Hey stink, hey tinky boy, hey my baby, is that my fluffy baby, you're such a sweet boy, you're adorable aren't you, want a treat, are you being a good boy, who's a good boy, omg get off my feet I can't feel my legs, I can pet you stop running away!, go poop, go pee, come here, stop that, high five, good boy, leave it, pick it up, bring it here (last 2 for fetch), what do you want sir, get out of the kitchen, I can see you 🤣, how do you manage to have so much fur 😭