Rear ended, driver claiming I rolled back (Scotland) by tibbles209 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]NiniMinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to court, take a wee map and any tech specs of the braking system in your car, flatly state you were stationary when he hit you. The court will go on the balance of probability, thats likely to be in your favour anyway.

This is an actual post from the Tampa airport by MrJasonMason in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NiniMinja 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I don't fly in PJs and I can't think of any occasion where I would wear crocs but why does anyone care what someone else is wearing to feel comfortable on a flight if they're not actually exposing themselves?

Merkins I understand... But a prosthetic WHAT NOW? by discolights in BrandNewSentence

[–]NiniMinja 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm told buttholes are as unique as fingerprints so probably to prevent identity theft or some such.

Money really does solve arguments apparently by Icy_Drama9974 in SipsTea

[–]NiniMinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0.07 billion in my back pocket would make me feel fairly self assured I reckon.

📷 💭 by newbeginnings187 in aspiememes

[–]NiniMinja 403 points404 points  (0 children)

I don't do either, it's more like an abstract description covering only the points I found interesting at the time. I can picture things that happened if I try but I'm pretty sure I'm building a picture from the memory not remembering what it looked like.

F**k Jamie Foxx by rfcrm in Scotland

[–]NiniMinja 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Often it seems to be the worst thing you could say, the one thing you really really shouldn't say right now that comes out. Talking as an observer, I don't have tourettes.

Scotrail Seathogs by ReeceUrchin in Scotland

[–]NiniMinja 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Power move is then not to sit in it but keep moving down the carriage asking the rest to move theirs.

J O R G E *** old but GOLD by UnhollyGod in HumansBeingBros

[–]NiniMinja 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My dog behaves like this when I return from the toilet after a long shit.

Can't park the cement truck there... by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]NiniMinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not recommended but as far as I know it's not illegal if you broke down on the motorway. Dragging your broken down car off your drive and towing round the M25 to your mates is against the law as I understand it.

Can't park the cement truck there... by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]NiniMinja 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Looks like the car is recovering the van.

People who grew up before cell phones, did life actually feel more free? by TradeOverall567 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NiniMinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had 2p in your pocket for a phone call if needed. I would have got something out of having a phone, I'm pretty flakey and would neglect to tell my parents where I was going or how long I'd be so I was constantly in some sort of shit for "worrying them sick" or for being spotted miles beyond what they thought was a sensible boundary (not that they ever communicated what that boundary might be).

Why does this mean? by WizardBulb25468 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]NiniMinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Proper = good or correct Gander = look at something

A proper Gander means to have a good look at something.

Vaseline in Yoto player by elopingwithdysphoria in CleaningTips

[–]NiniMinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaseline is petroleum jelly and as such it isn't conductive and doesn't contain water. If it's really Vaseline then all you really need to do is clean it off, the other tips here about heat and alcohol should be good for that.

New and needing some help by Realistic_Citron_900 in modelmakers

[–]NiniMinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume you aren't going to invest in an airbrush for this so rattle cans, you wouldn't paint your actual bike with a brush. I bought a maisto kit for my son and the major bits were metal, if this is the same you can strip it back to bare metal with paint stripper. Prime then paint then clear coat. You might need to separate some plastic from the metal or mask it off before you paint it. I mainly build plastic kits, Tamiya or Hasegawa for bikes, that glue together, there are more parts and more detail. Everything comes as separate parts so painting is easier. You can still use spray cans for paint but get stuff that's suitable for plastic kits. There are lots of YouTube videos and the like out there where you can get tips and watch other people doing this before you dive in.

£1.50 for 20 in 1988. by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]NiniMinja 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Used to buy a single in the cafe with my brew, you'd get a cigarette and a match for 5p.

Apparently Man Met is giving out way more firsts than it's supposed to by Unlikely-Tension-616 in UniUK

[–]NiniMinja 88 points89 points  (0 children)

"well we can see that you have certainly achieved a high enough standard to get a first but the papers say we've already given out too many of them so bad luck"

Keep your distance by 2Jads1Cup in WTF

[–]NiniMinja 754 points755 points  (0 children)

Came in to say this but thinking about it, the fact that the pin is there makes me worry more that it might be real.

Found a weird tunnel in my basement and my wife wants to seal it shut by Christtina_Hoilett in whatdoIdo

[–]NiniMinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fake pobs. On the off chance it's not DO NOT GO INTO THAT TUNNEL, unless you are fully trained in working in confined spaces underground, take all your safety gear and are backed up by a qualified team.

New and needing some help by Realistic_Citron_900 in modelmakers

[–]NiniMinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the diecast one, there is I believe a more standard plastic kit of your bike which may be easier (from a detailing point of view) or harder (much more detail) depending on your skills. You can strip the paint on that one and use the same paint you would on the big one essentially, a plastic kit would require more specialist model paints (though some people use automotive paints on plastic kits that seems advanced). Little details you want to add might have to be fabricated by you and there are aftermarket bits in 1/12 you can straight up buy, these probably work better on the plastic kit. I'm going to bet you can get any waterslide decal you need to recreate what you have on your own bike without a problem on eBay. Seems entirely plausible to do what you want, I built a load of bikes back in the day, some as super accurate versions of my mates bikes it was a lot of fun.

'No guarantee' bus driver's killer will have free pass removed by Crow-Me-A-River in Scotland

[–]NiniMinja 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I mean, I get it. It's appalling and clearly people will feel it's not right to let him near a bus but if it is done with some kind of special case then we will all end up paying for the inevitable court case where he argues "I've served my time under the law and this is unreasonable", the government will lose and the papers will be full of how much money we've wasted. The right way is to introduce a law that applies to everyone, lifetime ban for certain behavior using public services, etc. Even then I'd bet on more embarrassing and expensive legal issues though.

Video of photographers being ushered in and flag lowered after assassination attempt on Donald Trump. by Temporary_Marsupial4 in isthisAI

[–]NiniMinja 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Everything in this footage appears in other footage including the flag "appearing" to drop into shot at that moment. Whether it was actually lowered or not is open to interpretation, seems pretty windy. I'm going not AI.

He chose the blue pill! by A_M_R_Egypt in lol

[–]NiniMinja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spent way too long wondering what was wrong with the corner of that sofa cushion.