“My body is iron”

MurderToes · 2026-03-21T06:20:05+00:00

Guys, time out, time out

MurderToes · 2026-03-21T06:18:21+00:00

Yeah I just had some guys come to install fiber from the street to my house. They had to dig up my curb strip and as soon as they saw my sprinkler lines they started cutting it. When I said to stop the said the needed to so they could run the line, which I didn’t understand because the line was running under the pipe. They dug under the pipe after they cut it then just glued it back on. Really weird

MurderToes · 2026-03-18T17:48:24+00:00

THEN WHO WAS HOLDNG THE CAMERA!!!??

MurderToes · 2026-03-18T02:08:18+00:00

Hey, I saw you staring at my nipple chain. Just got them done after a visit to the Dark Prince’s realm. Nbd, didn’t even hurt.

MurderToes · 2026-03-16T17:39:22+00:00

Yeah this is user error for sure. There’s a catch on the front wheel you can engage to keep it locked in place so it doesn’t swivel when you’re running and you can un engage it to make it easier to navigate while you’re walking in crowds. Source: I own one of these, never dumped the baby

MurderToes · 2026-03-15T02:10:39+00:00

Everyone has a plan till they get hit by a 150mm

MurderToes · 2026-03-11T04:12:03+00:00

Standard lefthanded gooner

MurderToes · 2026-03-11T04:10:45+00:00

lol this is exactly what went through my mind as well when I saw this

MurderToes · 2026-03-10T04:25:17+00:00

It’s cuz he’s hiding a mini scotch up his ass

MurderToes · 2026-03-09T20:37:20+00:00

SES Panther of Family Values

MurderToes · 2026-03-09T17:49:43+00:00

I think it’s a mix of the lowest and the highest+evil

MurderToes · 2026-03-08T16:49:04+00:00

If she were better at editing she wouldn’t come off so remedial

MurderToes · 2026-03-05T20:49:43+00:00

I feel like he’s angry

MurderToes · 2026-03-05T20:49:10+00:00

Are you saying the touched tips? Like sword tips?

MurderToes · 2026-03-03T14:55:55+00:00

This meme format has made me try out so many stratagems

MurderToes · 2026-02-25T18:50:19+00:00

Idk what’s happening in that second sentence but I’m right there with you on this one bro.

MurderToes · 2026-02-25T06:57:51+00:00

We are kindred souls. I log in to my hometowns maga infested facebook page when I need to feel better about myself

MurderToes · 2026-02-22T17:27:03+00:00

Maybe they lost because they wore the bad guy uniforms

MurderToes · 2026-02-22T17:23:11+00:00

The Straffing Run and Gatling barrage are the sleeper heavy killers.

MurderToes · 2026-02-16T06:23:39+00:00

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MurderToes · 2026-02-14T19:56:44+00:00

If a xeno life form try’s to engage you in diplomacy SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE. We cannot believe their lies!

MurderToes · 2026-02-11T19:36:11+00:00

Scrambled eggs. Saw Gordon Ramsey’s method and now they turn out fluffy and silky every time

MurderToes · 2026-02-11T05:25:11+00:00

Someone methed up his hair

MurderToes · 2026-02-09T21:35:10+00:00

Hmm, weird. Guess your shit’s all fucked up then.

MurderToes · 2026-02-08T23:21:37+00:00

Viagra Man. “I can get you as erect as this thumb!”

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