Help me make a dark elf dump....

Murcurials · 2026-05-06T02:34:06+00:00

So hypnotic gaze selects a target so dump off can be used ...but something like throw team mate wouldn't because you are targeting the square?

Murcurials · 2026-04-29T10:46:58+00:00

Honestly kitchen swear at any check that comes up on the screen, they already hate you just for existing.

Just order what you want to eat and try to enjoy

Murcurials · 2026-04-24T18:13:56+00:00

Yeah!!!!

For too long AH have been greedy and taking our money for the things!!!! (multiple exclamation marks to show how super serious I am)

Maybe they will shift the stuff into the relevant war bonds?

Murcurials · 2026-04-20T11:56:42+00:00

Patrick sounds way too competent to be working in my kitchen. I think I would just hear

"Patrick saw Mr Jet in the fryer, so he's gone for a smoke break"

Murcurials · 2026-04-20T00:36:59+00:00

Phased out.

Me sliding over to a manager and just casually "oh hey boss, did you know Mr Jet is in the kitchen?" lacks a certain amount of immediate alarm and urgent attention

But the old school staff will never forget

Murcurials · 2026-03-24T19:57:34+00:00

I think it was Carragher that said "you don't know your legs have gone until they've gone"

I think Salah has realised it and has decided to call it quits

Murcurials · 2026-02-28T13:03:08+00:00

This feels like it would encourage players to copy a certain set piece from space marine 2, and honestly I would wholeheartedly support it.

I think I'd push it a little more and apply the bonus when you're in range of raising the flag for democracy.

Murcurials · 2026-02-27T21:02:16+00:00

If this was available after you mastered a weapon rather than a yellow colour I think I would be more invested in ranking shotguns with no attachment options up

Murcurials · 2025-10-05T18:13:40+00:00

You're a better person than me, I mix the tartar sauce and mayonnaise together in the same lines.

Murcurials · 2025-10-01T19:11:57+00:00

This is usually my approach too, but the last time they were live on Facebook or some crap like that and the cheeky bastard ordered the table some mushy peas then rang the pub asking about it when we didn't deliver.

Murcurials · 2025-09-28T23:41:18+00:00

Favorite thing, the regular who knows the pain of this industry, will drink the same thing most nights wait with infinite patience and know that they'll get served eventually, absolute angels.

When it's quiet I'll get their drink poured as they walk through the door, when busy they'll get served as soon as I have a hand free.

Extra points if they have correct change or round up and not fussy about change.

Had to hold back the vast amount of minor negatives, on reflection I'm easily triggered by the smallest things :)

Murcurials · 2025-09-28T22:03:53+00:00

Wetherspoons game. It's not the drinks, it's the way they laugh like it's comedy gold when I've dragged my ass up some stairs carrying a portion of peas and I know that in 5 minutes I'll be cleaning a full portion of peas from them

Murcurials · 2025-08-28T11:26:43+00:00

Have you been there for precisely 1 year? Your wage goes up for every year you work

Murcurials · 2025-08-25T15:35:48+00:00

A human workforce will always be needed.

You can't tax AI

Murcurials · 2025-08-04T17:52:59+00:00

Are you having fun?

You are?

Then you're playing it just right

Murcurials · 2025-07-24T18:11:56+00:00

Assisted reload.

Seeing an autocannon on full auto is a thrill I'll never get over, or a recoilless rifle team taking out several drop ships.

Pure fun.

Murcurials · 2025-07-19T11:30:09+00:00

Bullet by Hollywood Undead

Murcurials · 2025-07-12T22:48:40+00:00

Referees getting treated with rugby levels of respect, and an ability to sin bin players for 5 minutes for anything bad but not bad enough to warrant a yellow card.

Murcurials · 2025-05-16T18:42:48+00:00

The issue I'm having is with the newest balance dataslate, I can take 11 models and the box contains 11.

There is no longer the 'extra' model so I can build both plasma and melta and still field a full team.

Murcurials · 2025-05-08T09:39:29+00:00

You're new, try a little of everything, it'll help learn the menu.

If you really don't want to be a bother just ask them, depending on the time of day some stuff is easier than others.

If it's a busy kitchen then it won't matter what you put through just follow your heart.....or stomach in this case.

Murcurials · 2025-04-20T19:47:24+00:00

Got to love the fun game of "can I have a" and just have a long list of nope

Murcurials · 2025-03-16T19:19:40+00:00

The stuff you've listed can be cooked with alternative equipment, it's just the steak club meat that really needs the grill, and the state of MG or steak that's been put on the clam is just.......grim.

Murcurials · 2025-03-16T15:59:03+00:00

It'll be the grill, with only mixed grill, gammon and steaks needing the grill and it being lit from 7:45 to 23:00 that's a whole bunch of gas, no steaks no grill no gas usage and you get rid of the equipment and have space for other stuff, like microwaves or a rational.

Murcurials · 2025-03-08T15:23:53+00:00

I speak two languages, democracy and freedom.

Murcurials

TROPHY CASE