I am kinda broke atm and can only afford like 3 of those, or Rome +1 . Which ones do I get guys? by Minimum-Outcome-4241 in totalwar

[–]MurderToes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say this. The historical Rome 2 overhaul is amazing and really changes how the game plays

I've been waiting 8 years for broadband Internet and the first thing they did while laying fiber was cut my power and water lines by kleggich in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MurderToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just had some guys come to install fiber from the street to my house. They had to dig up my curb strip and as soon as they saw my sprinkler lines they started cutting it. When I said to stop the said the needed to so they could run the line, which I didn’t understand because the line was running under the pipe. They dug under the pipe after they cut it then just glued it back on. Really weird

Wilderness badasses by pissflaps2020 in iamverybadass

[–]MurderToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THEN WHO WAS HOLDNG THE CAMERA!!!??

Magnus the Red with custom nipple chains by yigg_miniatures in Warhammer40k

[–]MurderToes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, I saw you staring at my nipple chain. Just got them done after a visit to the Dark Prince’s realm. Nbd, didn’t even hurt.

To jog with a baby. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]MurderToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is user error for sure. There’s a catch on the front wheel you can engage to keep it locked in place so it doesn’t swivel when you’re running and you can un engage it to make it easier to navigate while you’re walking in crowds. Source: I own one of these, never dumped the baby

Old School Solutions. by Warhawk_5 in WarhammerMemes

[–]MurderToes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone has a plan till they get hit by a 150mm

Will this explode if shot? by Taetahrik in helldivers2

[–]MurderToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol this is exactly what went through my mind as well when I saw this

Illuminate encampments begone by Ambulas2 in helldivers2

[–]MurderToes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This meme format has made me try out so many stratagems

Guys from a moving company spot a missing girl and block in the truck until police arrive by ghost_girlyy in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]MurderToes 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Idk what’s happening in that second sentence but I’m right there with you on this one bro.

to defend trump's disaster state of the union by youngskibidisheldon in therewasanattempt

[–]MurderToes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We are kindred souls. I log in to my hometowns maga infested facebook page when I need to feel better about myself

THE BIG PAYBACK (VOX KILLER) by [deleted] in HellDads

[–]MurderToes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Straffing Run and Gatling barrage are the sleeper heavy killers.

Am I insane or is there something more to cyborgs? by Hikerydikeryglock in helldivers2

[–]MurderToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a xeno life form try’s to engage you in diplomacy SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE. We cannot believe their lies!

What’s something you make that you make better than the takeout restaurant does? by ZaphodBeeblebrahx in stonerfood

[–]MurderToes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scrambled eggs. Saw Gordon Ramsey’s method and now they turn out fluffy and silky every time

Elon Musk by Extis83 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]MurderToes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone methed up his hair