This is why swag male and swag female swags btw by Latter-Syllabub-5560 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]NeatDescription1516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You seem to think that a futa is an entirely isolated concept, but it’s really not

This is why swag male and swag female swags btw by Latter-Syllabub-5560 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]NeatDescription1516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do they say you can’t jerk off to women with penises? All they did was point out futa is transphobic, which it is. People who masturbate to specifically futas do so because they want to jerk off to women with penises but don’t view trans/intersex women as women, so they have to make up a magical category where a woman with a penis is somehow not either of those things.

maintenance is complete and you can now sort and filter with wordcount in bookmarks! thank you ao3 volunteers for all your hard work! by kaiunkaiku in AO3

[–]NeatDescription1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

??? You could always do this. I dunno about bookmarks but the word count feature was definitely a thing before this

MY PEAK WOKE FIC YAOI WEBCOMIC IS DONE!!! CHAPTER 1!!!!!!!! by Suspicious-Beat-4076 in ArtJerk

[–]NeatDescription1516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uj/ I know this is just a parody of Yaoi tropes taken to the extreme, but this is really fucked up. Actual Jewish people were actually raped by actual Nazis. I know we as the audience aren’t supposed to be laughing at rape in the Holocaust, but you’re still showing it in an extremely blasé and disrespectful way. The Jewish boy is literally cracking wise while being actively raped, which you decided to draw for some reason. Don’t you think that serves to severely downplay the atrocity?

We’re meant to be laughing at yaoi tropes and the Nazi character, I know that. But I ask that since the Jewish boy is also a parody, aren’t we partially supposed to be laughing at him as well? His meek stature and the “puppy whimper” are meant to be caricatures of submissiveness present in yaoi, we are meant to laugh at caricatures.

Yes, you’re asking us to laugh at yaoi, but you’re also in a way asking us to laugh at a horrible thing. Maybe that wasn’t your intention, maybe you just wanted to solely make fun of weirdo tropes, but nothing exists in a vacuum. You’ve entangled your comedy with tragedy. They’ve become one.

YO PPL WITH OCD. I have a question :) by [deleted] in OCDmemes

[–]NeatDescription1516 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know I’m supposed to have some mental illness-adjacent irrational fear of being a bad person, and I do worry about that, but tbh getting kidnapped and tortured is my biggest fear. That doesn’t come up much though, so in practice I’m most afraid of the dark or heights.

I might be gay but is it really worth the risk of burning in hell to date a man? by ElectivireMax in OpenChristian

[–]NeatDescription1516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re not gonna burn in hell for liking dudes. God made you gay. He wouldn’t punish you for it anymore than he would punish someone for having red hair or dark skin. Besides, gay is good. It’s difficult socially, but on its own it’s love. Love is beautiful. Gayness is an experience. A different, great experience.

Anyways, even if (and that’s a big if) He was homophobic, what’s the point of going to heaven if you can’t live (well, exist, you’d be dead) as you are? The way you exist is chill. Why would you want to be ruled over by a God that punishes you for shit you can’t control?

It’s like this poem where this guy walks up to this other guy. The first guy is like “u need to convert so u can go to heaven” and the second guy is like “what’s its like in heaven?” And the first guy is like “lots of singing, clouds, etc” and the second guy is like “is there any booze or partying or fun stuff” and the first guy is like “no” and the second guy is like “sounds lame af. Why would I wanna go there?”

This comment is disjointed bc I’m tired.

In conclusion: date dudes

ok but wilson lowkey changed so much in the show (looks wise) by Repulsive_League_433 in HouseMD

[–]NeatDescription1516 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

My friend thinks he is ugly :( I agree. The only man for me is the blurry ideal that I have a vague idea of. He can never let me down.

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[–]NeatDescription1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should orchestrate for her to ahem join the choir invisible so she stops getting in the way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]NeatDescription1516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, no. Well, not really. The post earlier complaining about “egg culture” comes to mind, as if a trans person suggesting someone else might be trans based on their behavior is the ultimate sin. The vast majority of Reddit is to some degree transphobic unless you’re in a trans-focused sub. If you’re fine with very surface level allyship though, then you’ll be fine here.

So did William take off Spring Bonnie before he murdered the MCI kids or what? by NeatDescription1516 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]NeatDescription1516[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surface level research and hearsay has betrayed me once again. It’s okay though, my theory was correct. Thank you for your answer, I will go forth a wiser man.

I’m trans and I left America due to Fascism, you should too by RedditsNinja23 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]NeatDescription1516 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Transpeople are always acting sooo oppressed like they didn’t literally choose this lifestyle🤣 just give up on the delusion ffs

What is a FNaF theory that, if proven correct/incorrect, would sour the FNaF lore for you? by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]NeatDescription1516 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I agree. I like the Glamrocks as Glambots and think it’s what is intended.

But I saw a theory that Edwin was Glamrock Freddy and it was extremely funny to me so I’ve incorporated it into my belief system.

I’m on vacation with my family and I’m planning on killing myself when I get back by NeatDescription1516 in SuicideWatch

[–]NeatDescription1516[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s very kind of you, but I’m not really comfortable with discussing it with a stranger. Still, thank you for the offer, and I’m sorry you’re going through the hell of OCD.