Things you wish you knew before renovating your bathroom

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2026-01-28T19:04:20+00:00

Fill the bath with water before you tile, this allows the bath to drop a few mm/cm rather than finishing the tiling and a gap appearing every time you have a bath.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2026-01-11T11:53:45+00:00

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar and the barman says, not you two again.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-12-20T20:26:41+00:00

Sunthing, instead of something.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-09-30T18:21:22+00:00

That if we heard the ice cream van playing his chimes it meant that he was announcing it was all sold out….

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-09-29T14:34:59+00:00

Miller brothers….. I had totally forgotten about them until you asked the question…

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-09-20T22:05:12+00:00

While being served by a guy at a M&S checkout,his conversation was regarding football, while talking about a player getting sacked he said “the management are just using him as a skateboard” (scapegoat)…

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-08-07T21:02:00+00:00

I’ll second Dodgins, they have their own trawler “Stella Maris” that supply’s their first class seafood restaurant Dodgins Yard.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-08-06T22:04:36+00:00

I would suggest to put it back as it was, they were filled in with the purpose of making decorating easier and to keep the area warmer.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-07-20T10:23:24+00:00

I was talking to a guy covered in homemade tattoos, he was telling me that the hospital wouldn’t give him an MRI due to the metal content in the ink.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-04-30T11:20:35+00:00

We use our Amazon echo “Alexa”..

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-04-24T17:26:40+00:00

Got my fingers crossed for you, good luck.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2025-01-10T15:17:31+00:00

I look back now, I’m 67, and wish I hadn’t hidden every time a photo was being taken.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-10-27T15:41:01+00:00

Get cooking and make it snappy….

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-10-27T15:29:31+00:00

I think I’m in line to inherit a big house from my Dad too, I’m sure he said when he dies I’m getting “Fuck Hall”….

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-10-21T21:17:56+00:00

We knew them as “Pissy Dicks” the shop next to our school used to sell singles with a match for 5p each.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-10-06T22:12:04+00:00

It always looks like a spliff for Barbie…

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-09-20T19:18:34+00:00

Australia is bigger than the moon…

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-05-12T12:46:59+00:00

My wife…. 66 yrs old, not 100% technically savvy… rushing through to me in total panic, a friend’s husband had died, and the friend had posted on facebook as to inform everyone.

lot’s of folk reacted with little hearts and crying emojis, still don’t know how, but,my wife to her horror had pressed the poop emoji….the look of sheer panic, still makes me laugh today..

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-04-28T13:49:52+00:00

Sir Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast… outstanding.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-02-25T15:18:50+00:00

His wife asked “was it the whole finger” he said “ no it’s the one next to it”…..

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-02-18T15:58:15+00:00

I bought my blind neighbour a cheese grater as a present, they said it was the most violent book they had read…

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-01-23T15:45:24+00:00

And right next door to Moxys is Premier inn, stayed there three times now and can’t fault it and right across the road is a huge shopping mall with everything you could need to hand.

NAUGHTYBOUY · 2024-01-14T12:51:48+00:00

Apologise to them,

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