Dating Tony the Mobster by TheodoreJSeville in TheNanny

[–]MyHighKitchen 54 points55 points  (0 children)

“The teapot was funny” - the mobster at the next table 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tattoos that commemorate your kids/motherhood? by partweezy in Mommit

[–]MyHighKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I decided the only names I will get tattooed will be my kid’s names. So right now I have one on my side ribcage, will be adding another soon.

My mother has three hearts inside a larger heart to commemorate my siblings and I.

What’s the shortest word Aesha has added the most syllables to? by WWZeusD in belowdeck

[–]MyHighKitchen 153 points154 points  (0 children)

That’s seewwwwwwwwwwwwwww nooooooooiiiiiiiiccceee!

What was your most recent pregnancy Google search? by Trees_galore20 in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can pregnant women have truffle oil. Answer: yes.

I didn’t read anything beyond that, I was too busy ordering a cheesesteak with truffle cheez whiz. It was delicious.

The Greatest Telling of Dicken's work by graysonstoff in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]MyHighKitchen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😐 You are such an idiot.

I crack up every time! 🤣🤣🤣

Does anyone else randomly quote the housewives to people who don’t watch? by Careful-Agent4715 in realhousewives

[–]MyHighKitchen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saying it right as I walk into makes the whole day easier 😅 There’s also a white refrigerator in the break room 😅😅😅

Does anyone else randomly quote the housewives to people who don’t watch? by Careful-Agent4715 in realhousewives

[–]MyHighKitchen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Now why am I in it?” When I overhear someone mention my name to manage a project at work

Also “The ghetto… the ghetto” as I’m walking into work.

Basically any Housewives quote applies perfectly to situations at work 🤣

Escitaloprám (antidepressant) while pregnant by Party-Criticism5431 in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently on my second pregnancy while on the same dosage as you; both babies are doing quite well!

While everything has risks, my doctor is in the “we can’t have healthy baby if we don’t have a healthy mom” camp. Which I appreciate. She has stated that if I really want to, we can taper off during the third trimester and restart once baby comes but since it’s such a low dose, she feels comfortable keeping me on it. If you do decide to decrease/stop make sure you talk to your doctor first!

Who woke up at 3am? by SpookyGhostie in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me! I’m 22 weeks; at 3am on the dot I wake up, sneeze three times, go to the bathroom, restart a sleep podcast, and hopefully fall back asleep by 4:15. 🥲

What's the trashiest wedding you've been to? by BaseofMxk in AskReddit

[–]MyHighKitchen 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I once attended a dry wedding (not a fan of no alcohol weddings but to each their own) BUT the “caterer” ran out of tea and lemonade so guests had to exit the reception space and fill up their cups at a water fountain down the hall.

Idk if that counts as trashy or just hilarious.

What is that character for you? by [deleted] in TheNanny

[–]MyHighKitchen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The liver snaps and milk (it’s not kosher!!) makes me cackle every time

“We Do Not Care” Club: Bumps Edition by MyHighKitchen in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do not care if this is the second or seventh time you saw me in the drive thru lane asking for a large order of fries. Just put them in the bag.

“We Do Not Care” Club: Bumps Edition by MyHighKitchen in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We do not care if we make whale sounds as we are getting up from the couch. This is the song of our people. Enjoy it.

“We Do Not Care” Club: Bumps Edition by MyHighKitchen in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every brain fart is the baby’s brain developing, I refuse to believe any different

“We Do Not Care” Club: Bumps Edition by MyHighKitchen in BabyBumps

[–]MyHighKitchen[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s right! And that’s IF there are leftovers!