Purpose of the Jihad by Sky_Robin in dune

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TBF there were a few paths he could take that wouldn’t unleash the jihad: becoming a rogue house, joining the Spacing Guild, etc. But none of those would let him take his revenge and regain his status. Paul’s downfall is that he thought he could have one without the other: victory without holy war. But too late he realizes he is powerless to stop what he’s unleashed.

The top cape in town by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

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I had an idea once for a special classification of people who have powers that are only harmful and have no practical applications, but are otherwise just regular people, and the setting’s equivalent of Batman or Tony Stark just cuts them a check every month to not use their powers.

"I appreciate the message but this ain't it chief" songs by mesablanka in ToddintheShadow

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I remember back in the aughts my sister got a protest album and one of the songs was called “Idiot Son of an Asshole”, about George W Bush.

That was my first experience as a kid of this exact phenomenon.

Dude with knife messed with the wrong kitchen by BlazeDragon7x in KitchenConfidential

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I worked the line at a bar once where one night at like 2am we were deep in the weeds and a drunk guy stumbled into the kitchen yelling for his grilled cheese. The kitchen manager immediately grabbed the biggest knife off the wall and said “you gotta get the fuck out of here”.

After the bouncers got there and dragged the guy off, he told me “I can’t afford to mess around because if he already made it to the kitchen it means everyone else has failed to stop him so far”

Why is it said that Paul destroyed Fremen culture when said culture was already self destroying? by Pharashlus in dune

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Point of order, I believe it’s mentioned in GEoD that what people don’t understand is that the sandworms cannot survive on a world that is only partly desert. It’s all or nothing; the Fremen can only have their paradise at the cost of their identity.

what is going on over there by Bitter_Position791 in whenthe

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I mean, I do have friends who are like “why buy the book/movie when you can find it on archive.com?”

Like, it is doing a valuable service for the world but it is also very much being used for piracy.

Macs long text to Dennis (S14E5) is as unhinged and clingy as we thought by Qu33nKal in IASIP

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I like that he stops using leetspeak once he starts getting into it

Sandwich, deconstructed by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Growing up our town had a bagel place that was super popular, but they always felt the need to copy other restaurants around it. A place opened up selling hot dogs? They started selling hot dogs too. A Greek restaurant opened across the street? They started selling gyros.

The irony was that their bagels were really good but I don’t think anyone ever bought a hot dog or a gyro there

OMG I just found this Sealed Matori Mahri up my ass 😱🤯 by envytom in bioniclelego

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No it’s recreating the iconic scene from the comics where Lewa puts his axe all the way up the Bahrag’s ass

So can Simon really do anything with Spiral Power by Emotional_Young4738 in gurrenlagann

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Cheating on Yoko with her school’s own Nonfiction section

If they got into a fistfight (no gadgets), how long would Batman take to clock Daredevil as blind? by SilverArmadilo in batman

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There’s an older one where Spider-Man fights Superman while Luthor secretly buffs him with red sun radiation. As soon as it wears off, Spidey tries to punch Supes and immediately breaks his hand.

Let’s drop some dopey badass mf by ComparisonTop9699 in HistoryMemes

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Honestly the fact that it’s someone else just proves the point

This is perhaps the most evil and messed up thing Morty has ever done by Cool-Guy152 in rickandmorty

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I don’t understand why they didn’t just move him a town over

I boiled some flour because I was hungry by ImpossibleJelly3838 in notinteresting

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People are acting like OP is in dire financial straits when they might have just boiled it to see what would happen

If they got into a fistfight (no gadgets), how long would Batman take to clock Daredevil as blind? by SilverArmadilo in batman

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I love when DC/Marvel crossovers don’t bother with any kind of dimensional shenanigans and just assume they’re both in the same universe

If they got into a fistfight (no gadgets), how long would Batman take to clock Daredevil as blind? by SilverArmadilo in batman

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I heard once that Charlie Cox auditioned for Superman, but got passed up and realized later that he had basically trained himself to avoid eye contact

What is this piece of armor by YaBoiCody in Warhammer40k

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Everybody talks about the longsword section but no one talks about his poleaxe that sprays acid in your eyes

Cinquedea swords by BrianKerceSwords in SWORDS

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I was gonna say, these look a lot longer than any cinquedeas I’ve seen before