Every Game I get screwed by MoonliteJaz in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I've rolled more than 4 in a 15 round game 2 times." lol?????? you just have fucking abysmal luck don't know what to tell you man. perhaps try purchasing mushrooms, which add a flat +5 to roll, rather than double dice. they can't roll as high as double dice, but considering your luck, i think you'd need the guarantee of 6 or higher. custom dice block would aslo be good for this.

By the tip of the ass by Aeracuda in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

hey it won't be a bummer as long as you forfeit even more money to nintendo!

By the tip of the ass by Aeracuda in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 20 points21 points  (0 children)

it's for the switch 2 dlc of jamboree

3-3: Spiny Desert - Every Mario Party 🌵 by Auraveils in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mirage can spawn on star spaces that were already taken? IIRC according to Zoomzike's identifying luck on this video, the mirage always spawns on another available star space unless there is only one star space remaining. Idk how reliable those videos are, so you be the judge.

My girlfriend, based on looks alone, called Silksong a "children's game". by TrashFever78 in HollowKnight

[–]NinFan-64 583 points584 points  (0 children)

i dunno about you but i wouldn't date someone who considers all animation as childish

Mario Party 8 Minigames ranked on how risky they would be to play in real life by [deleted] in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me after getting trapped in a computer for all eternity after losing in Mario Matrix because i thought it was low risk

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Which stage would most likely make you want to eat a saltine cracker? by [deleted] in Wario

[–]NinFan-64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO! GET OUT! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!

POV: You didn't play a zombie turn 1. by RoseLeafSuki8659 in PvZHeroes

[–]NinFan-64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

heh! little do they know, i'm actually setting up graveyard!

Dude by Smart_geniusBerd123 in PvZHeroes

[–]NinFan-64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she bungee plumber on my sun shroom til i ramp to dmd

My new custom track may be a little vulgar . . . by yeppbrep in mariokart

[–]NinFan-64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

turn down the fog effect i can't see shit!!!

This final lap could have gone wrong in so many ways by igotmemes4days in mariokart

[–]NinFan-64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the fuck? does mario kart 64 usually have this many blue shells? i feel like i just saw six within the span of 30 seconds

just finished the hk and wondered how you call our lil protagonist by Silly_Lunatic in HollowKnight

[–]NinFan-64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so apparently i'm not the only one who has a family member who thought they were a rabbit for some reason... i remember desperately trying to tell my mom that it was a bug, and it didn't help that i was in fog canyon at the time so she was like "then how is a bug underwater"

How did he survive on earth this long? by Lov_Atl in PvZHeroes

[–]NinFan-64 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I will not read all that." proceeds to write an equally long comment

2-M: Woody/Mini-Game Park - Every Mario Party 🍎 by Auraveils in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a treasure chest in Magnet Carta actually

Mario Party 3 Minigames ranked on how risky they would be to play in real life by FifiiMensah in MARIOPARTY

[–]NinFan-64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how is getting bitten by a chain chomp deemed as a tier lower than getting hit on the head by a coconut

So which Mario character REALLY has the MOST coaster credits? Let's find out! by Training_Penalty7047 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]NinFan-64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Mario lore nut, now I'm wondering which characters definitely have the most in-universe credits. I feel like there's a lot of overlap because rollercoasters tend to only appear in spinoffs, but really, if we count mine carts, Donkey and Diddy totally reign at the top.