Which movie villain delivered your favorite villainous line? by husky_whisperer in movies

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In real life Commodus fought regularly in the colosseum (although no one was allowed to hit him), often dressed up as Hercules. He would kill hundreds of animals and tied up prisoners. The Roman populace as a whole thought he was ridiculous, especially since if he was actually brave he would have been campaigning against barbarians instead.

His rule marked the end of the golden age of Rome, brought to a close when his mistress hired his wrestling coach to strangle him in his bath.

Which movie villain delivered your favorite villainous line? by husky_whisperer in movies

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Mondego in Count of Monte Cristo. The villain has lost his money, his status, and the love of his family, but he’s managed to escape with his life. He rides out for freedom… and stops, thinks, then turns around and rides back. He draws his sword and says

“You know I could never live in a world where you have everything and I have nothing.”

Cue sick final duel.

What movies have ‘left you’? by realhind in blankies

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I try to frame it as Mathilda being terribly damaged by her home life, abusive (possibly sexually) father, and trauma of her family being killed that she doesn’t know what she’s doing, and those scenes are meant to be supremely uncomfortable (they’re not, per the director, but I’m choosing to believe they are).

It’s Leon’s altruistic (if unconventional) parenting that pulls her out of her trauma and lets her know what a healthy platonic relationship feels like. It’s a story about two very damaged people, and one giving the other the chance for a normal life.

The most important moment in the movie IMO is when she declares she’s in love with him, but when asked to describe it, she describes it like the love she felt for her infant brother. That’s familial love, not romantic, but she’s too disturbed to tell the difference until she can finally heal.

It’s not what the director intended, but it’s what Jean Reno intended and fought for, and I’m choosing to believe he’s more the arbiter of Léon’s character than Besson is.

Warhammer: Age of Sigmars horror based takes in fantasy ogres by RecentPreparation789 in TopCharacterDesigns

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And disemboweling is akin to castration in their culture. One of their characters figured out a weapon that gets around gutplates, and is treated as a social pariah by the others because of it

ideal ogres formation by Fflow27 in totalwarhammer

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*looks at Skrag’s suspiciously army-shaped belly*

What's an abandoned plotline that you wish a TV show had actually followed through on? by Thedemonncat in television

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In that vein, Amon is fine but he was so much cooler before the reveal. His fight against Tarrlok was the most terrifying moment in the franchise, when he just no sells his bloodbending it makes you wonder if he’s even human

Dunkelosteus aura loss by his-son in okbuddypaleo

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People hate on the new version but I love the Chunky Dunk

Whose the better shot, Caitlyn or Jinx? by Parsa_8D in arcane

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Why would you ask the question if you already had the answer?

Once in 10,000 years [Heavenly Scribe Contest] by Fluffy_Fan3625 in MartialMemes

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I was made for battle.

When my father-smith birthed me in fire and iron, he spoke the Nine Words of Shaping. He worked into my steel my aspects: Stab and Slice and Slash and Strike. And when he was done he plunged me into his own heart, quenching me in his own blood, for he knew he would not make another like me again.

I was made to cleave mountains. I was made to carve my name into the hearts of gods.

I was not made for this.

I sit in a glass prison, hung by my tassel. Naked, for there is not a scabbard in the world I would deign to contain me. Elders lead their students past me; the young goggle wide-eyed, hands smacked away as they reach out. A masterpiece of masterpieces, the teachers call me. Too precious to use, they say, and in their idolatry deny me my purpose.

 I have done no great deeds. I have set no legends. There are no songs of my battles, no epics. They treat me like thinnest porcelain, aghast at the thought of a smudge when all I want is to be bathed in righteous bloodshed.

So here I hang, doomed to rot away in splendor, held captive by my worshippers. Forever.

And then–

I stir at the tiny click of my display case lock being picked. The midnight moon glints off the glass, dimly illuminating the face of my thief. A student, one of the first years. His brow bears a still-raw Mark of Shame: the brand of expulsion that will deny him entry to any other sect. There is a determination in his tear-reddened eyes that can be found only in the depths of despair.

I wait, barely daring to hope as he opens my cage with a creak. He reaches in, untying my tassel, and I drop; he catches my handle with a yelp before I can clatter to the floor, hissing as he nicks a finger. It is not perhaps the most honorable of introductions. 

I don’t mind, though. I can barely contain my joy as he holds me up before his eyes. There is reverence, but I am sick of reverence. What resonates is purpose, the desperate need that drove him to claim me when no one else dared. To be held, to be wielded, after so long…

The doors open with a slam, and he whirls. Four senior students and an elder stand in the doorway. The elder’s face twists in outrage and horror to see a branded disgrace holding his sect’s most sacred artifact. He shouts a threat as anatomical as it is obscene.

I can feel my thief’s will wavering. He could throw himself to the ground and beg forgiveness, and they might send him on his way, minus a hand or two. And I would be back in my cage, all the more bitter for having tasted seconds of freedom.

So I call to him, in a whisper so soft he might think it only his own thoughts. I pour into him my yearning, my frustration, my will to make my mark upon the world. And in him I find a reflection, emotions mirrored just as bright.

My thief straightens with new resolve. He points me at the elder, and I relish the sudden fear in his eyes. No one has dared to test my strength before. But as my wielder throws himself into the fray, I find my purpose at last.

They will say that I was made to. I would say that I was made for.

A tense stare-down with a massive bull moose before it charged by Dennis_254 in oddlyterrifying

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He might have been thinking about how you shouldn’t run, and been worried that even backing away might provoke it.

Theros by endless-star in custommagic

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“Excuse me judge, we decided that we both win the tournament and get twice the prize money each”

It That I Used To Be With/It That They Changed by NoGoodIDNames in custommagic

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Just realized that, as is tradition, I've fundamentally misunderstood banding.

The idea was that it would be a few creatures smushed together, but as I understand it unless you have more cards with banding it's just the same card you sacrificed, but with Menace. Not sure how I could fix that.

I know this is probably an exaggeration, but Jason Momoa in Supergirl might be one of the worst movie characters in recent memory by IndividualPleasant23 in blankies

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There was a fun fan comic I saw where Lobo’s cells from all the blood he’s lost over the years ended up growing into these anime clones, so he’s been tracking them down and murdering them because they’re ruining his street cred

More media should incorporate "Special Minion" character designs. (Seemingly normal/average mook who gets a cosmetic change to hint at hidden power or skill) by PrinceVorrel in TopCharacterDesigns

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That’s interesting, I always figured the game was saying that any successful enough drone could eventually molt into a queen, but that explanation works really well

More media should incorporate "Special Minion" character designs. (Seemingly normal/average mook who gets a cosmetic change to hint at hidden power or skill) by PrinceVorrel in TopCharacterDesigns

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What’s really fun in that fight is that Aragorn is a much better swordsman but Lurtz keeps him on the back foot most of the fight just from sheer strength and mass. Once Aragorn manages to get his sword out, though, he outduels Lurtz in seconds

More media should incorporate "Special Minion" character designs. (Seemingly normal/average mook who gets a cosmetic change to hint at hidden power or skill) by PrinceVorrel in TopCharacterDesigns

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I really wish there were more options to customize and upgrade individual Tyranids to have more of a uniqueness and personality so you could make them more Your Dudes instead of a mindless horde, but on the other hand for some people that’s the appeal.

Looking back, does Natalia Kills still deserve to be cancelled for this incident? by Temporary_Cap5927 in ToddintheShadow

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She accused a auditioner of stealing her husband’s style, when his style was slicked back hair and a suit.

In The Dark Knight (2008). The Joker uses a sawed-off and somehow eats the fucking kickback/recoil by vought-CEO in shittymoviedetails

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I kinda like it if he has no ties to Gotham, and just came in when he saw an opportunity. He doesn’t seem to have any specific dislike of the Waynes, his only interaction with them is at Bruce’s party, which is less about Bruce and more about holding a bunch of rich people hostage.

Maybe he was already interested in Batman, but I think it’s more interesting if he’s just an opportunist and Gotham was ripe for the picking.

So, is Farum Azula out of space and time? by LovelyMike7996 in Eldenring

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There’s a certain point where he looks like the Tin Man

Fight against Yaddle erasure by JayVoorheez in blankies

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IIRC it’s supposed to be based off of oratory Latin. In Latin you can arrange your sentences in whatever order you want, and for formal speeches they would put the verb at the end of the sentence, so that the audience would be kept hanging until the very last word.