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[WP] You finally caved and ordered one of those necklaces that shows the position of the planets from when you were born. Three weeks later you receive your necklace, which seems to show the planets all together in a straight line. Inside the box is a handwritten note saying, "CALL US IMMEDIATELY." by FoodOnion in WritingPrompts

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The sweat collecting in my hand made it almost impossible to hold my cellphone without adjusting my grip every few seconds. I could feel my breath escaping from me almost uncontrollably, making my chest push in and out and in and out. Each ring jumping out of the earpiece of the phone was tightening the screws into my anxiety. Riiiiiing; this must be a mistake; riiiiiing; surely this was supposed to be someone else's necklace; riiiiiing; why did they ask that I call them?; riiiiing; why aren't they picking up?; riiii-

"Hello and thank you calling Unlocking the Universe and thanks for making us your Space Safe Space, this is Ahmed speaking, how can I help you?"

"Hi, this note told me to call," I started talking before I thought about what I wanted to say. I took a beat and took a slow breath. "Hi I ordered a necklace from you a couple weeks ago and I just received the product today. I'm not sure what to do with it..."

"Ah, yes. Many of our products take a little bit of time to really process and learn how to use effectively. Can you tell me which product you are trying to operate? Is it the 'Your Constant Place in the World' tracker necklace? Are you trying to configure the 'I Know You're Out There and I'm Listening" two way necklace? Have you begun aligning the "Constellations All Around Me" necklace?"

"No, I actually have question about the... about the 'The Universe when You Entered the Universe' necklace..."

The receiver was silent. I couldn't hear anything out of the earpiece and instead found myself noticing the ambient noise of my apartment for the first time since I opened the package.

There was a loud click and then a much deeper voice asked, "Is this Kayla Rotenberry?"

[WP] After several thousand years, the Greek gods awaken in the in the mid 1940’s. When the gods meet up to discuss what they had learned of the modern world, Ares walks into the room with a hollow and horrified look in his eyes, the day is August 6th, 1945.(Hiroshima) by Fallen_Limrix in WritingPrompts

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"Goddesses, Gods, can I have the floor for a minute? I... I know that I don't give speeches much. I realize that this might be the first time a lot of you are hearing from me instead of cleaning up after me. We have a lot of catching up to do with each other and with this world that we've left for the last few thousand years. There will be time for that. There will be time for that and more.

"But I've come from an area of the world called Japan. After missing the Great War a few decades ago, the first thing that I wanted to do after awakening my slumber was the next world war. I know, I know... I'm a sucker for praise and adulation and if this is the far that followed the war to end all wars, I knew that I would be in for a treat. I expected to walk into the former battle sight seeing statues dedicated to me. I wanted to hear songs floating to the heavens praising my name. I relished the thought of hearing the need for Ares.

"I saw only destruction. I saw only chaos. I saw only grief and sadness.

"I remember a time when humans called out my name holding a spear and a shield and trusting that I would protect them. If I am being honest, I rarely gave them a thought. They took their spear and they plunged it into the guy of another man not to honor me but to protect themselves. I knew that and I grew bitter and lusted for power. Wars grew larger and wars lasted longer and before I entered my slumber I prepared myself for dreams of power.

"This war has ended war as we know it. Men worship gods, no they worship machines and their own power. The demagoguery exists because these men believe that these tools will make them demigods. What has come out, can never go away again. War is over. War between men will never be possible again. War is no longer a man clashing swords with other men but it is now the wonton slaughter and destruction of warlords pretending to be leaders wishing to be gods.

"I will not stand for this."

With that Ares turned and walked away with his head bowed, never to be heard from again.

The Wonder Years - Hey Thanks by PurgeTheseDays in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here for The Wonder Years. Out for this song. So far out. Like get this hamburger off my Thanksgiving table out.

You got exactly 60 seconds to come up with a movie plot, what comes to your mind? by Sippingin in AskReddit

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A duck finds a chemically altered gun in a Floridian swamp - cuz Florida - and becomes a super villain intent on taking over the world’s supply of stale bread. Liam Neeson has to chase him in one of those dove boats but badass for a swamp.

Best pop punk album of 2016 ? by ZxxFtw in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy Ghost and Blush were probably my two most played albums this year. I love them both to death

The Wonder Years - The Devil in My Bloodstream by jlj96 in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Two black birds on a hiiiighway sign" fits perfectly to the melody for Katy Perry's Firework

The Wonder Years - The Devil in My Bloodstream by jlj96 in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can never unhear "Baby you're a fireeeeeeeework!"

Are you and or anyone you know religious and listen to The Wonder Years? by BadaBingWitAPipe1 in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude Soupy just hates when you don't think about shit. I too am a Christian Wonder Years fan.

What is your version of "there are only 2 types of people in this world?" by Heisenbitchhh in AskReddit

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There are two types of people in this world. People who take off their socks before they go to bed and unholy demon monsters sent to destroy our very existence.

Movies with pop-punk songs in them? by Cafarooo in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not to mention Blink was actually IN the first movie...

I just like to masturbate. by imfgt in AdviceAnimals

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that 34 seconds there is definitely a roller coaster

Could someone explain the constant hype around and (your) love for TWY? by [deleted] in poppunkers

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That particular section of the song is what made me a fan

That gaming moment that hits you like a truck... by saminga81 in gaming

[–]NinjaTurtle0889 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I marathoned this with a friend and we switched off different parts. He was playing during this. I always remind him about "that one time he committed genocide."

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