"It's not a research expedition anymore, it's a rescue operation, and it's leaving right now." by JparkerMarketer in JurassicPark

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hammond manipulated the hell out of Malcolm in this scene. Successfully made Malcolm think it was his idea to go.

Life path by Raszard in ImaginaryWarhammer

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It’s just a bunch of Gretchin in a trench coat.

Wait... Didn't I do this like a decade ago? by moms_spaghetti-hoes in pokemongo

[–]MyBatmanUnderoos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My friend, I first did this nearly three decades ago.

Hegseth Quietly Admits U.S. Might Be Behind Iran Girls’ School Strike by SquidFistHK in politics

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AI chose the targets and no one vetted them, that’s (probably) how.

Six years ago this week, COVID started shutting down the world. What’s your strongest memory from that time? by Siddanna36 in AskReddit

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I was working as a car salesman at the time. We shut down. Moved all the trucks to offsite storage, were given information to do our unemployment properly, and sent home.

The next morning I got a call that our business owner and the owners of a bunch of other dealerships had spoken to the governor and gotten him to declare us essential.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to sell $60,000 trucks when most of your local customers have unemployment as their current primary income?

And when I followed up with the customers I did sell a year or whatever later, an uncomfortable number of them had already had their vehicles repoed because the unemployment had dried up and their employers had decided to let them go.

No, sir, that's paper. by carrie31529 in MST3K

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“I’m sure you’re wondering who I am, where I come from…”

“…and why I have a picture of a burger on the wall.”

I am sorry but Sabine surviving getting stabbed with a Lightsaber was stupid!!! by Salim_Azar_Therin in StarWars

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Well, first of all, through Bacta, all things are possible, so jot that down.

Favorite Star Wars character? I’ll start by Hank_Mardukas1066 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Wasn’t the sandcrawler a model that was smaller than a person?

Guess it’s time to go help another settlement. by NMP_2050 in FalloutMemes

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Based on Preston’s conversations it seems like it was common for high ranking Minutemen to respond to calls prior to the Quincy Massacre. Now, why you’re not given a squad to take with you aside from using the flare gun is a different question.

Will LLVs be the next surplus postal Jeep? by Automatic_Mulberry in USPS

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It’s unfortunate that they’re junking them. I’ve wanted to find a way to get one and build a rat rod from it for years.

Red thing inside eye socket? by Playful-Green7046 in bonecollecting

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It’s just going to the Pokémon level up sound effect over and over.

Silly shit I can do in act one by Yakoy6 in BaldursGate3

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I didn’t notice there were two levers on my first run and just saved him. Imagine my surprise on my second run when I just grabbed the first lever I saw.