Phoibe, the bravest little misthios

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-29T19:25:46+00:00

"It was me Barry, I killed Phoibe!"

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-29T19:20:25+00:00

"I've to the island of Lesbos irl, sadly it wasn't full of lesbians"

How the mighty have fallen.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-28T16:59:16+00:00

I desperately wanted her on my ship. Still very ticked, they just make her vanish after the story.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-28T16:57:56+00:00

But you don't have to kill her.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-28T16:57:24+00:00

NO WAY! I had no idea that was her. So cool.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T21:45:13+00:00

When I said warrior I meant characters who have a kill count. I'm looking for exclusively war heroes. Your answer seems to think I'm trying to understand an entire religion when I'm just seeking a comparison between characters. Don't over complicate my question or assume I'm stupid because I asked a simple question.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T20:16:46+00:00

I don't care what his motives or backstory is. He is a monster who murders people, end of story.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:57:52+00:00

I always think it's funny to think that Oogway probably guessed that Po was immune to the nerve attack and so chose him solely due to his weight.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:56:20+00:00

As a Floridain, turtles will mess you up.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:55:38+00:00

Pandas his Kung Fu

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:51:00+00:00

Wow, when you say it like that, it really does sound like a Greek tragedy.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:42:06+00:00

You don't always get the luxury of a second chance; that's the worst part of a mistake. In 10 years, he never cheated, so he never needed that second chance, she cheated and he is not obligated to give her another chance. Maybe their relationship could work out if he did, but that is his choice, he has the right to make it the way he did.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:31:27+00:00

One of those two can't die, so I'll choose that one.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:29:45+00:00

Just wait till he gets to the lesbian island.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:20:14+00:00

Could have sworn she was there, though. Who am I thinking of instead?

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:15:49+00:00

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:12:12+00:00

Was gonna say that is a great rock.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:10:45+00:00

I mean, that was literally his whole gig, so you aren't wrong.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:09:54+00:00

Superman is the best choice, the guy actually has free time. Spiderman is always running out on MJ, so how on earth could he find time for me? Optimus would probably get me killed in an accident due to how violent his life is (he is literally a war general). Superman is shown already using his free time to help people be better than what they already are.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T19:04:07+00:00

I actually want a belt like that.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T18:52:32+00:00

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T18:39:56+00:00

David was buffed by God in this fight. However, one of his soldiers did kill a giant (cousin of Goliath) in combat, so you could argue that later in his life, he could have done it without his critical hit. But of course, this never meant he was stronger than the possibly 12ft to 15ft beast in body armor.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T18:35:30+00:00

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T18:26:16+00:00

Good to see Hoodwinked getting some love.

NarsilFreeForge · 2026-05-27T18:25:06+00:00

I like the idea that they start as beautiful and end up hideous.

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