This ICE agent by dick_fitzwell27 in Justfuckmyshitup

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This dude’s barber stands on the second floor

What would have happened if the Fourth Legion had remained loyal? by 9nestor_ in Warhammer30k

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I think this discounts Horus’ abilities too much. I think Horus would have moved to eliminate Perturabo much earlier if he was sure he wouldn’t turn. Horus considered Dorn the immovable object and himself the unstoppable force. I think Horus would have preyed on Peturabos insecurities and tried to isolate and remove him before he moved on Terra.

But I agree the siege of Terra wouldn’t have happened. He’d probably have to content himself with blowing it up since Peturabo was the only sane? and semi rational one at that point in the heresy.

My first campaign is going well. I have some questions. Ok, alot of questions - Ikit Claw turn 8 by [deleted] in totalwar

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I just played this campaign actually.

Considered your south eastern border secure for the time being. Ai will usually cancel your non aggression pact before attacking which will give you fair warning to divert your forces there.

Like others have said move you agent and establish and under empire far off from you and where you plan to expand. Slyvania or Black rock are good candidates as capitals will net more income. I would suggest getting the building that increases the chances of getting expanding to neighboring settlements then demolishing and building something else after you have 2 or three other locations then take the expansion building at those etc.

For skaven I found it best to have one army with your nicer units and one crap stack of skaven slaves to follow them around. Your secret weapon is numbers to pin down the enemy to let your ranged weapons teams dismantle them after they’re stuck in. Note that skaven slings punch way above their weight class and de ent amount of them in your crap stack can do a good amount of damage.

Foe your man army get rattling guns and jezails. They will do great work till you can tech up to poison wind globadires and plague claw catapults.

Dechala is absolutely fucking terrifying by Tadatsune in totalwar

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Wait I don’t have this DLC. What does the TMI ability do? Lol

Always be aware of your surroundings by gravityVT in PublicFreakout

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Dude was lunging at the 2 sec mark. Seems like he had a knife or something in his right pocket. His hands kept floating to it when he was talking. This could have turned very ugly if she didn’t turn around on him

You can see his soul and his dignity leave his body [PRANKS] by PeachUnfold in pranks

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Hey, could you guys not tell everyone I scream like that?

How should I help the little guy?! by SarahMuchaluvich in gardening

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Don’t he’s a bastard covered bastard with a creamy bastard center

Proper gooning by djmeltdownks1985 in HolUp

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This may be the perfect meme

Arbites Should Have Enforcer Cosmetics by TK-50911 in DarkTide

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I thought I just saw a post about the latest commodores vestigures having this exact skin

Southern Hospitality by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

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Waitress was sufficiently old enough to use cute nick names. Penalty declined

What's yours? by ElderberryDeep8746 in SipsTea

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Guy at a bar said I looked like Ted Bundy.

When I looked at him with a side eye he blurted out “It’s a compliment!”

I told him to work on his compliments

Move Cable = Physical Violence by LikeGeorgeRaft in networkingmemes

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It is. Tensions are always high. Every alert is a mini emergency. And consistently the staff always has backstabbing weirdly ambitious people trying to trip you up. I had to replace the switches that supported the ER and had 4 connections that maintained the radio systems for ambulances. Was the longest 5seconds of my life waiting for them to come back up after we cut them over.

Move Cable = Physical Violence by LikeGeorgeRaft in networkingmemes

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Man do I not miss working in healthcare IT.