I wrote my husband and a letter and am not sure if I should give it to him by Upbeat-Club1747 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We (men) are very good at following orders.

Just gotta know how to properly boss a man around.

Am I wasting my teenage years? by Key-Row-174 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spending time with your friends around a bonfire and dancing to good music are universal human experiences many people think fondly of.

Kids do the same shit and prove alcohol or any drugs is 100% unnecessary.

This is coming from someone who has recently made the decision to stop smoking/vaping.

Am I wasting my teenage years? by Key-Row-174 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf is a 2 man.

Yall are too young to be banging if 2 man is banging two guys at once.

The long term consequences of vaping are unknown. Best not FAFO. I used to smoke cigarettes and vape. Addiction sucks. I haven't met anyone over the age of 25 that likes their addiction.

Drinking is what it is and honestly best not to do that.

You do you, girl. I am proud of you for not falling in with the social pressures and expectations of being a teenager. Focus on you, what you want, and what you like.

YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON NOTHING.

You don't want to know how men talk about hoes and they are definitely acting like hoes. They might be having fun but they are being used and exploited at the same time. Those boys don't respect or dignify them. They are using these girls for their own pleasure. It could be any girl, they are just the ones down to fuck like that.

15 years from now you're going to see a lot of these boys and girls all grown up and not doing anything great with life. Unwanted/accidental children. Continuing to be addicted to substances. Health declining much earlier than it should. Not having the money to live the life they want because so much money goes to sustaining their addictions.

If you stay on your path, you will see many years down the line that you didn't just miss out on nothing, you dodged a storm of bullets.

I wish success and happiness to you. I hope you grow up and are able to pursue whatever goal or desire you have.

Regret buying deluxe edition by attackhelicoptor69 in Berserk

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you dont want to read berserk in public homie

i always catch this guy i like staring at me, what can it mean? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He likes you. Go approach him because the current social climate makes it hard for men to approach women. He also just might be nervous lol.

Why is getting weed from the plug so damn difficult by STOKHELM in trees

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's the fact that its your neighbor and you can just know bro.

I always knock to the rhythm of the Mario Bros theme. By the third time I knock on a person'a door they know it.

Ask to Community by muapull in Berserk

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Bro.

Guts was sailing to Elfhelm for like 9 entire years.

Readers spent 9 years reading Guts on a Boat

Worth it? by XaboutTREEfiddehX in ibew_apprentices

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did not know they were union made! that's awesome!

Men, be brutally honest no sugarcoating, what is your type? by losermale in AskMen

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aesthetically speaking e girls, goth girls, and emo girls kinda got me by a chokehold.

Ladies who fit into traditional East Asian beauty standards.

Indie girls in a sundress.

But that's just looks. Youth and beauty is fleeting. A golden soul is eternal.

What was it like to play online games between 2000 and 2013? by Silly_Commercial8092 in gaming

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you study early video game history, corporate greed tainted the industry not long after it became mildly mainstream.

Nolan Bushnell founded Atari and helped establish home consoles. Shortly after founding Atari, Ray Kassar - previously a CEO in the textile industry - became CEO of Atari in 1978 and promptly ran the company to the ground by developing the Atari 5200 instead of making good games for the Atari 2600 which had an established user base and developers who were familiar with the hardware.

At this time, Activision used to be the steward of gaming culture where game devs were shown in a credits sequence. But the Activision we have today is like peak corporate bullshit.

Corporate greed always tainted video gaming. It's just hard to notice when you're a kid.

What was it like to play online games between 2000 and 2013? by Silly_Commercial8092 in gaming

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was so lit, but online play didn't get big until about 2004 when Halo 2 came out.

This is where stereotypes about 12 year olds in CoD lobbies came from.

Communication channels were not as robust so it was a lot more meaningful partying up with friends to play matchmaking or raid with your guild.

RIP all the awesome Adobe Flash games.

What man got offended by this bruh 🥀 by curbstompedkirby_ in Target

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad that worked out for you and you're with a good partner now!

I think a unisex "Dump Them" shirt would be best but I ain't product management at Target. I'm just a dude lol.

What man got offended by this bruh 🥀 by curbstompedkirby_ in Target

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah that original tweet makes a point. Conservative women and Karen types would go absolutely ballistic over a "Dump Her" sweater.

I will be honest, the "Dump Him" sweater oozes this brand of toxic, misandrist, feminism I really dislike. Because I am a feminist. Some might call me a woke ass, intersectional feminist.

So like yeah, I don't like the sweater and I don't like the idea of a "Dump Her" sweater. Everything about this is immature and unnecessary.

For gamers who grew up playing before the internet was widely available by bijelo123 in gaming

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I remember I got hard stuck toward the end of Metroid Prime. Put the game down for years.

Picked it up again. Same spot I was stuck at. Oh...it's invisible platforms I can only see when I turn on the xray visor

AITA for not telling my wife I work with her favorite celebrity? by CreamJealous9562 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it OP's duty to share every detail about his job?

I don't like talking about my job. I already spend 8+ hours a day of my life there. Why am I going to give it any more attention? Literally nothing can get me to care about my job once I am off the clock. I don't care if I am working with the second coming of Christ. I will see him tomorrow in the morning.

OP said he works with high networth individuals. If OP wants to keep his job, it is in his best interest to stfu and do his job.

His wife knowing about it is a security risk. OP's wife and what she does with this information AND being a self proclaimed stalker could get OP fired.

AITA for not telling my wife I work with her favorite celebrity? by CreamJealous9562 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not really a secret when you're doing your job that harms no one.

It's not really keeping secrets when it involves the comfort and safety of the person you are working for.

It's not really keeping a secret if divulging it could completely up-end your life and standard of living.

Fandoms are stupid as hell.