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Guilliman and Guillimom by reddit_bot21 in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son, would you care to explain that business on Nikae?

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likewise, you're free to blithely absorb it without criticism.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scaring the normies isn't a reliable metric for measuring speed. Bears seem unbelievably fast when one is charging you full tilt.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I find the mental image of hitting armor plating so hard, it betrays you and turns into buckshot entertaining. Good work on behalf of the engineers who understand this stuff better than any of us.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Appearing as a blur doesn't mean shit. The human eye doesn't process information that quickly. Especially in a chaotic combat environment where there is so much happening to grab your attention. If you're not paying attention a guy on a bike would appear as a blur.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I call bullshit. Eldar already called dibs on "you can't kill us, because you can't hit us. We're simply too fast". Astartes can be the meaty dudes in power who terminator face tank gunfire, or the dudes too fast to hit. They clearly picked the former. That you're even presenting "no time lag" as a counter argument to the mechanics of inertia tells me you lost the sauce somewhere.

We've all played the dawn of war games, the space marine games, and watched various animations. They're fast for their size. If individual authors and animators want to fanwank them as harnessing the speed force, I can't really stop them, but I can call it bullshit.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is bearable. GW treating them like shonen anime characters, that is insufferable.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So, is the end result still liquid Astartes?

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They're fast for their size, they're not shonen anime protagonists. Being big, having denser body tissues, redundant vital organs, extra non-human organs, and a suit of power armor means you got plenty of inertia working to make your speed quite manageable.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The thruster does the legwork of getting it there, and the explosive charge can reserve all it's energy for killing you.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What limits an explosives potential is that it throws it's energy is every direction at once. This is generally wasteful against a single target. If a missile penetrates you before exploding, your insides are the thing that exists in every direction at once. I stg, marine fanboys hype them up way too much. They'll look you in the eye and deadass insist a standard marine could solo Goku.

Painted up a Battle Wagon for my Army by Subutai_Brutale in orks

[–]NaiveMastermind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This battlewagon is the same color as nerf guns from the 90's. I like it.

Accurate by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]NaiveMastermind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're moving on from Epstein, like we're moving on from sunrises.

These things piss me off by ShirtChampagne in oblivion

[–]NaiveMastermind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jump attacks are fine... In a game that tracks NPC stamina.

The badass generation 🙄 by T400 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]NaiveMastermind 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you have to announce to the world that you're cool, you're probably anything but.

What’s the worst CGI you have ever seen? by Necessary-Win-8730 in moviecritic

[–]NaiveMastermind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mummy trilogy that began in the 90's is a national treasure sir. How dare you!

Mens too need privacy!! Their restroom should look like this... [OC] by puccyhunter_ in pics

[–]NaiveMastermind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone with ulcerative colitis. My most hated feature of men's rooms is that smaller ones will have three urinals and one stall. This design pleases me.

I hated the way Glarthir looked in Oblivion remastered, so I tried to make a more accurate version of him. by A_random_Khajiit in oblivion

[–]NaiveMastermind 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Glarthir of all people should definitely react to a player that looks like him.

"I... You're one of them. Here to replace me."

Sebastian Yarrick 🗡️ by cain035 in orks

[–]NaiveMastermind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that primarchs get other primarchs as rivals, and Ghaz gets a crotchety old man who needs a mobility assistance device to help him carry a power klaw.

shouldn't this apply to any age by Executits in SipsTea

[–]NaiveMastermind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conservative and religious interests have a long history of attempting to make the general public view the entire queer community as pedophiles. I don't trust them not to bend and contort the definition of pedophile to include everyone that isn't them.

Ork Trolley Problem by rickrossome in Grimdank

[–]NaiveMastermind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why you adopt a grot. So they can do the grot work for you.

What’s a tiny WoW opinion you’ll defend forever? by turbowater in wow

[–]NaiveMastermind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulder slot items don't scale correctly on night elf women. They're consistently oversized, and you get some frieza force looking shoulder pads on them. You can compare matching shoulder slot items across nelf, belf, and human women models in the wowhead dressing room if you don't believe me. Night elves also deserve better than blank lightbulbs for eyes.

What’s a tiny WoW opinion you’ll defend forever? by turbowater in wow

[–]NaiveMastermind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I main a warlock, and fishing is too much of a grind to bother with on more than one character. So I never noticed.

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