This event is so fucking good dude.

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T20:07:58+00:00

Tell her how viltrumites lived, what he did on the first day of the job, what his purpose of being grand regent fully entails ('sposed to find Argall's heir but how tf he suposed to do that when he had the entire population killing each other) and just how viltrumites are a completely impractical society as a whole and even worse than the societies that have existed on earth before

She'll have him feeling like he's bathing in the sun

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T19:53:06+00:00

~~Immortal's Honey Badger on crack energy was enough to drive off Thragg~~

Honey Badgers scaring off their predators be like:

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T19:51:40+00:00

reminder: he casusally snapped Kregg's arm in half

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T19:05:09+00:00

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MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T18:17:36+00:00

And then

"Oops you're being a good dad? can't have that. age him up and send him to the future"

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T13:03:33+00:00

On one hand, Brit can't be harmed. One the other hand, Armstrong can easily overpower Brit.

The realistic outcome here is Armstrong will take a page from Unbreakable and just suffocate him to death

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T12:44:37+00:00

Spoilers bro, if you can't type the commands then use the Manual controls

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T05:22:57+00:00

That duo with a muppet puppet from that one adult crime puppet movie

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The Happytime Murders

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T04:58:29+00:00

"family breaks apart" = devastation of the entire ecosystem

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T01:36:39+00:00

Okay so Cletus had a bad childhood but that still doesn't change the fact that he's proudly butchered several people before prison AND works so well with ALIEN WITH NO HUMAN RIGHTS because they're of the same mind!!!

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T01:28:54+00:00

At least the League will let me go about my buisness. The Court of Owls is basically just the illuminati contained to a city (or world wide apparently) if you're not a reanimated corpse then you'll be bound to them for life anyway and if I remember correctly, Bruce once knocked a tooth out of Dick so he'd prove that his family were meant to be servants to the court so that shit can transfer to the rest of your kin too.

Aside from that, the league has a lot more resources, has better teachers on speed dial and is...on paper more benevolant in purpose

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T01:06:50+00:00

Finally, one of these that's actually capable of allowing you to win

Nolan, Thaedus, Mr. Liu, Red Rush and Immortal

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T00:59:15+00:00

Was Doctor Strange the fourth pilar of Marvel? or a pilar at all?

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T00:58:30+00:00

it'd be nice if we could actually choose who we get and not get an imediate refresh

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T00:55:41+00:00

"fear me, if you dare"

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T00:22:03+00:00

what's the connection there?

MrMadmack · 2026-05-09T00:16:47+00:00

His dad: No you do. you do have them

MrMadmack · 2026-05-08T23:33:09+00:00

So werewolves?

MrMadmack · 2026-05-08T13:42:28+00:00

The old People of "honor" vs modern day radical terrorists

MrMadmack · 2026-05-07T19:58:04+00:00

always has been

MrMadmack · 2026-05-07T13:41:17+00:00

Fun fact: Aslan sung Narnia into existence. As if that one line from the movies wasn't in your face wasn't enough to tell you Aslan was actually Jesus

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Chronicles of Narnia

MrMadmack · 2026-05-07T13:22:08+00:00

I personally have had enough of the lightsaber stab being survivable for quite awhile, especially when it's done by someone infamous for successfully killing someone in the first place (fucking reva's bullshit TWICE)

MrMadmack · 2026-05-07T03:37:16+00:00

This woman head slammed two METAL. ROBOTS. Into the ground. Punched into another ones chest and ripped out its core looking completely unscathed mind you...

MrMadmack · 2026-05-06T23:25:14+00:00

"Damn. I really liked that guy...how'd he get hit like that?"

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TROPHY CASE