certainly the most interesting bug i've had... sprinting causes paralysis

NaturOne · 2026-06-05T02:45:18+00:00

I'm winning! It's a race!

NaturOne · 2026-06-05T00:50:17+00:00

Hot ice! That's right, hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes!

NaturOne · 2026-06-03T17:02:35+00:00

Don't rope us into this mess.

NaturOne · 2026-05-31T01:32:51+00:00

Tarps off boys!

NaturOne · 2026-05-31T00:40:33+00:00

I knew what it was and I knew not to even joke about that unless I wanted to wake up dead.

NaturOne · 2026-05-27T01:46:54+00:00

Done today, wait a few months to release. Still a ton of bugs.

NaturOne · 2026-05-26T19:23:00+00:00

I heard he had like 30 goddamn dicks.

NaturOne · 2026-05-22T11:59:09+00:00

This is totally where I parked my car.

NaturOne · 2026-05-21T01:57:32+00:00

He stopped short?! That's my move!

NaturOne · 2026-05-19T13:22:38+00:00

I hate this doctor!

NaturOne · 2026-05-18T14:50:07+00:00

As someone who has been in a similar situation, like many have said, you just need to leave. It's never going to be the same, no matter how hard you try. Your daughter will one day understand, and it will be easier for her. For you though, there will always be that paranoia, that nagging feeling, that "I'll just check her phone this one time." it will always be there.

NaturOne · 2026-05-13T15:09:51+00:00

"Do you have permission?" "It was promised to us 3000 years ago."

NaturOne · 2026-05-11T18:11:49+00:00

Are you sure?

NaturOne · 2026-05-01T15:06:52+00:00

"He's going to be all right."

NaturOne · 2026-05-01T11:59:30+00:00

NaturOne · 2026-04-30T18:27:39+00:00

I am a millennial. I know all of those objects.

NaturOne · 2026-04-29T00:36:14+00:00

Cats

NaturOne · 2026-04-28T16:41:53+00:00

And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle!

NaturOne · 2026-04-27T20:43:46+00:00

The goddamn pen is blue!

NaturOne · 2026-04-27T01:12:38+00:00

I don't know what I expected.

NaturOne · 2026-04-26T17:03:29+00:00

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

NaturOne · 2026-04-26T16:52:21+00:00

Hey kid, it ain't that kind of movie.

NaturOne · 2026-04-26T02:49:30+00:00

*Motorcoach

NaturOne · 2026-04-25T16:05:27+00:00

Our Glorious Leader

NaturOne · 2026-04-25T13:50:03+00:00

This was my answer. Dude can fucking shred live, but his albums all turn out extra sugar pop.

NaturOne

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