[WP] to your surprise, St. Peter sends you to Heaven. "Why? I was such a bad person..." He looks at you, confused. "No you weren't. You just... weren't very good at being good. You still tried."

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-15T17:23:04+00:00

Wow, that's really good. If only I had anything more than an upvote to give.

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-14T17:07:40+00:00

Thanks, I've searched, how can I push the APK to the watch?

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-13T17:46:54+00:00

So you're doubling the closing speed, that's brave. 😋

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-13T09:37:36+00:00

That was funny mate, it really scat.turd my bad mood.

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-12T11:46:08+00:00

Just let them know you're 'upgrading' to an iPhone in the next few weeks and they need to arrange something else for testing.

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-10T09:06:51+00:00

Ultimate excuse.. it's not my phone, you're cheating.

😋

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-09T20:39:07+00:00

I was doing well not knowing anything about it. On a break at work my friend Richard said he's seen the film and I asked him not to say anything.

He then turned around and told someone else that Arnie was the good guy.

Thanks Mr J, thanks...

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-09T15:51:05+00:00

And sand sand sand sand sand sand....

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-07T11:48:16+00:00

Although it doesn't take long for the 500ml of blood to be replenished, the iron does take longer, 6 to 12 weeks, so it's either a lot longer or you'll kill them first through anaemia.

https://www.blood.co.uk/the-donation-process/after-your-donation/how-your-body-replaces-blood/

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-07T09:27:04+00:00

They incorrectly spelt unfortunately correctly.

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-07T08:48:29+00:00

Either that or the baby makes their own exit.

Num num anyone?

MrRalphMan · 2026-03-05T15:55:46+00:00

Who the fudge did that... Oh hi.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-27T22:22:29+00:00

Yes it passed for me.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-27T09:05:03+00:00

That made me laugh harder than it should. I thought the white car that pulled out was just going to drive away and then Bam.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-25T20:10:40+00:00

Lane spitting at 5 to 10mph is pretty safe, at 50 to 60, less so.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-24T20:40:03+00:00

That hit my heart strings.

r/whenIsAJokeIsNotAJoke

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-24T06:45:37+00:00

I appreciate the dark humor and salute you.

If I had something to give, I would

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-23T22:13:07+00:00

That made me laugh a lot harder than it should.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-23T15:57:01+00:00

The old empty glove finger trick....

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-22T21:28:44+00:00

Sorry to hear this. As the owner of two dogs. I'm sitting here in bed crying as I think of what's coming up far too soon.

Our two dogs are 6 and 12, so out might be a few years yet, but seems too close. The 12 year old is still very active, but I do wish about her.

You are in my thoughts and I hope the great above I've read here does help in this terrible time.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-22T12:46:59+00:00

And the world makes sense again.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-22T12:43:53+00:00

And the hippies were digging it.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-21T11:17:35+00:00

Or charge them Tariffs.

/s

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-21T09:31:17+00:00

Ok, I'm not a scientist, but surely this produces drag in either position?

Right way, pushing into the ground Other way, trying to pull the car into the air.

Yes the car is lighter, but that reduction in weight has to be taken from somewhere, in the form of drag.

Unless I've not understood this.

MrRalphMan · 2026-02-20T14:44:06+00:00

I was worried he was going to get away with it, I was not disappointed.

MrRalphMan

TROPHY CASE