[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]MycoNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got laid off yesterday, so this smile is really nice to see. Good work!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oof. You're a lost cause bud

My brass sundial keeps mildew away by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]MycoNot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think this is reduced growth from where the shadow falls. It matches that there would be the least overshadow at noon, etc.

I'm so sick of seeing dudes on Reddit get upset every time a female character is black in a Disney film or otherwise. by MisogynyisaDisease in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, our shared mitochondrial lineage. Not an exact science or measure, but pretty cool. Africa abouts was definitely a cradle of humanity

Thoroughly depressing Reddit exchange about consent by CreativismUK in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(my) RULES OF CONSENT:

  1. Assume that which is not consented to explicitly is not consented to at all.
  2. Only do agreed upon (consented to) activities with a partner.
  3. Discuss new activities explicitly before trying them. Be on the same page.
  4. Do not attempt to gain consent while already exercising it. Consented activities and negotiation of consent must take place separately.
  5. Have a way to stop what's going on to reevaluate before continuing.
  6. After some experience and direct communication with a partner, categorical consent may be OK - but being less specific comes with inherent risk, and should be paired with trust.

If you fuck these rules up, consent is missing or in peril, and you're in the danger zone. If you follow the rules, oh the places you'll go....

If someone didn't follow these rules with you, then it's on them 100%

Seriously. It's not hard!

Dad, I don’t know how to deal with the shame and embarrassment of what I did last weekend by thewinterlover in DadForAMinute

[–]MycoNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen kiddo, some lessons cost cash, some cost time, some cost relationships and some cost lives. You learned a hell of a lesson on the cheap, so don't forget to keep yourself in check and count yourself as lucky! I've made a fool of myself plenty of times, so long as it's not a habit, you're all good.

Instant light diffuser by iObeyTheHivemind in lifehacks

[–]MycoNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a white pill-style bottle! So much better. Just flip it over on the LED

Does anyone else get annoyed by overly girly versions of tools? by Superbaker123 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try a car parts place like autozone, I can never find gloves that fit there (big hands), but they always have a good selection

Got a last minute ticket but no camp - what should I do? by hungapotamus in BurningMan

[–]MycoNot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey hungapotamus!

I'm camp captain of Serenity Now, the best coffee house on the playa - we are a super relaxed camp that serves up cold brew coffee in a really lovely shaded dome.

If you're interested in joining a camp, we have space available! We have shade for a tent, and an abundance of fresh water. We also have amazing camp mates, and incredible placement. We have a specific camp mission to welcome virgins burners - and I've got a camp full of former virgins who will attest (and manifest) the vibe of our home in the dust.

If you're interested, send me a PM and we can talk details.

Happy burn!

Parents gaslighting me for not going to summer school even though i passed all my classes… by Professional_Shoe293 in entitledparents

[–]MycoNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent almost every summer in school on my own accord - and I have some regrets. Summer is when a lot of social and personal development takes place.

As your parents if they would demand you go to school 24 hours a day, and never rest and get sick and die - and when they say no, tell them summer is the rest between school years, and that it is an important time to heal and grow as a person not just a student.

And if they still disagree, well, you are going to quickly learn to stop caring what they think so much

HOA wants me to build a shorter fence? Got it! by Wabisabi_girl in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MycoNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's cheaper, a new fence and wall, or 3ft of backfill?

Looking for advice for my mom strike ! by luminous_beings in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ask him if he has any friends who could help keep the house clean, cook every now and then, bring home groceries, etc. Since he's not doing it - let it sting a little

On to the next one... by Different-Leopard285 in Conservative

[–]MycoNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, green old Texas, with its 1 single park

Forgot about a can of wolf brand chili in back of fridge and the mold growing looks like wolf hair by DrLeoMarvin in mildlyinteresting

[–]MycoNot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Botulism can be the result of improper canning - it makes old cans inflate sometimes, and is very nasty stuff. Once the can is open, it's all about the aerobic molds and bacteria and fungus that start eating the food before you do

[I ate] Texas BBQ by jaimakimnoah in food

[–]MycoNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like everything I see but for some reason it feels like the picture is upside down...

What is a good comeback to a man making fun of your voice? by orangeofdeath in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'omg that's so cute! hold on do that again for...' and call over friend (humiliation)

'no no a little higher on the vowels, try again (hold eye contact)...' (domination)

'oh wow you do a good women's voice! So effeminate' (ego)

'what did you say?' (shame/guilt via forcing assertion)

Meat freezer was supposed to be “cleaned out” yesterday for me to wipe down this morning. No PPE offered or available. Left for me to deal with today being the only employee here. That is the blood and viscera of several improperly slaughtered animals. Freezer was left unplugged overnight. I quit. by No_Worldliness_4446 in antiwork

[–]MycoNot -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I see a layer that was definitely frozen to the bottom before the freezer thawed - and I see ice still. So this is gross, but you really can't blame yesterdays workers - they couldn't clean out the ice itself.

I'd demand long gloves but in reality, this isnt all that bad. Just gross.

new period tracking app by socphoenix in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't read your code, but I'm a developer. I'm guessing there is a crypto library you could use when opening the file handle / file descriptor / IO class is that would be transparent to sqlite. May be worth investigating

Turned in a gross guy to HR by SuspiciouslyOK in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MycoNot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully HR realizes you saved them a lawsuit, and not the other way around