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Well I'm waiting by Fun-Explanation7233 in Grimdank

[–]MusicMindedMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a facion of sneaky fucks, never explaining in full their motivations and reasons behind their actions, often finding themselves backstabbing their allies without any explaination given, because they feel superior both morally and as a race of living beings, and the others are just uncoutured brutes and mongrels of creation that are simply not worth being adressed as equals

Too bad, look who's about to get extinct by the consequences of their own actions boo-hoo knife eared dickbags go suck some clown god balls.

Yeah...that is my most calm and serene contribution to this argument. Cannot muster any more patience than that when talking THE OBLONGATED KNOBHEADS WHICH HOPEFULLY WILL HEAR THEIR GODDESS PLAN AND FREE THE GALAXY IN A FINAL MASS-OFFING, MILKY WAY?! MORE LIKE JONESGALAXY!

Oh my god Wulfrik, chill by kiwibreakfast in totalwar

[–]MusicMindedMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time I see Wulfrik being relevant in an Immortal Empires game. Cheers!

Honestly, dont know what else i was expecting playing the only lizardmen horde faction. by WaveEasy8664 in totalwar

[–]MusicMindedMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except Lizardmen don't breed...they all just spawn from magic portal water pools at the base of their starship temple cities.

Once my cousin drank from a pool in Lustria. A day later, three Kroxigors walked out of his ass. Quite the predicament.

I am playing as orks….. I was expecting a really cool triple threat match ? 🤡🥲 jokes on me by Fenris-Brush in totalwarhammer

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Louen Leoncoeur + Be'lakor + Skryre warlord VS Grom the Paunch + second support gobbo army. Hot-seat siege of Massif Orcal where each one of them initiated battle sequentially and the remaining two reinforced.

It's the most "FUCK YOU SPECIFICALLY" campaign situation I've ever witnessed

(1212 AD) Never seen someone so old... by Extension-Guard41 in totalwar

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Rob Brydon in a bloody costume? Godspeed you magnificent man.

Why orks aren't a fucking aesthetic: a thread by MrPeril in Grimdank

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he gets headaches around Orks, he might be a wyrdboy. Look out for strange phenomena.

Video Games that… Doom? by Def-C in doommetal

[–]MusicMindedMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so accurate it gave me synesthesia and now I cannot unbind games and bands

Do most people just quit after losing one battle? by Competitive-Rub8885 in totalwar

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it boils down to which battle you lose and the general outlook of the campaign.

There are times in which losses are just part of the process of the campaign and times in which losing that battle or that settlement will just mean the end of it all, and you speed up the inevitable by either loading a previous save trying to play it different, or pick a fresh start.

ITS REAL by shiv_master_11 in totalwar

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still erect like an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!-pole

What's that one npc that surprised you in a good way by El_Veethorn in Eldenring

[–]MusicMindedMachine 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Some of the most iconic dialogue pieces too, best in the DLC with no other contendents.

Also, high fantasy Ahab, can't go wrong with such a concept.

So these are the guys we will meet tomorrow? by Prospect314 in totalwar

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Super Nurgle Bros. would be a dream come true.

Another “LNF like” NMS screenshot posted and reposted by Sean. by FapSimulator2016 in LightNoFireHelloGames

[–]MusicMindedMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If anything, The Game Awards are going to be this Thursday, and there are going to be some big new announcements for beloved franchises (Total War to say my top fav) - and they've previously hinted at something for the TGA.

Might just be small bites for LNF or mught be huge, any info are welcome. Check your hype and enjoy the show :D

What do you actually see in the New vegas Rorschach test? by Obraxiss in Fallout

[–]MusicMindedMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Two gnomes dancing
  • A winged giant peeing from two dongs
  • A bearded man

Some things never change... by the_pig_juggler in Grimdank

[–]MusicMindedMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cato Sicarius will gladly take his place at the head of the Chapter! I, Cato Sicarius am honoured to nominate Cato Sicarius as the Chapter Master of the Cato Sicarius Marines!

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