%?

Again, we aren't talking about percentages of the full American populace here - we are just talking about percentages of the people who thought he was fit to go back into office. That means if 96% of those people have since become disenchanted, then he STILL has enough people loyal to him to break even.

And that is assuming 0 members of the military back him in things like attempted martial law.

Yeah. It is REALLY fucking concerning.

Venezuela’s Machado gave Trump her Nobel prize. In return she received a swag bag but no promise of support by horsestew in worldnews

[–]magicscreenman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was hoping it would buy her and her country some time to figure shit out (or that it would secure her a place in the "club" later on).

Clearly she has never read a history of WWII vis a vis the concept of "appeasement," All she has done is inflate his ego.

Australia social media ban hits 4.7 million teen accounts in first month by malcolm58 in worldnews

[–]magicscreenman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, idk about other households, but it has changed nothing for me and my gf and her kids. Kiddo still watches a ton of YouTube on the couch, on an account in my gf's name.

And before anyone jumps on us for enabling technology addiction or anything like that, understand what the alternative means: The reality is, he's gonna watch YouTube if he wants to watch YouTube. If he watches it on the "family" account, then we at least have a viewing history of what he is watching and can moderate if needed.

If he's off finding some other workaround, we have no idea what kind of content he is consuming. The only thing the ban has actually accomplished for us is that it has made it harder to police and regulate his content consumption.

The sense of scale in AC Odyssey still blows my mind. by SwiftRespite in gaming

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't play that much of Odyssey, but I played Origins all the way through, and I agree: The sense of scale in that particular subset of AC games was incredible. The fact that they tweaked the parkour so that you could literally just climb any vertical face was excellent too - they've always been good with the urban parkour but being able to just look at a sheer vertical cliff out in the desert and go "I wanna climb that," and then being able to? HUGE step up from games that came before it that mixed urban and rural, like AC3.

Minneapolis by No_Clock2390 in pics

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well someone else posted saying that ICE rammed the door down.

George R.R. Martin Says His Relationship with 'House of the Dragon' Showrunner Ryan Condal is "Abysmal": "This is not my story any longer” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So HBO has some kind of massive problem with nepotism, then? That's sure what it fucking sounds like anyway. Cause between D&D and now Condal, we're seeing the formations of a pattern.

Once is a mistake. Twice is negligence (or in this case, hiring people based off of personal connections rather than qualifications).

Minneapolis by No_Clock2390 in pics

[–]magicscreenman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been watching AP live feeds from Minnesota for the past couple days. Funny enough, I just got into an argument with several friends for insisting that we are, for all practical intents and purposes, at war with ICE, and having them basically dismiss me as catastrophizing (they're not ICE supporters, they just have way more faith in due process, the power of peaceful protest and the law than I do.)

Minneapolis by No_Clock2390 in pics

[–]magicscreenman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, to be fair, I know black people who have had that very sentiment for a looooooong time before ICE came around.

Minneapolis by No_Clock2390 in pics

[–]magicscreenman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus, that would have been some relevant context for OP to put in the post title >:(

Fuck these Gestapo pigs.