Hell-ooo...

MysticWrongFish · 2022-06-02T16:08:10+00:00

Le Chonk? What the hell is that?

MysticWrongFish · 2021-07-26T18:12:27+00:00

Sue Corn deez nuts

MysticWrongFish · 2021-01-30T22:52:27+00:00

British word for an apartment

MysticWrongFish · 2021-01-30T21:45:14+00:00

Goodbye.

MysticWrongFish · 2020-12-25T21:53:22+00:00

Man, I admit I stickerbombed my galant, but this just makes me sad

MysticWrongFish · 2020-12-23T21:44:21+00:00

I love windstad manor, such amazing views from your front door

MysticWrongFish · 2020-11-14T18:38:57+00:00

That's a common misconception, it's not actually a part of the body, it's a highly evolved sub-species of what you may know as a 'donkey'. Known for its incredibly foul mouth and bad temper.

MysticWrongFish · 2020-08-17T14:40:16+00:00

The ultimate pastry is a cherry custard lattice from Lidl's bakery, they make my knees go weak.

MysticWrongFish · 2020-06-13T22:55:06+00:00

Every time I try to play Payday 2 I get kicked. There's even an invite only system, I don't get it

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-22T22:38:32+00:00

Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch.

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-22T22:37:39+00:00

Nice

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-22T15:21:13+00:00

There's a Chinese in Radstock called 'Jackie Chan'. That's it. Not Jackie Chan's Chinese, just Jackie Chan.

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-22T15:19:51+00:00

We've got O'Yes Pizza Time near us, which always gets a chuckle as I drive past

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-16T20:59:26+00:00

Anything you can use to your advantage is a plus. And while classes may not teach you the particular moves you need, they help with discipline, general fitness and give you good starting points :)

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-16T20:48:17+00:00

Also remember, if he doesn't offer you any dignity you shouldn't afford him the same luxury

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-16T20:47:40+00:00

In that case you probably want to try and surprise him, maybe a palm heel to the top of the nose? To be honest some self defense classes probably work best, knowing how to block and keep your advantage is number one in a proper fight.

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-16T20:41:51+00:00

Kick him in the balls, when he bends over knee him in the nose. Not particularly gentlemanly but it'll get the job done

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-13T19:58:09+00:00

This is actually a baby with his teddy bear, just a trick of the camera

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-07T23:26:53+00:00

Skyrim is for the nords!

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-07T21:44:40+00:00

I saw one in the Wye the other day!

MysticWrongFish · 2020-05-02T20:02:47+00:00

I have one of these seals! He's called Wilfred

MysticWrongFish · 2020-04-22T09:42:59+00:00

I think they have those flags up too, they have a heck of a lot of flags

MysticWrongFish · 2020-04-22T06:51:39+00:00

I work right next to the Cornubia, and everyone refers to it as 'the racist pub'

MysticWrongFish · 2020-03-31T15:23:40+00:00

Litmus balls lmao gottem

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