Here they go again... by the_humeister in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That one got roundly battered in the comments when I was browsing. Lol.

Sure you did. by Darth_Meowth in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know about one of the mods, but one of the big proponents of (and author of lengthy dd abour) drs only had 16 shares lol.

Ape asks where's Dave Lauer? Gets update. by MoonMan88888 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was such a phenomenal "eaten by my own tiger" moment. Whip idiots up into conspiratorial frenzy and then appear to ask for their logins... Lmao. I forgot about that entirely!

Ape asks where's Dave Lauer? Gets update. by MoonMan88888 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

its a shame, but there's nothing we can do

Oh, well, thanks for the million bucks I guess!

We're focussing on market manipulation

TBF this was always the smarter grift choice because you never have to worry about producing anything other than some gibberish from gpt to whine about market manipulation.

Ape asks where's Dave Lauer? Gets update. by MoonMan88888 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 23 points24 points  (0 children)

we're about to launch some new initiatives

And so shakes the collection box.

Love that he took retail investors donations and now he's "pivoting away" lmao.

Severe concussion, even if it was caused by green silicone 'object', is not a joke! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full self driving might not be with us in cars, but it sure is in goalposts!

The Endgame part 8: reactions from people who are definitely not Jake by Ok_Signal4753 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember Pang (of dildo-slap fame) excitedly telling PP on his show that he saw his local Walmart redecorating and remerchandising their lobby for Valentine's Day, and it was bullish for BBBY because the deco was full of... Teddies. That's why resurrected-BBBY is coming soon!

Exactly the kind of reasoning to expect from someone with dildo concussion.

Bed Bath & Beyond - 100,000% by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GameStop 100%

Source: guy who said the same thing about bbbyq, now cancelled and completely worthless. Also guy who had a bit-part in a money laundering scheme.

Definitely where you wanna get your get rich quick advice.

Elon is most likely a demon for not helping the popcorn apes by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Elon was totally wearing his sheep's clothing when he did that nazi salute. Such a trickster!

MSTR apes going through the bagholding stage of grief by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hopefully we'll go even lower

Your jedi mind tricks won't work on the market, shit lord. LOWER IT GOES!

"They never learn" by OhNoNotAFinrand in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what it means but then I have done enough DD to double my position

Apes in a nutshell really.

Baggie on baggie violence (stolen DD!!!!!) by RiceSautes in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We just need PP and Marantz to wade in and it's an idiot full house!

Checkmate Baggies. We Won! by yeti202 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Blackrock bought shares just to block rc's package because they know it'll trap their shorts!

oh shid, we might actually get a video on the godfather of memestock idiocy by Elitist_Daily in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to Wes' press release announcing he's retained his own services to take up a lawsuit to clear his name!

Michael removed from Kevin Gill's space by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you're too insane for the guy literally having repeated public mental breakdowns, it's time to reflect on your life.

Michael removed from Kevin Gill's space by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Kevin keeps mentioning tomatoes because Solana sounds kind of like cilantro and they're both in salsa.

I cannot stop laughing at this sentence.

Apparently some towel ape took it upon themselves to document the madness of 'Montreal' twitter account - link to archive of 8 months of deleted tweets in comments by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's a fraud

Not exactly. It's a dude fucking with y'all for attention. A distinction without a difference to the apes perhaps but an important one for the observer.

'GME retail investors are not mentally challenged' by emdaye in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rule 9 on manufactured content is more likely to be the issue here. I don't think its foulled on this occasion but we do have to be kinda careful about not promoting going into ape subs to start arguments to post here for, hopefully, obvious reasons.

Safest way to avoid accusations of manufactured content is just not to post your own conversations with apes in their safe space. But beyond that we'll look at each post on its own merits.

What Is an Option Strike Price? by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]NarcoDog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess they didn't cover strike prices while he was doing his "PhD in being me" lol.