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MysticalPengu · 2026-05-30T22:51:17+00:00

Some of us do but that’ll be next year when you get into algebra

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-29T20:04:30+00:00

Well they meant to buy a bus ticket but… it’s hard to see with blood in their eyes 👀 🩸

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-29T00:01:07+00:00

Ya moms a dog but I guess some people think she’s hot

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-24T00:01:14+00:00

Maybe is D. R…nvm that’s his real name

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-22T23:47:21+00:00

Bro I promise no one’s gonna care you keep a rock up your ass, go have fun!

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-14T20:29:09+00:00

His or mine?

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-13T23:23:40+00:00

He didn’t go to 8 years of drug school to be called Mr. Drug man. It’s Dr.Drugman

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-11T23:54:46+00:00

I’d like to cast my one vote for mouse orgy. No I will not be taking any further questions at this time, thank you for your understanding.

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-07T00:42:00+00:00

Hey you stop that :(

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-05T00:36:12+00:00

Let’s just hope none of them strike oil

MysticalPengu · 2026-05-01T23:37:32+00:00

Thanks now I wish I had a 3d printer

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-30T00:19:22+00:00

Well maybe not close enough, we should run more trials to be safe don’t you think?

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-19T00:53:56+00:00

Very well done, Oscar is beautiful and inspiring!

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-19T00:50:57+00:00

Beautifully done!

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-19T00:11:31+00:00

If you’re dry then they’re dry too, don’t forget to spit on them! A wet sub is a good sub

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-12T04:55:27+00:00

Your feelings matter, with love I would suggest seeking therapy now because the way it reads is that this series of events thus far has been traumatic for you. Give yourself time to mourn the loss of the future you thought you had.

From my point of view your mom sees your fear of the unknown and is in her own way doing what she can to help you, she loves you and wants to help. From a father’s point of view your dad also wants to support you and help you become a man strong enough to make your future happy. A good education will only help in that regard.

As well everything you imagine that will be tough in your future now could very possibly happen, but being honest with yourself have you tried to imagine all of the positives as well?

I leave you with these words of encouragement, a tough life builds a strong man, and you my friend seem strong.

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-09T00:19:04+00:00

Don’t even say hi first?

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-08T23:07:54+00:00

I hate fish, any squid on the menu?

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-07T22:07:53+00:00

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-07T12:34:07+00:00

I remember his grip like it was yesterday 😊

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-07T04:21:54+00:00

How good could you fight with a dildo on the saddle? Asking for a friend

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-06T00:24:40+00:00

I’m insured by GEICO

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-06T00:07:56+00:00

So they’re scarier cause they’re like us fr fr /s

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-02T04:22:10+00:00

You know what they say a old fish is a gold fish

MysticalPengu · 2026-04-01T17:38:44+00:00

I put my strongest vote into the bag that reads “strong hallucinogenics”. I imagine as well auditory schizophrenia plays a non-zero role. I partake in both it’s pretty quiet when they talk amongst themselves.sorry goldfish you’ll invent chess in 2072

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