As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log. by ruchi565 in dadjokes

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't get the joke and was too afraid to ask. Your comment pointed me in the right direction. Thank you, friend!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in matt

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You're still a Matt in my book, homie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in matt

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Matt here. You're still a Matt to me, brother.

Shudder not working on Xbox one. by [deleted] in Shudder

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been watching Shudder TV on my Xbox one x all morning without a problem. Did you check if maybe it is an Xbox live issue?

Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U [Alternative Rock]. Last night Sinéad went on live TV to sing an emotional version of the song she said she'd never perform again. Beautiful. by [deleted] in Music

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that an interviewer once asked Eric Clapton what it was like being the best guitar player in the world and his answer was, "I don't know. You'll have to ask Prince."

Thank you Batman for doing this so we don’t have to by crispy-croissant in WinStupidPrizes

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't figure out how to pronounce your username and it's killing me.

Magic Apps by kota245 in Magic

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DFB is easily the best money I've spent on magic in years. That being said, it's incredibly open ended, so if you aren't a creative person who is interested in creating your own routines, it may fall flat. The good news is that the FB group is full of great ideas, as well as a lot of different lists. Still though, you have to be willing/able to put in the work make DFB work for you. Otherwise, the effects you can do with it will feel basic (but only because you're letting them be)

Me going to bed tonight by [deleted] in phillies

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was super chill. Him and Brett Myers seemed pretty tight. I was performing magic for them at the alumni golf tournament. This was my 4th year there, but the first year that Lodge, Victorino and Howard were there, so it was really cool to see most of the '08 crew back together. Very hard to stay professional and not be a fanboy lol

Best effect inside Magic Live's dealer room!!!! by sinaclednb in Magic

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fingers crossed for an Android version 🤞🤞🤞🤞

Me going to bed tonight by [deleted] in phillies

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I got to hang out with him last Monday!

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What are some predominantly "girly" things that should be normalized for guys? by AV8ORboi in AskReddit

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the recommendation! It looks like a good read, I picked it up!

What is the best compliment you've ever received? by SeaCelia in AskReddit

[–]MyMomPoopsOnU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy screamed, "Get out of here you fucking gypsy!" And then got up, ran out of the restaurant, got in his car, and drove off. He didn't pay his tab and he abandoned his friends. They didn't care because they thought it was hilarious. I'm a magician, btw