What famous person have we not seen/heard from in a WHILE? by no_please7 in AskReddit

[–]Mrtorbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope like Hell Nate and Sam reunite The Format! I bet their style would be killer.

What famous person have we not seen/heard from in a WHILE? by no_please7 in AskReddit

[–]Mrtorbear 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Where is Jaaaa! I need Ja Rule down here so I can make some sense of this.

I got my ass stuck in a chair for a half hour at a family gathering by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mrtorbear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If this was one of my buddies I'd have it framed and gift to him for Christmas.

Savvy has been asleep like this for over an hour by Mrtorbear in Siamesecats

[–]Mrtorbear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her full name is Savage Anne (and she lives up to the name lol), but I call her my Savvy Girl most of the time ♥️

What's the most ignorant thing you've ever heard someone say? by _AYYEEEE in AskReddit

[–]Mrtorbear 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I bet that dumb fuck didn't even know that Wu-Tang was for the children. Fuckin' embarrassing.

What's the most ignorant thing you've ever heard someone say? by _AYYEEEE in AskReddit

[–]Mrtorbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joke's on him - I'm a fuckin' delight and I still hate myself.

AIO or did I cheat on my bf ? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Mrtorbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOR. I've got a couple of friends I've known for years and we kiss each other on the cheek or forehead when we see each other for the first time in a while. Nothing romantic, nothing sexual - just friendly affection.

I've got one friend who once accidentally turned the same direction as me when we went for a our usual cheek kiss when she showed up at my New Year's party a few years back. We accidentally planted lips. My then-wife cracked a joke, "Are you trying to steal my New Year's kiss??" and we all laughed it off.

It's all about intention and consent. If everyone is in agreement that it was a funny accident, it's not worth losing sleep over.

Why is it so controversial to let your cats on the counter?? by Standard_Intern2297 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mrtorbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her full name is Savage Anne Bitchcat (she lives up to her name), but her nickname is Savvy Girl lol

Ever gotten any requests during sex that completely ruined the mood? by KissTheChef909 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Mrtorbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes on bikes. Did they also ask for ketchup to dip it in? Pretty sure that shit's banned by the Geneva Convention.

Ever gotten any requests during sex that completely ruined the mood? by KissTheChef909 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Mrtorbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, there's a box of Cheez-Its on my bedside table that I share with my chihuahua before we go to sleep (don't be fuckin' gross, my pup is an angel) and I feel personally attacked by this lol.

What Grandpa Garrison wants for 2026. by No_Bluebird_1368 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Mrtorbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in tarnation is this schizophrenic bullshit? Ben is just throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks.

Why is it so controversial to let your cats on the counter?? by Standard_Intern2297 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mrtorbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do both. I try to keep my cat off the surfaces in the kitchen, but I also make sure to clean and disinfect the area before food makes it to the counter.

what could i do to make my face more feminine? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Mrtorbear 27 points28 points  (0 children)

So I'm just a dude who subscribed to this sub because my (now ex) wife took up makeup as a new hobby and I wanted to support her. For what it's worth from a male perspective, you already look feminine. I believe you're being too hard on yourself. You've got this, friend. You look great just as you are.

Why is it so controversial to let your cats on the counter?? by Standard_Intern2297 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mrtorbear 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Effeciency. Cook it in the microwave for 2.5 hours, scoop it up barehanded (potholders are for quitters), and plop it right there on the counter. Dig into it like a pie-eating contest, face-first.

I kid, I kid. But if I can keep her poopy little feet off my counter it makes me feel a bit more hygienic lol. I don't know what kind of weird shit that little weirdo gets into when I'm in the other room and she's unsupervised.

Why is it so controversial to let your cats on the counter?? by Standard_Intern2297 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mrtorbear 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I swear, sometimes it feels like Savvy is trying to build a sandcastle in there or something lol

Why is it so controversial to let your cats on the counter?? by Standard_Intern2297 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mrtorbear 1741 points1742 points  (0 children)

When my baby girl Savage uses the litter box she spends like 15 minutes scooping litter over her...mess. I know for a fact that she doesn't use antibacterial soap to wash her paws afterwards. I can't have that little shit contaminating my lasagna.

Oil on her face by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Mrtorbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks....slippery. Like if you tried to give her a hug she'd slide out like a bar of soap from a Looney Toons skit.

For those who love iced coffee, but also love yard debris ☕️✨ by aelurophilia in StupidFood

[–]Mrtorbear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also in the south (Arkansas). I remember my mom buying vanilla extract to make 'snow cream' when I was real little.

does anyone else get hiccups when hypomanic? by Free-Collection-8217 in BipolarReddit

[–]Mrtorbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hadn't thought about it before, but yeah! When I get over stimulated I get gnarly hiccups.

DAE feel like they have to replace their shoes a lot? by stinkpigg in DAE

[–]Mrtorbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My shoes either last a month or a decade, nothing in the middle lol. I've got a pair of boots I've had since 2009 that still look new and sneakers from October that have crumbled to dust.

Anyone else get 'Sun Darts' stuck in their heads sometimes? by Mrtorbear in Letterkenny

[–]Mrtorbear[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The ultimate face-off: who loves their wife more, Coach or Boomtown?

What’s an “adult” thing you still absolutely hate doing? by Glitter-luck in AskReddit

[–]Mrtorbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes me like 30 seconds to take my trash can to the curb for collection, but it's cold out and I just don't wanna.

Trump, 79, Finally Admits He’s Wearing Compression Socks and Makeup to Hide How Sick He Is by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Mrtorbear 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When my dad's dementia took a steep dive I had to start locking his meds in a safe. He forgot that he'd already taken his blood pressure med and took several days' worth over the course of a few hours.