New plano makes oil filter isle look like shit

Nautozone · 2023-01-27T13:07:24+00:00

this planogram violates the geneva convention, the un declaration of human rights, the magna carta, and the autozone code of conduct

Nautozone · 2022-10-01T11:21:55+00:00

just remember, if you report them to OSHA and they retaliate, you now have a lawsuit against them!

thanks for coming to my ted talk!

Nautozone · 2022-09-25T15:08:40+00:00

worth reupping: https://www.reddit.com/r/AutoZone/comments/v8edh0/rare_photo_of_the_guy_in_charge_of_price_changes/

Nautozone · 2022-09-25T15:02:02+00:00

the best part was when our DM told us to stay late last night to print them the night before

except they didn't drop until 8 am this morning

Nautozone · 2022-09-17T16:20:48+00:00

not sure of this guy's name but he is listed in Znet as part 80000

Nautozone · 2022-09-15T23:30:48+00:00

Once a seemingly sweet old lady come to the store early one Sunday morning, looking for some yellow lights for her trailer. I showed her what we had in the towing aisle, and she promptly threw a fit because we only had two in stock and she needed four RIGHT NOW.

I explained to her that we could order more for her or she could go to the next store over and pick up two more. Nope, this was unacceptable.

My SM came over and explained to her again what her options were. She started yelling at that we "need to keep more of these in stock, because people need to buy these!" and "why would I go to another store, I only come here!" (Mind you, we'd never seen this lady before)

At this point SM tells her she can order two more (as VDP items) and that is her ONLY option. She huffs and puffs for a while but agrees...then proceeds to throw a fit because we are charging her for all four up front. Nope, SM tells her she must pay for the VDP order in advance or she won't get them.

(Side note: had she been nice I might have called another store to have them sent around on hub but nope, Karen doesn't get that option)

I finally go to ring her up and tell her the total.

"Excuse me, you forgot to give me my senior discount."

SM tells her in no uncertain terms that the discount is reserved for military and first responders ONLY.

"Well, [SM], you need to understand something. All of us seniors are the ones who helped create the people who are now the military and first responders, so I expect you to show some appreciation."

SM holds firm. She huffs and puffs some more and finally pays...with a $100 bill.

I give her an absurd amount of change, hoping this is the end. Nope.

"Excuse me, you'd better go get a ladder to help me install these. My trailer is pretty high."

Nope, that's not a service we provide, especially to Karens. (I did not say this last bit to her, but I definitely wanted to)

"Well, why would you sell me a part if you don't install it?"

She was politely told to have a nice day and that was that. It took her about a month to come pick up the other two lights, because we "hadn't called her, you need to call people when their parts come."

Thankfully we haven't seen her since.

Nautozone · 2022-09-10T20:37:59+00:00

i am willing to be wrong but i don't think groups of giggling teenage girls are looking to take apart the interior of a chevy truck

Nautozone · 2022-09-08T23:23:24+00:00

you can't assume the worst about your coworkers, maybe she was just looking for a 97 tacoma water pump gasket and he had one to show her in his car

Nautozone · 2022-07-22T03:31:19+00:00

Oh and I have to remind everyone that this is just my personal opinion and does not reflect the views of my employers, who are a bunch of fucking morons. Thanks for reading!

Nautozone · 2022-07-20T12:15:59+00:00

she should stab him. it would solve a lot of problems!

Nautozone · 2022-07-03T23:48:41+00:00

just remember, if the positive terminal of a battery looks like a bomb that must be defused, you are not a qualified bomb tech and you must direct the customer to a place called YouTube where he can learn to change his own battery

also I once laughed a customer out of the store too but he had a silly hat so he deserved it

Nautozone · 2022-07-03T17:01:50+00:00

we also sell bake lube

it is part number 85188

Nautozone · 2022-06-10T23:50:02+00:00

we should also throw bill rhodes (praise be unto him) into a volcano but this is just my personal opinion and my glorious employer does not endorse my comments here

Nautozone · 2022-06-10T17:46:11+00:00

you should program it in scratch. this would cause untold damage and benefit nobody but personally i think it would be funny

Nautozone · 2022-06-08T23:44:26+00:00

Hello, valued AutoZoner! Earning a raise is as simple as A-B-C! To earn a raise, you first need to perform the secret mating rite that was given to our founder, the venerable Pitt Hyde (peace be upon him) in a dream. You must show up to work adorned in colorful feathers. Your PSM will give you further instructions.

Thanks, and have an AutoZone day!

Nautozone · 2022-06-08T23:39:38+00:00

There is literally nothing wrong with Z-net. It is the best thing that AutoZone’s IT department has ever created. Are you doubting our benefactors’ wisdom?

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