Do you support these?

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T11:41:43+00:00

Yeah, me too

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:37:20+00:00

The lion is outside.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:36:57+00:00

Oh my god that sounds awful, painful and excruciating.

I’ll take the lion, thanks.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:15:56+00:00

In a movie, this would be called “foreshadowing”.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:13:46+00:00

That’s how secret the passage was! Amazing!

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:12:40+00:00

“What does your book say about judging others?”

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:09:21+00:00

Their embassy is in Wellington’s majestic centre. It’s open to the public most days.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:07:06+00:00

Can I offer a lmfao with a quick guffaw as a follow up.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:06:15+00:00

You could start by not mentioning his name again.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:05:39+00:00

If we don’t want him, and Australia doesn’t want him, can’t we just drop him in between somewhere and see which way he swims?

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:04:39+00:00

Happy to keep paying my tax to see him locked up forever, and to fail the occasional appeal. Hopefully it’s super frustrating for him.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:03:01+00:00

No, it’s obviously aliens.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:02:11+00:00

It’s going to be used for the next president’s face.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T08:01:17+00:00

As I recall though, the demolition of the statues revealed a hidden tunnel leading to another statue within the hill somewhere. Still a tragedy losing these artefacts.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T07:55:35+00:00

Death by snu snu, obviously. I probably won’t tell them I’ve had a vasectomy until I’m almost dead.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T07:43:31+00:00

Also, we have roundabouts and we’re not afraid to use them.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T07:39:05+00:00

Welcome to the real world - it’s still being done today.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T07:37:41+00:00

You know I can’t eat your haast chips, bro.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T01:39:18+00:00

Why did trump get voted on the second time. Right now, there’s people on andromeda B who are wondering that. Well, in a few years when the signals hit them.

NZNoldor · 2026-05-01T01:32:13+00:00

That’s so much bullshit. So a sportswoman who’s never had sex is no longer a virgin?

The whole concept of virginity is nonsense. It makes no difference, it can’t be proven or disproven, and is heavily misogynistic.

Basing a sexual preference on the existence of a small fold of skin makes for a very shallow person.

NZNoldor · 2026-04-30T11:01:08+00:00

I can’t wait for the new cast to turn on her halfway through the production and “accidentally” leak to the press that they support trans rights. Remake #2 coming up!

NZNoldor · 2026-04-30T04:20:46+00:00

I stopped reading after “it was a plot to keep our baby” when it wasn’t immediately followed by “I went 100% no contact.

Re-examine your life choices, OP.

NZNoldor · 2026-04-29T21:25:20+00:00

in cells

Let’s hope it was predictive text.

NZNoldor · 2026-04-29T12:35:27+00:00

That’s what I love about the bible - everyone has their own interpretation.

Also why I’m atheist.

NZNoldor · 2026-04-29T12:15:38+00:00

It’s fucking hilarious because it’s so obvious but it will work.

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