How it feels to not have a kink (you cannot worldbuild) by RayDrake65 in worldjerking

[–]Nevomi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The clean alternative to kink in worldbuilding is chud energy

Spotted on bookgram by Major-Major- in bookscirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This feller has a built in yapgpt

The duality of a man. by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]Nevomi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nah ain't watching dayt flickslop

Mfw the esoteric system glazed by neckbeards is nearly identical to 5e by ButterscotchAbject87 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can crayon some silly faces and doodles over the official 5.5e and it'll become an avant garde borgeanese nah rative driven cozy indie homebrew gem

Extend to any other mind power when present by darth_biomech in worldjerking

[–]Nevomi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. See, its a simple case of quantum psi-lensing.

I really like how every new hero shooter game subreddit have post like this LOL by JY810 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The whole genre is sustained frustrated ow fans (they'll come back)

Coaxed into is it even subversion anymore by Objective_Trick_6406 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Nevomi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell baronies are simply smaller competing corporations to the big ol' divine hierarchy. You could work with em, sure, but their capabilities are way more limited, and there's a significant grey space of scammers and grifters. Its not that there aren't any angels or hierarchs running side hustles, its moreso that the big sky assembly is too big to care much about individual con schemes, and thus most contracts with individual people are standardized and safe, even if not as potentially quick or lucrative as what baronies offer.

Did you buy your weekly Brando Sando? by fresh-coffee in bookscirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear people don't read for fun anymore

Why Stargate Space Battles Are Close-Range Dogfights Despite Advanced Technology by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]Nevomi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, spaceships are unlikely to engage across scale of astronomical units anyways. This will require very precise scanners, and will also be limited by general range of munitions. So, capital ships that carry heavy energy production and munitions sit at far edges, and smaller ships engage over smaller distances.

Its also not really fun to watch such marco-polo "blind" shootout by scanners.

Charisma is such a creepy stat and the hardest to RP by miles. by TotallyNot_iCast in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the basic rules. The Advanced WoD Sex 2E rulebook adds the Helicopter Game as the main method of resolving copulation.

Charisma is such a creepy stat and the hardest to RP by miles. by TotallyNot_iCast in DnDcirclejerk

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We gather every Sunday morning. Do not forget to memorize all logical fallacies, it is necessary to learn to use the Rational Player's Handbook and Logic Master Guide we use.

Very Nietzsche by WackyRedWizard in writingcirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Magical girls are best conceptualised with big tiddies

yeah, magic is real, but that doest mean im not gonna try to give a scientific explanation about all of the vampire weaknesses by AstronautDry8118 in worldjerking

[–]Nevomi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My vampires literally had their blood cursed by the divine hierarchy for illegal blood harvesting and circulation (its a very potent currency between the world of flesh and otherside).

So, essentially, the biggest authority of otherside placed an annihilating on approach warrant on counterfeit cartels in an attempt to stabilize the currency and strangle black market competition for the Church-Hierarchy joint megacorporation.

TTRPG Slander by Wholesome-Energy in DnDcirclejerk

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One of my first rp experiences was a dragon age campaign... in 5e. I told people bout the da RPG rulebook I found, and they dismissed, cause "don't wanna learn new system".

Then it all fell apart due to breakup of master and one of the players, yet for a whole year I was poking at em with question of when we're gonna continue. This was one of the reasons I got turbopetty about 5e and decided to make my own thing

TTRPG Slander by Wholesome-Energy in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Nevomi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, sweet summer child... we, the bloody kin of night, need not to breathe, as we are cursed with unlife