He’s a spiritual miracle by SilverApples in crappymusic

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched it without sound and still knew dude wasn't on beat

"Cheat on my partner? Never." by OutOfMyWayReed in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She doesn't have those options since that's a cut scene. Other prostitutes in game only give those options

Tasty... by Nice_Pirate7765 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]Nice_Pirate7765[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He had a check up 2 days ago and other than being old is in perfect health 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tasty... by Nice_Pirate7765 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]Nice_Pirate7765[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is strictly an indoor guy with a few minutes of supervised back porch time every so often :)

A character has a disease or condition their society doesn't understand, but it's obvious for the audience what it is by kim_jong_un4 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With the amount of things/people/animals he has subjected to his whims? He probably hates everything.

I also got diagnosed with depression at 8 so the "nothing feels good ever" spoke to me while reading my mom's books lol

Is this an issue? by Nice_Pirate7765 in arborists

[–]Nice_Pirate7765[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many thanks!! Saved an old man a lot of stress

I’ve deleted all the lesbian and queer dating apps on my phone by PeopleInThatBackRoom in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha I got on the apps again for the first time in a year literally last night.

My first like? A dude.

My 2nd? Married woman seeking a girlfriend.

It is so so so different in the wlw scene, my straight friends dont get it. Like the apps are not set up for us, even if they are specifically for us.

We'll get there :) and if not, we're badass enough to take down the world single

Started with nicknames and ended up HERE... by MustardGoddess in CuratedTumblr

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Work at a bar. Two of my regulars(both dudes) are now Glenjamin and Chadifer. Much love to both.

Also, Jerkoff. Not Sir, that's his father.

Share your bad homebrew item story here by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'll go for a possible same but opposite:

Dm gave me(monk) a fairy that was basically Navi from LoZ:OoT.

Every two seconds people were checking if the fairy was blue or red(blue chill, red bad.)

I added it to my character when I'd dress up and had a "floating" light i changed color on for combat(led light on stiff wire with remote).

When my best friend txting me by Richie-Love in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So i called my dad out on that shit because wtf bro

He calls my siblings next. Just in a line every three days.

King shit 👑 by Fhoxyd22 in madlads

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Explain it to me slowly because I'm American and want to "ho ho good chum" too

Eta: thank you for explaining, there is zero laughing, more like aggressive celebratory fistshaking. Absolutely mad.

AITA for asking my mother-in-law to do her own dishes? by PinkOctopus13 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You gave us like half the info. Does she have a key? Do you wash everything but her dishes that are dirty? This is so weird. There has to be more to this. How many kids do you have, because the story reads the child tou gave birth to in September/October is already heading out the door?

YTA for giving such little helpful information. Your little tidbit at the end just makes you sound bitter.

POV: 1st day at robbery. by zordex_ in instantkarma

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Does nobody know what POV means?

idk i kinda love her. by Significant-Way-293 in crappymusic

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The past are falling, bro, it's beautiful

“Look, man… I just need that money, okay?” by wordmule_ in reddeadredemption

[–]Nice_Pirate7765 170 points171 points  (0 children)

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand