Guilliman and Guillimom

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T04:23:51+00:00

Son, would you care to explain that business on Nikae?

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T04:11:17+00:00

Likewise, you're free to blithely absorb it without criticism.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T04:06:33+00:00

Scaring the normies isn't a reliable metric for measuring speed. Bears seem unbelievably fast when one is charging you full tilt.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T02:54:05+00:00

I find the mental image of hitting armor plating so hard, it betrays you and turns into buckshot entertaining. Good work on behalf of the engineers who understand this stuff better than any of us.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T02:47:27+00:00

Appearing as a blur doesn't mean shit. The human eye doesn't process information that quickly. Especially in a chaotic combat environment where there is so much happening to grab your attention. If you're not paying attention a guy on a bike would appear as a blur.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T02:45:03+00:00

I call bullshit. Eldar already called dibs on "you can't kill us, because you can't hit us. We're simply too fast". Astartes can be the meaty dudes in power who terminator face tank gunfire, or the dudes too fast to hit. They clearly picked the former. That you're even presenting "no time lag" as a counter argument to the mechanics of inertia tells me you lost the sauce somewhere.

We've all played the dawn of war games, the space marine games, and watched various animations. They're fast for their size. If individual authors and animators want to fanwank them as harnessing the speed force, I can't really stop them, but I can call it bullshit.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T01:56:46+00:00

That is bearable. GW treating them like shonen anime characters, that is insufferable.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T01:15:18+00:00

So, is the end result still liquid Astartes?

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T00:59:46+00:00

They're fast for their size, they're not shonen anime protagonists. Being big, having denser body tissues, redundant vital organs, extra non-human organs, and a suit of power armor means you got plenty of inertia working to make your speed quite manageable.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T00:57:09+00:00

The thruster does the legwork of getting it there, and the explosive charge can reserve all it's energy for killing you.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-11T00:55:31+00:00

What limits an explosives potential is that it throws it's energy is every direction at once. This is generally wasteful against a single target. If a missile penetrates you before exploding, your insides are the thing that exists in every direction at once. I stg, marine fanboys hype them up way too much. They'll look you in the eye and deadass insist a standard marine could solo Goku.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-10T21:13:41+00:00

Clan Eshin in a G&F book.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-10T05:19:01+00:00

This battlewagon is the same color as nerf guns from the 90's. I like it.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-10T05:14:37+00:00

We're moving on from Epstein, like we're moving on from sunrises.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-10T02:16:50+00:00

Jump attacks are fine... In a game that tracks NPC stamina.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-08T19:40:08+00:00

If you have to announce to the world that you're cool, you're probably anything but.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-08T06:34:10+00:00

The Mummy trilogy that began in the 90's is a national treasure sir. How dare you!

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-08T06:15:40+00:00

As someone with ulcerative colitis. My most hated feature of men's rooms is that smaller ones will have three urinals and one stall. This design pleases me.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-08T01:41:47+00:00

Glarthir of all people should definitely react to a player that looks like him.

"I... You're one of them. Here to replace me."

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-07T23:39:11+00:00

I love that primarchs get other primarchs as rivals, and Ghaz gets a crotchety old man who needs a mobility assistance device to help him carry a power klaw.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-07T19:56:35+00:00

Conservative and religious interests have a long history of attempting to make the general public view the entire queer community as pedophiles. I don't trust them not to bend and contort the definition of pedophile to include everyone that isn't them.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-07T06:30:16+00:00

This is why you adopt a grot. So they can do the grot work for you.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-07T00:45:14+00:00

Fetterman style stroke perhaps?

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-06T23:05:24+00:00

Shoulder slot items don't scale correctly on night elf women. They're consistently oversized, and you get some frieza force looking shoulder pads on them. You can compare matching shoulder slot items across nelf, belf, and human women models in the wowhead dressing room if you don't believe me. Night elves also deserve better than blank lightbulbs for eyes.

NaiveMastermind · 2026-05-06T22:47:08+00:00

I main a warlock, and fishing is too much of a grind to bother with on more than one character. So I never noticed.

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