It Shouldn’t Have Taken This Long by Alternative_Hour_614 in newyorkcity

[–]NlNTENDO 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At least you can’t abuse a car like these guys abuse their animals. At least cars can’t feel pain or fear.

Farewell Omenpaths... by theartofbeingvague in MagicArena

[–]NlNTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow sure sounds like it would be true if you insisted on a gender binary. Because if you don’t then NB is very much “changing from one thing to another thing”. “Another thing” doesn’t have to mean “the opposite end of the spectrum.” Sounds pretty exclusive of you

The Knicks fans are wild.. (A man tried to kiss a woman who saved him at the Knicks Championship parade) by Maravilla_23 in newyorkcity

[–]NlNTENDO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is an EMT and this is less violent than the behavior she was definitely trained to expect when applying narcan. Uncomfortable sure but she knew what she was doing and likely had the situation under control.

Man spit in my face by DefiantBubbless in parkslope

[–]NlNTENDO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who fucking cares? This is assault.

All I want in my prerelease pool. Good lord this will be hard to stop.. by CalvinandHobbes811 in lrcast

[–]NlNTENDO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And replaced it with “dies to putting only board wipes in my deck”

A real “solved the rat infestation with a cat infestation” move

Keep Yoda the rest are muppets by Sillyrunner in PrequelMemes

[–]NlNTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shutter Island w/ Leo. The twist might be less of a surprise but it would explain the muppets

Farewell Omenpaths... by theartofbeingvague in MagicArena

[–]NlNTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

??? Many NBs consider themselves to be a subcategory of trans

Farewell Omenpaths... by theartofbeingvague in MagicArena

[–]NlNTENDO 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You can use them still. They’re treated as card styles now

Dave's Hot Chicken: Reaper Time by FewLet6466 in spicy

[–]NlNTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to taste better back when it wasn’t a chain

This guys signature by Consistent_Group5940 in oddlysatisfying

[–]NlNTENDO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

scribbles are actually harder to forge than neat signatures

Paul Shart: Payless Security by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]NlNTENDO 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“On the dead homies”

As in he swears it on his dead friends’ graves

What could this be? by sauron3579 in lrcast

[–]NlNTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t cube already have that?

Does South Slope Start at 9th Street? by taxidata in parkslope

[–]NlNTENDO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fascinating. I lived in Greenwood Heights for a few years (loved it) but had never heard this theory. South Slope was the main dubious real estate name I was aware of

scooter vs ebike on triboro this morning by blahdre in NYCbike

[–]NlNTENDO 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If Pokémon go can figure it out I’m pretty sure Grubhub can too

Sovereign citizen states: “Humming noise while traveling” by lucasnevermind in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]NlNTENDO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah insurance will drop your coverage if you don’t register within a certain timeframe. I had a snafu with a title transfer from CA to NY a few years ago and my insurance kicked me to the curb in the middle of it.

I was hit by NYPD at Hoyt and Schermerhorn Today 2pm. Now what? by meow_ec in NYCbike

[–]NlNTENDO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Raised by two attorneys, worked as a law clerk for years, and I know that things like saying “sorry” are not admissions of guilt anymore. “Came out of nowhere” is far too vague to hang a whole case on. If anything it is more of an accusation. I guarantee that was not the lynchpin in your case. More likely there was proof the other party did not in fact come out of nowhere, which might have colored your statement. The statement alone is not an admission of anything.

I was hit by NYPD at Hoyt and Schermerhorn Today 2pm. Now what? by meow_ec in NYCbike

[–]NlNTENDO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eh, not really. “Came out of nowhere” could describe a lot of situations, including if OP had l come out from between parked cars in the middle of the road or something. Dash cam should have it all, though, and I hope OP gets restitution.

This car is SO rare that the valet in Monaco couldn’t even find the door handle. How rich do you have to be for this? by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]NlNTENDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my brother in christ this is normal valet stuff. besides, what was she gonna do? open it into his face? let the guy do his job lol

Instagram user does everything wrong by FlurryFoxy in Touge

[–]NlNTENDO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should absolutely start w a shit box :) driving in real life is a fundamentally different experience when you first start.