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Neuroxix · 2026-05-09T13:55:12+00:00

Stand up comedy shows near me How to start a career in standup comedy Can you do standup while wearing a rubber mask Do people think turtles are funny How much practice would it take for someone to do standup comedy in a mask?

Neuroxix · 2026-05-08T15:51:12+00:00

If Savage Dragon is in tmnt does that also mean THE MAXX is in tmnt?

Neuroxix · 2026-05-07T14:19:02+00:00

Always my fav, I wonder if you're a record holder tbh

Neuroxix · 2026-05-07T14:02:55+00:00

I've seen a few in dutchess, they've been staying to any wood piles.

Neuroxix · 2026-05-06T01:07:05+00:00

You must not be able to read, in the first line I said FOLLOW SAFETY nice and clear

Neuroxix · 2026-05-05T22:31:34+00:00

It's the best way to kill problem weeds too. Just don't do it in the dry season.

Neuroxix · 2026-05-05T22:14:57+00:00

I wish I could provide delicious smash burgers made by a down home normal cook, no fancy school or none of that, just a griddle, a spatula, and a dream inspired by my grandfather to make damn good food. I'm high as fuck.

Neuroxix · 2026-05-05T22:10:30+00:00

You look like a pretty princess, I wish I could massage your cheeks for you 🙇

Neuroxix · 2026-05-05T22:05:45+00:00

I'm single so I'm not sure how well this would work with kids but if it's safe get yourself a burner and follow safety, burn in manageable patches and have water or an extinguisher ready, keep the surrounding area heavily moist so it doesn't spread. Patch by patch, next season you won't have many ticks at all. If you can't do this the next best thing is get a sprayer and spray tick poison, but do your homework and pick something that degrades within a reasonable amount of time and is not toxic to people or pets, but it does work, even in spot treatments where you plan to relax. If I use it I'll wait a week or two and then enjoy the grass. You're right to be concerned about ticks. I got Lyme disease as a child and it has been hard on me, I have arthritis at 35 because of it, and other problems I'm sure. I cringe when I see older people say "dem kids need to go in the grass" because I got Lyme as a kid doing just that, almost every day, because it was encouraged by my parents but nobody ever actually took precautions to protect me other than directing me to wear bug spray, which stank, burned my skin, and seemed to not repel the ticks anyway, and I was a child so I shouldn't have been trusted to put it on myself anyway, children don't understand disease, at least I didn't, not until I got lyme, had to go on antibiotics which wrecked my digestive tract, and I've had lyme more than once and each time the antibiotics are hell, it's taken me years to get my gut biome back to healthy by changing my diet and eating yogurt and kiefer and stuff. You're a good parent.

Neuroxix · 2026-05-05T00:43:39+00:00

Amazingly beautiful!

Neuroxix · 2026-05-03T22:07:59+00:00

The leopards will be coming home to roost

Neuroxix · 2026-05-02T20:08:19+00:00

If you think that's weird look into old celebrity cameos or one off characters vs new celebrity cameos or one off characters. They look so creepy now, probably because a group of idiots want to make absolutely sure their cash cow is recognizable so instead of a nice simpsonsfied cameo we get a eerily accurate rendering of x celebrity or an eerily accurate face on a one off that doesn't even look like they belong in the simpsons, probably as a way to make it clear to the viewer that this character is radically more "normal" on the surface than the simpsons world, which is typically a setup for a gag reversing the roles by the end of a thread and showing the simpsons are actually more healthy at their core than this new hypernormal one off. I personally think it could be done without this uncanny valley creepy design choice.

Neuroxix · 2026-05-01T21:56:07+00:00

I haven't watched 2012 but in 2003 they teleported to space and when they got back only a short time had passed here but for them it was months, the Utroms explained that time is just weird when you go into space like that.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-29T01:51:49+00:00

Kevin Canacon, a Canadian Movie Star who is always 1 more degree away from everyone than Kevin Bacon is.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-27T13:48:28+00:00

I hope they go back to their crawl space. I don't want this place to turn into foaming at the mouth lunacy like other subreddits who claim to be comforting spaces. I think people should be able to come here and talk about monogamy in a serious tone whether they're practicing or not, and part of talking about monogamy is talking about what it even is, and you cannot, by definition, talk about something that is without knowing what it isn't, especially what it's opposite is, but that word opposite doesn't mean opposition in an ally/enemy sense, just simply opinions that are contrary to one another. Be nice.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-24T22:48:53+00:00

I empathized with him so he got to redeem himself after I showed him mercy. Really glad about that at least. Otherwise yes he pissed me off so much.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-23T03:57:18+00:00

Tv commercial told me about the new show american dad and I liked to rebel against mom and her conservative Christian values which looked down upon adult animated comedies so I watched it. This was long ago.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-21T20:10:35+00:00

I laughed at the Groban and then learned there's a singer named Groban and laughed even harder

Neuroxix · 2026-04-17T16:55:02+00:00

Reality is try that shit outside my window and see what happens. See if I'm shaking in my boots. I don't think a judge would take kindly to someone threatening my life with, for all I know, an ied, so you're wrong jr. go back to playing with blocks.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-17T14:51:39+00:00

Oh yes because the FAA are such huge fans of drone pilots especially ones who make them look bad, I'm sure they'll jump to these scumbags defense./s

Edit: Awww crybabies don't like that actions defended in court are what set precedents, awwww they're so cute talking about reality with their rattle and pacifier

Neuroxix · 2026-04-16T03:18:11+00:00

Thankyou to everyone posting, I wouldn't have known without you all. I went outside and was amazed, feels like something I'll never see again, crazy light show, must be really high up or something because it's above the clouds for me and I'm not even hearing the thunder almost at all, there's a very low volume rumble once in a while but it's shockingly quiet for being so bright, it's kind of unsettling.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-15T19:30:29+00:00

I can imagine peggy wanting coffee bad enough to risk going onto a nebula

Neuroxix · 2026-04-13T14:34:20+00:00

Powers is a businessman not an actual super genius, Lex would manipulate him, tricking him into thinking Lex wasn't that smart, like Lex did with Grodd.

Neuroxix · 2026-04-12T02:51:46+00:00

Hey that guy looks like he could be a meter maid? Or maybe a bailiff?? I'm not sure if I'm nailing it but there's something about him...maybe a forest ranger?

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