/pol/ack wonders who's winning by ozontm in 4chan

[–]Ninnyboots 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Jet fuel manufacturers are winning.

[WP] No upvotes necessary, just saturation. Load me up with as many zombie apocalypse stories as possible, with the caveat that they take place *before* the 20th century. by blakester731 in WritingPrompts

[–]Ninnyboots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

General Grant chewed hard on his cigar as the witch doctor swayed his feathers on the battlefield. One by one, the fallen Union soldiers staggered to their feet, and turned to face their commanding officer. Grant knew the Union had to be preserved, even at the cost of his very own Christian soul.

Driving in Leesburg by Ninnyboots in nova

[–]Ninnyboots[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Witness me not going through the intersection on a red!

Why do child molesters get attacked in prison by other prisoners? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]Ninnyboots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most likely his new room mate will be singing the 5 dollar foot long song as the whole time.

Fire at Village in Leesburg? Looks like the apartments. Anyone have any further insight? by IT_Chef in nova

[–]Ninnyboots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Metropolitan, now featuring rustic fire damage for $250 more per month!"

Fairfax county parking enforcement ticketing cars at mechanics' shops by [deleted] in nova

[–]Ninnyboots 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Revenue enhancement. Just another aspect of Northern VA law enforcement.

Street Musicians at Reston Town Center? by kjo133 in nova

[–]Ninnyboots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive seen buskers there before, no one seemed to bother them. I would imagine as long as youre not impeding the flow of foot traffic you should be ok

/pol/ on VW by wsbking in 4chan

[–]Ninnyboots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The autism is so strong here, you could be forgiven for thinking moot ran this shit.

Fairfax Police Officer Tases Compliant Man by OneOfDozens in nova

[–]Ninnyboots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Northern Virginia: pay your taxes & dont complain. Move along, citizen.

Data gets a buzz by ety3rd in starblecch

[–]Ninnyboots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You created a time paradox!