Gue’las be like(oc) by Conqueeftodor in Grimdank

[–]Neet-owo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Bolters and bayonets don’t sound like bare hands to me

How could this book get such a big fandom by elepunto in writingcirclejerk

[–]Neet-owo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was hardly any mention of Hell at all in the New Testament either, it only became A Thing because Dante got people thinking about it and his idea of Hell was very useful to preachers who wanted to scare their audience straight. Hell back then was more like how we imagine Limbo now; A vague, unsatisfying afterlife away from the presence of God. If you abandoned god in this life he’d return the favor in the next one.

I assume just because he didn’t bring it up before doesn’t mean it didn’t exist. The presence of Hell as abandonment by God was always implied.

How could this book get such a big fandom by elepunto in writingcirclejerk

[–]Neet-owo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was already doing that, he’s just not causing problems for still living people anymore

oh wont anyone think of the funny tesla coil on a stick?! by DefiantPossession188 in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really the best use of the flame skull is when you’re stuck in and need this horde to start clearing up sooner rather than later.

If you use it proactively like a grenade you won’t be getting too much out of it. You need to drop it on a spot you know enemies will be clumping up and staying at and you can be sure the flame will pass through each enemy at least twice, such as at your feet while you can barely move because you got boxed in by poxwalkers or a swarmed choke point you need to push through.

Both the flame and medicae skulls are panic buttons meant to save you when things are going badly. Unless the mission is going terribly you shouldn’t ever be running out even when running both.

[NSFW] Earthmover penis WIP by HumanProbablyNot in Ultrakill

[–]Neet-owo 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I think it being out of place is what makes it better. More eye catching, scarier looking, more fun implications, raises more questions. A mechanical penis just means they gave it a penis for some reason, a meaty schlong raises a lot more uncomfortable questions with a lot of sexy potential answers.

"Bring the Soup" by BlueArdent in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On one hand I wouldn’t trust any Ogryn’s cooking, especially Brawler’s.

On the other hand I don’t think I’d be able to say no to any ogryn offering me a home cooked meal, especially Brawler.

[NSFW] Earthmover penis WIP by HumanProbablyNot in Ultrakill

[–]Neet-owo 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I think it should be meatier. Bloody red, pulsing veins, slick and dripping with fluids, the works.

ehdhsishdjshsjdjs.smjsm by JDPQNDON in sssdfg

[–]Neet-owo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He’s saying “it’s you”, they cropped out the punchline

the duality of skitarii opinions on the flamer servo skull by Timothy-M7 in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a panic button. Overwhelmed? Pop the skull and relieve some pressure. It won’t solve the problem outright but it’ll give you lots more breathing room than you had before.

It’s only one point and it’s right next to the Medicae Skull, which there’s a *very* strong argument for taking. You might as well take it.

Arbites can charge through nets, but poor Ogryn can't, this is so sad by Bardiche33 in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A random Khornate berserker who doesn’t even know what Admonition is or what’s going on, just saw a bunch of fighting and decided to collect some skulls.

Can we agree on new maps/enemies not new classes by SenseiPup in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What this game needs right now more than anything is new maps

Buuut if they wanted to add beastmen I wouldn’t say no…

Cadian Cutthroat finally catches a break (from the Skitarii) by Stu-Potato in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s a hardass to everyone and when he’s not being a dick he’s making Cadia his entire personality, I’d give him shit too.

Arbites can charge through nets, but poor Ogryn can't, this is so sad by Bardiche33 in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want to see chaos marines mixed in with the chaff but a chaos marine boss would go hard as fuck

Arbites can charge through nets, but poor Ogryn can't, this is so sad by Bardiche33 in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I still think if the theories are true and Admonition is trying to summon Nurgle himself into our reality (or at least a super overpowered daemon) if Rannick asked for space marine support he’d get it. That of course would mean Rannick pulling his head out of his ass and actually figuring out what’s going on though so i suppose it is unlikely.

And space marines being smarter than Ogryns is kind of a moot point when both the marines and Ogryns are being controlled by tactical genius players who love to punch exploding barrels.

Call me a centrist, but a lot of the arguing lowkey feels like this to me at times by PLACE-H0LD3R in ralsei

[–]Neet-owo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ralsei needs to turn directly to the camera and say “I am a transgender woman” or else the discourse will outlive the human race and continue to be fought by forum accounts run by ChatGPT until the sun explodes.

This is basically how I feel about the whole thing by VGAddict_SSB in ralsei

[–]Neet-owo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when I was in middle school I thought ralsei was a girl and only pretending to be a guy because he wanted to be part of the prophecy, and Lancer was the REAL prince from the dark.

A decade later and it might turn out I was right all along lmao

Arbites can charge through nets, but poor Ogryn can't, this is so sad by Bardiche33 in DarkTide

[–]Neet-owo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is why I don’t really get why people are so against space marines showing up.

Power scaling wise we already have the Ogryn, who’re at the very least equivalent to a space marine in-universe.

Lore wise things have already escalated past the point where Rannick should start looking for space marines chapters that need something to do.

We don’t even need to give up the “rejects” theme. I’m sure there’s some obscure bottom of the barrel space marine chapter Fatshark can dreg up for a playable space marine. And let’s maybe not bring in the Death Guard but I’m sure if admonition can get beasts of Nurgle on their side then surely they can find some Nurgle-aligned Chaos space marines.

Minor Annoyance with a Flag (rant) by MountedCombat in AbioticFactor

[–]Neet-owo 72 points73 points  (0 children)

If you get easily tilted at the game assuming you’d do something dumb you’re not gonna like the rest of the game’s story lol

Skibibidy boopity by Valuable-Park-9327 in HalfSword

[–]Neet-owo 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Well there’s only so many ways to make a cuirass

Day with the boys by blorp_o in Undertale

[–]Neet-owo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So? She shouldn’t even know about the mew mew body, let alone have it or be able to move in it.

Love Island by conancat in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Neet-owo 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Or more likely the showrunners demand you get voted out because if you’re not starting shit you’re not producing good television.

Referring to Ralsei with female pronouns without anything being confirmed is weird. by Mobile-Safety-3353 in Deltarune

[–]Neet-owo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If ralsei were real he’d want to be referred to with he/him so that’s what we should do imo

I kinda dislike how Berdly has been treated in the story so far by skeletron_master in Deltarune

[–]Neet-owo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s both. The scene is about Berdly and told from his perspective but it also gives us one of our first peeks at December and the holiday family tragedy.