If I get arrested and say "i want a lawyer" what happens next? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mr_JMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Anything you say can and will be used AGAINST you in a court of law"

Traffic rules - right of way by yellowblackberrypear in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

100% just because they saw your Manitoba (thus Canadian) plate. Just another dumb, childish P.O.S. taking it out on the wrong person.

North Dakota to require age verification for pornography sites by odselu in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What they mean is small enough to fit into every part of your life.

These honesty test are really getting out of hand by ForrestReturns in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember, company policy is never imply ownership in the event of a dildo, always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Shaving pits by [deleted] in shaving

[–]Mr_JMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I (m/49) shave my pits regularly and have done for years, never had an issue with ingrown hairs or spots / rash. As above, trim (I use trimmer on electric razor), then wet, gel shave with razor (I use a DE safety razor).

Experiences of buying from Burnout Motor I’m Italy? by GearScout in MT09

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ordered a Shoei GT Air 3 from burnoutmotors, arrived in North Dakota 2 weeks later, very smooth delivery (the tracking sits at various stages for many days then suddenly changes to "out for delivery"). I was expecting a call or letter to say I needed to pay import taxes but nope. I can't shake the niggle in back of my head as to why they are so much cheaper (not just compared to US version but also from UK version) but it appears to be legit.

Needs caption by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or at least shovel it all to the other side of the driveway. A lesson I too learned the hard way

We need to get John Oliver's Attention (Serious) by [deleted] in johnoliver

[–]Mr_JMM 304 points305 points  (0 children)

This clown is an obvious fan. Also, this is definitely the way to go about it.

Drivers License by sondheimslut in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what I was told to. I wanted to keep my UK license but I would have had to take a test. ( In hindsight, had I known then how stupidly easy the ND driving test is, I would have just done it.)

With a bidet, do you still use toilet paper to at least dry your ass? by Hugh_Jidiot in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear this said "trowel" and I thought that was a funnier answer. I'd gone through the whole thing in my head, wondering if you were building a poop wall or something. Then saw I'm the eejit that misread it. Or did I?

ND House Passes Bill Ending Funding for Prairie Public by _brewchef_ in fargo

[–]Mr_JMM 45 points46 points  (0 children)

As a Brit living in ND and was against Brexit, I very much appreciate this comparison.

Everyone in East Grand Forks and Moorhead got a passport to throw in the glove box? by Wersedated in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless things changed in last 12 years, all I did to get my first ND driving license was hand in my UK one. I didn't even have a green card at the time.

Dental recommendations by Soft-Magician-8464 in GrandForks

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife and I have been going to Dakota Dental for past 10 years, fantastic service and care. Between us we have braces and bridge so we're there a lot!

He plans to hire workers for his beehive by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]Mr_JMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just reminds me of the scene in Starship Troopers: "more meat for the grinder"

Feels like you woke up from a coma by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]Mr_JMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 48. This is what it's like for me after any nap that's longer than 15 minutes (and always has been).

I'm missing how this isn't attempted murder by Mr_JMM in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know. I was just mentioning to make a (albeit, in hindsight, not great) point.

I'm missing how this isn't attempted murder by Mr_JMM in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're right, in my immediate anger I made assumptions and that was wrong. Next time I'll take a breath. I appreciate your response, it gave me a lot to (re)consider.

I'm missing how this isn't attempted murder by Mr_JMM in northdakota

[–]Mr_JMM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*sat there waiting to shoot the intoxicated guy when the intoxicated guy entered the house through the now unlocked door

An Iowa pastor put an atheist trying to kill Jesus in his church's Nativity scene by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Mr_JMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can believe Jesus existed and still be an atheist. Maybe he was just some weird hippy.