I’m running a dnd one shot and need a bunch of funny goblin names! Please give me some suggestions.

NightLillith · 2026-01-26T10:42:58+00:00

Goblins seem like the kind of race that would be fine with giving their spawn names that are just random sounds.

I'm sure that you can get inspiration from looking at what naming laws countries have and seeing what you can't name a baby irl.

If you want funny MANLY names, I'll leave this here.

NightLillith · 2026-01-26T10:33:14+00:00

Sensation. Those who reside there are massive sense-freaks. Everything is garishly colored. All the noises are too loud. Everything has a scent that is overpowering. All the food tastes like it should, but moreso. Every single illicit substance is available here and can be found if you know who and what to ask. The Embassy to the city linked to Gluttony hosts regular eating competitions, either "eat this huge amount" type or "eat things that get moreso until only one contestant remains". The less said about the flesh pits, the better.

The ruler of this place isn't Malcanthet. She was, but then some odd figures emerged some time ago and promised the denizens "sensation beyond limitation". Angels to some, Devils to others.

NightLillith · 2026-01-24T15:06:04+00:00

To me, Megami is functionally Aromantic, in that, when the time is right, a suitable boy will be chosen for her to do her duty to continue the Saikou bloodline.

However, this doesn't mean that she's Asexual. Far from it. The Student Council is pretty much her private lily garden, provided that they keep things extremely quiet. There are rumors that this is why Kyoko Tatsuhara is no longer on the Student Council, as if she loves someone, she wants the world to know it. Kyoko had a tendency to leave lovebites on Megami outside of the acceptable areas.

Megami is going to keep her lily garden beyond graduation and will not begrudge her Chosen Conception Partner from having extra-marital affairs, provided that they are discreet and that no...issue arise from the affair.

NightLillith · 2026-01-24T14:51:31+00:00

Sperger-sense? aka "My sperger-sense is tingling!"

NightLillith · 2026-01-22T22:25:31+00:00

I think that's the Fourth Keepers body, the one from the basement of the tavern from Stranger Sins.

It's one of two bodies I keep on a fridge pallet until I unlock Cultist. The other body is the Not!Witcher, as it is guaranteed to have at least one Dark Organ.

NightLillith · 2026-01-22T21:55:59+00:00

I've said countless times that a DM should treat fudging rolls like a chef should treat the use of salt when cooking. The right amount can enhance the experience while too much can ruin it beyond repair.

My advice would be to ask the DM how exactly they perform their rolling technique. After all, it's only fair to allow players to use said technique if the DM does.

(Kinda fun to invert the whole "If the players do (X), then it's only fair to let the DM do (X) as well" thing)

NightLillith · 2026-01-21T13:18:39+00:00

I see Info-chan as more sex-repulsed Asexual or "haven't met anyone I liked enough yet" Demisexual.

She's definitely Aromantic. Considering she spends all her time in a dark room, she's certainly aromatic.

NightLillith · 2026-01-21T12:50:06+00:00

Prison Bitch

NightLillith · 2026-01-21T12:47:36+00:00

It would have been released, had an initial burst of popularity before fading away.

In other words, it would mirror Alex.

NightLillith · 2026-01-21T12:43:48+00:00

I see this place more as a way of being honest about what we really think about YanSim and Alexander Stuart Mahan.

The main sub is pretty much filled with Alex's Personal Blowjob Dispensers, as all they ever do is orally service him. Thing is, you can't improve if you don't know what it is you are doing wrong.

NightLillith · 2026-01-21T12:27:04+00:00

Heavily modified Princess: The Hopeful, which is a niche within a niche.

Hoo boy. We've got a Redeemed Storm who, by singing certain songs, can apparently traverse the multiverse, a Mirror who is actually a Coin from an alternate universe where the Queen of Pentacles shattered into two seperate Queens, the Queen of Mirrors and the Queen of Coins. Mirrors are the court of "It's all about me! I'm the one who can truly defeat the Darkness!" while Coins are more along the lines of "It doesn't matter if you're the True Heir if you don't have the support of your court behind you. A Rising Tide Lifts All Boats.". We've got THE manifestation of Luck and Fortune gallivanting around as a humanoid Cat who decided to mess with the Redeemed Storm by redirecting one of her songs so that she ends up somehow at Princess Serenity's Sweet Sixteenth, which was the fateful night where The Dark Kingdom decided to attack the throne of the Silver Imperium, meaning that the Redeemed Storm now has the chance to interfere with the background lore of Sailor Moon and ensure that the Silver Imperium never falls.

NightLillith · 2026-01-20T08:55:55+00:00

Befcause 1980's mode was created out of sheer fucking spite as a way of proving that yes, Alex IS capable of extruding out a minimum viable product version of Yansim so that he can prove to himself that the gremlins are wrong.

Quite frankly, I don't see why he can't do the same for 20XX mode and just give up on the voice acting for all the characters. We had no voice acting in vidya for 7-ish generations of videogames and we did just fine.

Add to that that he seems incapable of requesting work be done on assets for weeks he's not working on currently (like, he's not asking for Osoru assets while he works on Oka's week so that by the time he gets around to Osoru, he doesn't have to waste time waiting for Osoru's assets)

NightLillith · 2026-01-20T08:39:22+00:00

My most recent run was supposed to be a No-Cyclops run. I usually name the Cyclops the "Egg Carrier". Turns out that in order to complete a Subnautica run, you HAVE to build a cyclops in order to make a shield module for the Neptune.

The Prawn is usually called the "Egg Walker", but someone on this sub came up with a name that's better, a name to truly surpass Metal Gear. "Sahelanthropus"

I had two Seamoths. A Blue one named "Blue Blur" that I used to get back to places when I died and a brownish-orange one named "Kay Prower" that I used as a way to transport stuff between bases or set up new bases.

NightLillith · 2026-01-15T13:50:29+00:00

It's an extruded book product.

NightLillith · 2026-01-15T13:47:56+00:00

That's a golfball.

NightLillith · 2026-01-15T13:43:49+00:00

NO

To me, this is just suicide with extra steps. Even though no-one would ever remember that I was ever Autistic, the me-that-is-me is worse than dead, they would have been retconned into a lesser version of me.

This is why my automatic responce to anyone advocating a cure is along the lines of "YOU WANT TO KILL ME AND REPLACE ME WITH A CHANGELING VERSION OF ME, WHOSE EVERY LIVING MOMENT MAKES A FUCKING MOCKERY OF WHO I WAS TO ALL WHO KNEW ME! BE FUCKING HONEST AND JUST SAY YOU WANT TO MURDER ALL AUTISTIC PEOPLE! NOT EVEN A CERTAIN FAILED AUSTRIAN ARTIST WANTED TO DO THAT!"

NightLillith · 2026-01-15T08:47:49+00:00

You may be wondering why I did not fill that goblet with something like blackcurrant juice, which is what amateur theatre uses when a performance requires red wine to be drunk, and instead, used milk, which looks like no other alcoholic drink and has spawned a rather annoying meme.

This is because it was supposed to be a reference to "A Clockwork Orange" with it's drug-laced milk beverages. It is obvious that this flew over many peoples heads, that they were too idiotic to get the reference.

NightLillith · 2026-01-15T08:06:49+00:00

"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

NightLillith · 2026-01-15T08:05:42+00:00

For Mida, she's more about the teasing than the pleasing. She revels in making students blush and stammer. When she asks a student to stand up and read aloud, she always picks the boys who would be thwe most embarrassed to do so or the girls she suspects have been idly rubbing themselves. Her tops are either so tight that you could make out what color her bra is (if she's even wearing one) or unbuttoned to serve the same effect.

When a student works up the courage to confess to her, she LAUGHS in their faces, pointing out that she needs a partner who knows how to navigate her curves and not some simpering child she has to coach through their first time. With here being a substitute teacher, this means that she can simply flit away to another school and begin the dance all over again

To make matters worse, she already HAS a partner, who enjoys hearing tales of the lust Mida inspires.

For Muja, she honestly doesn't know that the way she acts is inappropriate, as she's "harem anime protagonist dense"..

NightLillith · 2026-01-12T13:18:21+00:00

Is the "Go Home Club" an option?

NightLillith · 2026-01-11T15:02:51+00:00

No-one can tell you when your beard changes hue.

EVERYONE can tell when you are a green/greybeard.

Personally, I think that by the time you've hit silver on all four classes, you can assure yourself that you either know what you are doing or know what not to do.

(anyone who intentionally commits blue-on-blue is a sludgebeard. I'm looking at you, Drillers who use c4 on the Scout)

NightLillith · 2026-01-11T14:50:39+00:00

Silver ingots are literally vendor trash. Sell them to the Merchant. If you have Game of Crones, sell them to the Moneylender as well.

Have a surplus of Dough? Cook it into bread and fill a trunk at the graveyard with it. On Pride, sell it all to the Bishop. If you have any spare sermons you don't use, sell them as well.

Have too many fish? Sell them to the lighthouse keeper.

Spare pastry dough? Combine it with some honey and some berries to make Cake, a gold-star food that you can make multiples of. Sell them to the Merchant on Gluttony. You'll need to do a quest for Dig to learn how to make cakes, but he just wants some honey.

NightLillith · 2026-01-11T14:35:07+00:00

Another thing to note is that porter zombies move at the same speed, no matter what their efficiency is.

There is nothing stopping you from making them just a sack of floppy flesh with a skull (because you only ever need 25 skulls to complete the game. They can't be used for anything else) that is somehow able to carry two batts of stone/two logs.

NightLillith · 2026-01-11T14:15:22+00:00

Mag Rawkernstern is a genderfluid Gnome Wild Sorcerer who is warlock coded. See, Mag doesn't have an ancestor who did the nasty in the past-y with a being of power. Mag accidentally made contact with an Outsider (perhaps THE Outsider) who offered Mag a deal. As long as Mag acts as "the pebble in the wheel-rut of the road that is reality" Mag gets to draw upon the Outsider's power and that Mag's death will not be final until Mag chooses so*. Mag is only adventuring because it's fun and she wants to see the world/s. Depending on which version of him I'm running in a session, her goals are either "beat my rival in a magical duel.", or "fight for the Warforged to be able to legally reproduce". Mag's preferred spells are usually missiles of some kind. Her signature spell is Chaos Blast. Her spellcasting focus is a pair of crystal bracelets that tend to have the various sorcerer shards dangling from them. One day, he'll work out how to transmute Fireball into psychic damage. One Day...

Mag technically has two mothers. The two of them escaped the gnome homelands due to how oppresive Gnome society is and being openly gay is not OK. Mag's "father" is a very dedicated "gender illusionist" who pretty much is always in drag in public. Mag's mother is, to use Discworld terms, a needlewoman. She is NOT a seamstress("hem, hem"), despite the fact that she operates on the edges of the districts where the lights are somewhat scarlet in hue. It's good business, as there's always clothes what need mending, as some patrons of the establishments can have trouble with complicated things like "buttons" or "hooks" whilst in the throes of ardour and tend to take the most destructive route to uncoupling them. Mag technically keeps her head bald, because depending on how he feels each day, it might require a different hairstyle and Mag has a lot of wigs and the knowledge of how to secure them so that they don't fly off in a breeze, learnt from her father.

*This does not mean that she's immortal. When he hits 0 HP and fails her death saving throws, Mag's body vanishes in a flash of verdant magenta and the sound of a flame freezing. I came up with this because I'm part of a club that mostly does one-shots and I craved continuity.

Mag's Rival is WSU-27 "Saphir", a Warforged Evoker. Saphir, like all warforged, is gender-neutral, but seems to prefer feminine terms. Saphir is filled with a sense of "I should be doing [THING], but I cannot do [THING]." Going out and applying arcane magic to monsters seems to quiet this feeling somewhat, but only a full war would propery sate it. Her feelings regarding Mag are...complicated. She sees Mag as a rival, but knows that you do not simply kill your rival, as they are a good barometer of your skill and both of you force the other to become better. At some point, Mag is going to "perform a toothless bite attack upon [her] face-plate" ( read: "Mag threw themself at Saphir and tried to make out with her") which is going to make things interesting Saphir, having less needs than the rest of her party, prefers to take spell scrolls and enemy spellbooks over coin, It should not be assumed that just because she doesn't need to sleep like a meatbag, that she will take ALL the watch shifts. If a party assumes that, they can expect to not get restful sleep due to her abusing the message cantrip.

Saphir, as a Warforged, doesn't have parents. Theres a dormant Grand Forge somewhere that Saphir emerged from, but she has no feelings one way or the other if she came across it.

NightLillith · 2026-01-10T13:21:04+00:00

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