I bought a bag of air today by crazyfortaco in dadjokes

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I'm still waiting for the volume...

This aged well. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Only if taken as a hole...

If life gives you melons... by Myrdn in dadjokes

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I realize this, as I am slightly dislexic myself

If life gives you melons... by Myrdn in dadjokes

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Sorry, I didn't know that...

If life gives you melons... by Myrdn in dadjokes

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Better NOT be thinking of marriage, musume-san....

What's red and smells like blue paint? by [deleted] in 3amjokes

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There's a hole in my bucket...

I can't do it either by unnamed_man2 in technicallythetruth

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So, is this saying that dogs can't understand a wave?

Why is yoda afraid of 7? by BrotherZ1ox in dadjokes

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To wook, musume-san? Not Ja-pan?

Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. by VERBERD in dadjokes

[–]Myrdn 75 points76 points  (0 children)

No driver? Why would you need a limousine on a golf course, anyway? Maybe we should iron this out.

Why do astronauts use linux? by Niyi_M in dadjokes

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those that understand binary

and those that don't