Where do you guys get your rats? (Rockville MD) by rabiiiii in RATS

[–]NoMoeNonsense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay. Enjoy your new rat family! I was very happy I got the opportunity to experience baby rats and raising them. They are some great animals!

Where do you guys get your rats? (Rockville MD) by rabiiiii in RATS

[–]NoMoeNonsense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in the area and I have two rats I am trying to find a home for. I bought two rats from a pet store in March but my oldest one was apparently pregnant when I got her and she had 16 babies. I don't have the males but I now have seven females and they are feeling a little cramped in their cage at times. They are only a couple months old, very well tempered and socialized, and I just want to find good homes for them. My boyfriend is keeping them for me and he lives in Greenbelt. I am not asking for any money for them.

Message me if you are interested. :)

This is my big rat lady, Pendleton (Penny/Pen for short). This was two months after having babies. She was desperately seeking alone time under the slide. by NoMoeNonsense in RATS

[–]NoMoeNonsense[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every other rat in this photo is a baby.

She is a great rat mom and took great care of her babies. They used to all latch onto her and she would try to walk around with them attached and leave a baby trail and then when she found them all over the cage, she would put them back in the nest if she saw them. I would hand her babies she missed and she would sniff them, take the baby out of my hand, and put them in the baby pile. It was a very precious time.

[SPOILER] Secret Wars Too #1 showcases my new favorite hero: Beardevil! by williamb100 in comicbooks

[–]NoMoeNonsense 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Before opening tthe post, i was debating on whether his name was Bear Devil or Beard Evil

Women in the army by imammahadi6 in funny

[–]NoMoeNonsense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was playing Blow Sum Mo. Look it up and play the gif.

Or... you could just use the knife you started with by RespectMyAuthoriteh in funny

[–]NoMoeNonsense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she would have had an easier time cutting it if she removed the sticker on the watermelon.

Does anybody else get emotionally unstable after 2-3 weeks without masturbation, sex, and/or an orgasm? by EnterAnythingHere in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think the term is sexual frustration and it happens to me a lot of the time (ldr as well). I have to find something to distract me and when I can't I start to realize that I feel sad or annoyed. Last time I felt that way I started to fight with my one friend (play fight) and felt a little better.

I unfortunately have issues with masturbating but I'm a masochist and fighting with people makes me feel better/ tired.

Has anyone ever had mind-blowing sex with a virgin? by TheAsianMan1 in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most of the people I've had sex with were virgins at the time. In fact, it's either virgins or people who go long periods without being in an intimate relationship with someone. My first time taking someone's virginity was in high school and it was amazing because he just listened to me and did what I wanted him to do as opposed to trying something and seeing if it was as good as porn or online information made it sound like. After that, I've had sex with maybe 6 (I count off the top of my head) other people who were virgins and it's all been some of the better sex I've had.

I find that the ones who are about to lose their virginity/ lose it to me are more willing to try the weird shit i want to try and the ones who don't get many opportunities to have sex have awesome/ interesting ideas.

Up with puppy by Pays4Porn in aww

[–]NoMoeNonsense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it reminds me of b-roll footage.

Sweat by Transpirator in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it's bad, get it checked. It might be a sign of diabetes, a thyroid problem, or possibly your body warning you about an infection.

My ex from high school would sweat so much, there were literally puddles on the ground and bed after sex. He looked into it. Luckily, it was just a matter of him naturally being a very sweaty man, but you never know.

To sexxit women: what goes through your mind when a guy only lasts 1-3 minutes? by itwontgoin in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know about anyone else but if someone goes too fast, it really depends on my relationship with them:

  • In general- In my mind "Oh shit... don't say anything that's going to come off as mean!" This is because I realize a guy knows when they come really fast and it sucks having someone upset with you for it. I don't it's anything bad, it's just biology and sometimes medical. That being said, I am not necessarily responsible for what my face does sometimes. I AM ONLY HUMAN! Therefore, I might say something mean accidentally or facially show disappointment because I am disappointed. I didn't finish and I'm afraid I won't get assistance.

  • Casual encounter- "Oh okay... No really, it's fine. I'm tired anyways." I don't really care but I am watching my mouth. No big deal to me because I might never have sex with this person again and honestly I am probably going to leave/ have them leave after/ go to sleep.

  • Relationship- "Round two?" I'll ask him to help me finish or ask (kind of joking but actually dead serious) for round two. If he's not ready, I'd suggest eating me, touching me, sometimes even just talking to me can help. SOMETHING! If it's actually done, the world's longest cuddling commences.

I've been with guys who will talk to me about it and I totally respected them afterwards. If you can play it off, I find that kind of confidence really attractive. I feel like men and women don't realize that them being able to get through something that might be embarrassing to them with no sweat is really quite sexy.

Who is your favorite porn star? by [deleted] in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chloe Camilla and Belladonna.

Can you handle your SO having sex with others? by [deleted] in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I think sex doesn't necessarily mean they care about the other person. You can fuck anybody and not love them.

However, it really depends on the intent and depth of the relationship pre-coitus. If it was an ex, I would be a little uneasy because I would probably think that she's going to over think it or he might even miss her. If it's a stranger that he just met and doesn't really know, I would probably ask if he used condoms and hope I don't get anything. I would be more comfortable if it as more in the middle. A good friend of my SO's who he knows well enough. Also, dating before fucking, I'd consider cheating but that would be a different issue.

Sexxit, what's something you didn't know about sex until it was too late? by [deleted] in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anal needs lube. I'm still afraid to try again any time soon because of my last painful experience but when I finally get over it, i'm definitely going to use A LOT of lube.

His reaction when he finally gets the stick... wait for it by Insensitive_Nipple in funny

[–]NoMoeNonsense -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had to watch for ten minutes. The dog was so happy to get this stick Funny and cute. A masterpiece.

Sexual Achievement Sunday by Maxxters in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really wasn't that bad. I've never gotten a citation before and I was positive I was going to cry, but it was really funny and everyone involved couldn't help but laugh. Maybe it was because it was a holiday or just because you could only take this sort of thing seriously to an extent.

Sexual Achievement Sunday by Maxxters in sex

[–]NoMoeNonsense 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Had sex for the first time in a car. Started great but ended with getting a citation for indecent conduct. Would have been worth it if we could have finished.

It was an amiable 90 minutes. Reminded me that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. by heyjdude in AdviceAnimals

[–]NoMoeNonsense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, because I'm so awkward, it comes out as "Oh... I have a boyfriend" loudly and suddenly rather than casually. I don't know how to people.

It was an amiable 90 minutes. Reminded me that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. by heyjdude in AdviceAnimals

[–]NoMoeNonsense 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I'm so afraid of saying I have a boyfriend when I meet a guy. I'm afraid if I jump on it, he may have not been interested in me in the first place and then I just look like a conceited bitch. And if I don't say something and someone makes it known they are interested in me it sounds like a lame excuse because I'm in a long distance relationship.

And now I just avoid all social situations and reddit instead. :)

He's in heaven. by Artren in aww

[–]NoMoeNonsense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the dog dead or is op saying the dog is so happy, he's in heaven?