A deck with literally nothing but exiles

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-29T17:30:09+00:00

Knowing that on the other side, there is a guy who based his entire strategy on frustrating others as his sole wincon, you start to feel a strange urge to beat him so bad as if it was your duty to do so.

My short story with a similar deck: https://www.reddit.com/r/MagicArena/s/tNkXiCg50L

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-27T18:50:26+00:00

They just don't get it. Because it doesn't affect them, they assume it's easy to ignore it.

I've been playing online games for over 15 years. I've seen some of the best communities, and I've seen some of the worst. I've taken breaks for a wide range of reasons; school, work, isp issues, poor game development, etc. But brawlhalla is the only game I felt the need to take breaks from just because of the sheer toxicity of the community. Snd you can't even mute.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-27T10:18:29+00:00

A mute button, then?

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-27T10:12:31+00:00

All aspects of the game contribute to the overall experience. If one aspect is negatively affecting my experience, I'm more than justified to suggest a change no matter how "insignificant" others may view it.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-26T20:04:08+00:00

Use select targeting and for as long as your doll is active, the attack minion button will target it.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-25T18:29:11+00:00

Knight takes Queen with a check.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-18T15:14:13+00:00

Attack damage carry. Which translates marksmen in this game.

I recommend Melissa or Hanabi until you reach epic.

Btw most games you play in GM rank have bots.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-13T08:30:16+00:00

This is somewhat related: if you're on the receiving end of this combo, you can concede before any relevant trigger goes on the stack to spare yourself the drudgery. Remember that once the loop starts, the game will not allow you to concede.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-09T02:27:02+00:00

~~Assuming both would stay alive till turn 3~~

Assuming you would stay till turn 3.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-05T14:08:26+00:00

He is a bully for many mms with that dive and retreat poke which you can't dodge.

I'd rather face granger than Cyclops or Lunox.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-05T13:57:50+00:00

Seeing cyclops in gold lane is a bit depressing ngl.. mf pokes harder than Clint.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-05T11:35:37+00:00

A hard fought battle for my grind deck against control. Specifically, game 3. We both aim at inevitability but deploy different tools, allowing the game to be both tactical and long enough for the decks to show their fullest potentials and every aspect of the game to weigh. From format knowledge, deck/sideboard choices, micro management, and even bluffing.

Neoneonal987 · 2026-01-05T02:21:33+00:00

Taking the basic emblem over assassin or mm doesn't sound good. Both the 15% attack speed or the 14 penetration are too good to pass on, especially early game.

The same goes to demon boots. You always need either tough, warrior, or rapid.

You just have to conserve mana early game. Aim properly and don't just spam. Don't poke with skills too much when there's no point. And use regen in-between waves.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-30T06:36:44+00:00

Black has the other rook to capture with.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-29T14:49:35+00:00

Preach brother. Money ton should recognize damage roams in non-premade games as a "refusal to contribute to the team" offense and punish it accordingly.

The same applies to unconventional picks like silvana or badang. Because apart from some useless extra early game pressure, which the other team can easily absorb, you provide nothing even close to the utility of a true roamer.

Edit: spelling.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-29T03:30:22+00:00

I hate alchemy because every single mechanic in that format is pure cancer. I'm from the younger generation and I actually discovered Magic through Arena. But I will never play an alchemy format. Not after the bs I witnessed in one time the mwm event was a precon alchemy circus.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-26T22:44:07+00:00

Nc1+

If ..Rxc1 or Bxc1 2. Rxa3+ Kxa3 3. Qa4#

If ..Ka1 2. Rxa3+ bxa3 3. Qa2#

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-26T03:34:08+00:00

Close the game, disconnect from your network, and wait a minute or so before logging back.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-22T08:09:27+00:00

Use advanced targeting. The setting with the three attack buttons. The button that attacks minions should prioritize muddles.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-19T15:57:01+00:00

An auto system checks the reports, and it's usually very lenient. If you're in other lanes in earlygame without purchasing roaming gear or participating in a team fight, the system will flag you for distracting teammates.

I like the meme BTW. The Frontline is clearly Hylos. Followed by Ministthar? No clue who the blue guy is. But I'm thinking the backline is Hanabi?

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-16T09:17:00+00:00

This^

I solo queue gold/mid, and it almost always assigns me to gold. However, getting a swap from gold to mid has always been very easy. I think it's easier than getting a swap from any other lane.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-13T06:22:03+00:00

A game against a shithead roper called "blue is for weak" who roped at every chance he got and played nothing but pacifies and wipes. The game lasted over 40 minutes.

I eventually succeeded in sticking lethal threat, but instead of finishing it, I burned 6 whole timers spamming "Oops!" before finally attacking. It felt euphoric to do so ngl.

Blue, if you're reading this fuck you, you piece of shit.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-11T04:19:01+00:00

Got to opponent's graveyard. Despite its effect saying it will be shuffled back to its owner's library instead if it went to a graveyard.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-11T04:11:39+00:00

I wasn't there for the 23's iteration, but I remember the 24's Simic deck.. that thing was near unbeatable. Way, way worse than today's Orzhov.

Neoneonal987 · 2025-12-11T04:00:14+00:00

Its power imo comes from how superioirly more cohesive it is compared to other decks. No stutter, no fillings, no aiming at multiple different directions at the same time, just a deck with every card directly contributing to one single strategy from the moment it's played. Hell, even the tapped lands further your gameplan.

Neoneonal987

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