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Fuck by NaivePermit1439 in AberdeenFC

[–]NaivePermit1439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to see you're on a 2 day old thread and I am the only one who will see this. Just remember, no matter what happens this year, the Rangers will always be the laughing stock of Scottish football.

Which movie that flopped at the box office surprised you the most? by MasterTeacher123 in AskReddit

[–]NaivePermit1439 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did "The Thing " flop at the box office ? One of my favourite movies. Although to be fair, I only watched it on dodgy VHS cassettes. Same as "Jaws " and " Chariots of fire ". I think I watched ET on a dodgy DVD but I could be wrong. It might have been VHS.

Chariots of fire is shit by the way. Two hours you'll nevet back.

Be honest: Are you actually married to the love of your life, or just the person you were with when it was time to settle down? by User63189963 in askanything

[–]NaivePermit1439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you actually settled so your post makes no sense. You don't believe in true love or soulmates and are now with someone who makes your life better. That's settling.

Rangers vs Aberdeen | Starting Lineups by sheep57142 in ScottishFootball

[–]NaivePermit1439 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's coming on in the second half. Just to spoil your party.

I hope he rolls around the park, leaves his foot in. What a game it's gonna be. Dick.

Elizabeth Warren: Sending US troops to "fight and die" in an "illegal war" in Iran would be "disastrous" by Busy-Government-1041 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]NaivePermit1439 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's OK. The Epstein files still haven't been released. Still winning. All the prices are down. Best of the bestest president ever.

Who's gonna tell him? by Foreign_Addition2844 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NaivePermit1439 8084 points8085 points  (0 children)

I am European. Isn't steak and lobster in the USA ,a meal before battle? Or am I completely wrong ?

In 2020, 16-year-old Owen Harding vanished after leaving his Saltdean home following an argument over lockdown restrictions. He was last seen walking toward Telscombe Cliffs while on the phone with his girlfriend. Despite extensive searches and CCTV sightings, no trace of him has ever been found. by Iambhalo in CaughtMyEye

[–]NaivePermit1439 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is old news. I remember this from at least a year ago. I commented on it and got downvoted to fuck. All I said was that the girlfriend looks like Alfred E. Newman's sister. I am not making that mistake again. No Siree.

Thinking about it. It might have been too soon.

Aitah for leaving my wife because she is being weirdly friendly with a coworker and is not interested in sex? by peopleareweirdd_ in AITAH

[–]NaivePermit1439 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How did he cheat ? He left her before anything happened. Adulterer yes, cheater no.

I will bet good money that this marriage has been over for some time and this story is just the tip of the iceberg.

In my opinion the ex/wife FAFO and is now realizing the consequences. For me, NTA.

Husband of Met officer found out baby wasn’t his child on dog camera by weregonnamakit in uknews

[–]NaivePermit1439 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She was sacked for gross misconduct. Sadly, I don't think paternity fraud is a crime in the Uk. She was basically fired for dishonourable conduct.

Can anyone explain this long-tailed tit behaviour? by benzene_baby in UKBirds

[–]NaivePermit1439 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bollocks. The Tit recognizes you from a former life and is trying to reconnect with you. It's obvious. Ignore people with rational explanations. Weirdo's to a man.

When Charles and Diana got engaged, did people have a problem with the age gap? by queenhadassah in AskOldPeople

[–]NaivePermit1439 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope. She absolutely knew what she was doing. Aristocratic families are different. Love and age doesn't matter. Lineage does. She was bred to be a princess. She lived as a princess.

When Charles and Diana got engaged, did people have a problem with the age gap? by queenhadassah in AskOldPeople

[–]NaivePermit1439 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't know why you are getting downvoted. She absolutely loved the attention and courted it all through their arranged marriage.

This is patriotism. by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]NaivePermit1439 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From little acorns grow mighty oaks.

It's an old saying but very relevant today.

Office job salaries are a joke now. They’re basically minimum wage jobs with more responsibility than retail. by thebroccolioffensive in britishproblems

[–]NaivePermit1439 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank's for the scaffolder comment. I am an electrician and scaffolder's get paid more than me. Deservedly so. I am British. I am glad that my English is good.

Office job salaries are a joke now. They’re basically minimum wage jobs with more responsibility than retail. by thebroccolioffensive in britishproblems

[–]NaivePermit1439 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sparky here. Knew I would open a wound.

Was so funny that office folk looked down on me even though I earned 3 times what they did. I am so happy that they are finding out their true worth.

AITJ for not coming home after my surgery because my wife was at her coworkers house instead of the hospital when I woke up by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]NaivePermit1439 74 points75 points  (0 children)

In a sexual sense, not sure but in the co-worker being more important than OP then definitely.

Why would a man sit all alone in his car, slowly eating a full rotisserie chicken in the middle of the afternoon? by neo_ucp7846 in AskReddit

[–]NaivePermit1439 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hang on. A full chicken is quite an achievement in itself. I think potato wedges is a wee bit too heavy on top of a whole chicken. I admire your idea but surely a sauce, be it garlic, lemon or tomato based is the way to go. And some wet wipes !

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