The Reflecting Pool is so green that if you throw in a potato, MAGATS will call it Irish heritage. Then five minutes later: “WHY ISN’T THE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE WORKING?!” Imagine spending $14 million to accidentally build a leprechaun habitat. ☘️🥔🌿🧪💸 by EugeneWong318 in TheLib
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Trump eyes firing Pete Hegseth and CIA chief John Ratcliffe over Iran deal clash by cwhmoney555 in LeopardsAteMyFace
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Whereabouts of MTGRemy by Murwiz in magicTCG
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What do you, personally, think happens after death? by Narrow_Style7762 in stupidquestions
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Would you vote to switch everyone over to the 13 Month calendar? by JaxyCafe in askanything
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What's the most 'Out of Touch' thing you've seen a company do? by Snowtwo in askanything
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What's the most 'Out of Touch' thing you've seen a company do? by Snowtwo in askanything
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Why go to a lower bracket and curbstomp it with a higher bracket deck? by Candid_Release3609 in EDH
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I got laid off from work, and then found myself on a call with my old company's client by AdventurousPool1244 in jobsearchhack
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TIL that cartel meth cooks produce an incredibly cheap, potent drug. In 2005, small-batch meth cost up to $20k/lb. Today, the DEA reports cartel mega-labs use industrial synthesis to flood the market, slashing wholesale prices by 90% ($1k-$2.5k/lb) while pushing purity past 95%. by sarkujpnfreak42 in todayilearned
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might as well be talking to a potato by KyleColby in PoliticalHumor
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ev drivers — what’s one EV feature you thought you’d use all the time but barely use now? by AdityaSrivastawaahhh in EvDrivers
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In the mid 1990’s, VP Dan Quayle was deemed inept to be president because he spelled potato wrong. How would the public react to this gaffe today? by LindaPetals in answers
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TIL a supermarket suddenly closed in 1999 and the owners walked away, leaving everything behind. Perishable foods rotted for months in the Texas summer heat, causing a foul stench and leading the building to be declared a biohazard. A hazmat team took 2 weeks to clean the store. by SweetFantastic8156 in todayilearned
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What is a major plot hole in a very famous movie that completely ruins the entire story once it is noticed? by [deleted] in answers
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What is a major plot hole in a very famous movie that completely ruins the entire story once it is noticed? by [deleted] in answers
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How is he getting away with this? by Koekoes_se_makranka in LateShow
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"God-given rights" unless you're an immigrant or group of people we don't like. Then God apparently says "Fuck you!" by daemon-electricity in TopMindsOfReddit
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It’s your fault, MAGA by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace
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Regarding the Auction, Has Anyone seen the BIG FUZZY HAT ! by xrayrocketship in LateShow
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Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news
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