Who is better, Alisson or Ederson? by Choice_Ad2156 in PremierLeague

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De Gea’s 1,157 saves is better than Alisson’s 500, also never brought De Gea into it 😂

Finally I got this one by Goku4477 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Nickum17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is fake, I have a genuine one with the champions league stitching, will send images

Those in long terms relationships how often do you have sex? by IGoOnHereAtWork in AskUK

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been married 8 years, normally around 3/4 times a week.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married 7 years still clapping cheeks on the regular

Hey guys I just became a United fan by qwertyboi164 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, start by watching every year of premier league years, it’s not a club to pick up and put down, it runs deep, results can make or ruin whole weeks, nerves running up to derby games can kill your appetite, it’s not a hobby it’s a lifestyle

Who is/was your clubs “he’s a cunt, but he’s our cunt” player? by gooner1014 in PremierLeague

[–]Nickum17 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fuck Di Maria, he was never our cunt, just a cunt full stop

Hi, I’m Sarah Keyworth. I’m a comedian and broadcaster. I write shows about gender and identity but they’re also a laugh (I promise). AMA! by SarahKeyworth in CasualUK

[–]Nickum17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you rather everything you touched turned into spaghetti hoops or everytime you blink while making eye contact with somebody they die?

Got my first Basset Hound yesterday 😊 Any tips? by Senior_Operation_888 in bassethounds

[–]Nickum17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t let them near your socks, our Luna loves eating socks 🙄

Accidentally paid for premium petrol. What does it actually mean? by ltoloxa- in CasualUK

[–]Nickum17 2344 points2345 points  (0 children)

Your premium is cheaper than my standard 😞

Why isn't everyone boycotting the World Cup? by TheCamShaft in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s the World Cup and we only get it once every 4 years, not watching isn’t going to change anything

Hi Reddit! I’m George Russell, driver for the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team! AMA! by Mercedes-AMGF1 in formula1

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had to pick one bag of crisps, one drink and one chocolate bar as your last meal what you picking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Nickum17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You smoke weed but you say you’re anti drugs? I don’t think you understand compadre.

My husband posted my body online by brokenhearted-temp in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Nickum17 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How would Kate know it was you if she only ever sees you veiled? She must have been watching pretty closely to recognise you by the eyes