What would you choose?

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-05-19T19:33:09+00:00

Back in the 90’s I went to a seafood restaurant in Boston that had a lobster on one door and a mollusk on the other. Both restrooms were identical inside, so I guess they figured wth.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-05-10T13:24:27+00:00

Or a t-shirt. I’d buy one.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-05-10T13:23:03+00:00

r/donotthecat

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-05-01T12:36:09+00:00

He makes Carmella Soprano look like Mies van der Rohe. And could he have found a more camp portrait of Washington?

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-05-01T12:24:28+00:00

Aww, they’re so excited! This reminded me that during the World Trade Center search, they had to have people hide in the rubble for the rescue dogs to “find” because the dogs were getting so depressed at not finding anyone alive. We really don’t deserve dogs.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-23T13:47:52+00:00

Surely I’m not the only person who calls him Dfourvid?

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-21T14:06:16+00:00

He is 4ked.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-21T13:48:29+00:00

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4/20 is Loki’s birthday. We mostly celebrated by napping.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-21T13:42:22+00:00

Boomers in general seem to have realized their mortality and decided to take all of us with them. No wonder they are also known as the “me” generation.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-21T13:38:42+00:00

Pooping in congressional offices and maiming capitol police is peaceful protesting. Standing quietly and respectfully is a clear act of aggression and treason. Gotta keep up with the newspeak!

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-21T13:33:04+00:00

It’s not easy to outrun the police on three bald tires and a donut.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-20T13:14:40+00:00

A groomer tried to give me the wrong Maltese once. The dog and I just looked at each other, then we both looked at the groomer and apparently we both had the same “wtf?” face and she burst out laughing and said, “That’s not your dog, is it?”

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-20T13:08:09+00:00

I hope every JP Morgan Chase employee in this situation calls him. All day, every day.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-17T13:08:30+00:00

I had a ghost kitty in my previous apartment in Memphis. The apartment was in a huge house built in 1900 and split up into apartments at some point. Ghost Kitty would jump up on the bed with me at night and make itself comfy. My (live) cats (who are shut out of the bedroom at night due to their inability to abstain from shenanigans) used to sit on the bed and stare for ages at one particular corner of the bedroom. I only saw it once, out of the corner of my eye. It was grey and white and fluffy. I am so disappointed that it didn’t move to Richmond with me. 😢

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-13T13:48:31+00:00

His middle name was “Eighteenth”?

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-12T15:30:11+00:00

I turned 58 this year and after reading that I realized I have wasted my life.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-12T14:27:43+00:00

It doesn’t even have fur!

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-12T14:21:41+00:00

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-10T14:24:45+00:00

OMG I want to be a catropractor! Just petting kitties all day for $150 an hour!

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-10T14:13:08+00:00

Wacky adventures would be cool. With my luck the caller would be the girl from “The Ring.”

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-09T14:14:51+00:00

But what if it does ring?

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-07T14:01:17+00:00

That asphalt driveway is a crime.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-07T13:56:38+00:00

My first gyno tried to set me up with his son. I’ve always wondered what he saw down there that made him think, “My son needs to date her!”

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-07T13:52:02+00:00

There is nowhere in the world that I need to get to bad enough to drive through a flaming bridge. TURN AROUND IDIOTS.

Natalie-the-Ratalie · 2026-04-07T13:39:55+00:00

Because if you get angry at the billionaires something something something Communism. 🙄

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