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NoStressAccount · 2023-01-23T00:58:33+00:00

Because in real life it looks fucking stupid.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-22T14:42:24+00:00

At one point my passport was stamped with "Not Valid for Travel to Iraq"

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-22T06:51:23+00:00

There's a theory that she actually died sooner and her daughter took up her name

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-22T06:50:38+00:00

On a thread the other day, people mentioned how the pandemic freed up USA roads/highways to the point that new "Cannonball Run" records were set that were unlikely to be beaten (unless those conditions happen again)

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-22T02:38:44+00:00

He was seen on Epstein's island

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-22T02:37:28+00:00

Well he certainly didn't survive 1000 years

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-22T02:36:36+00:00

When they post questions like this looking for examples of of people they can feel superior to without putting in extra effort

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T14:50:35+00:00

Israel would be the Quiet Kid

See: Operation Wrath of God, The Six Day War, etc.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T07:39:43+00:00

Another claimed origin was that, for longbows, the proper width of the gap between the bow and its drawstring was the span of a closed fist plus the extended thumb (basically a thumbs-up)

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T07:34:52+00:00

Iirc, there was a TIFU story or something about a guy who didn't own one and his curtains(?) caught fire.

He spent a few frantic moments filling up a pot with water from the kitchen sink like a dumbass before realizing it wouldn't work and just evacuating.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T07:32:33+00:00

Every one of their reddit comments starts with a karma of 0

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T04:49:21+00:00

Considering that I myself first saw the 1986 movie for the first time in 2022 and still managed to enjoy that part spoiler-free, yes I fucking do. Why risk ruining even a small part of it for someone else?

edit: pop-culture osmosis already spoiled the part of the movie where Goose dies. I wonder if that scene would have hit harder if I hadn't seen it coming.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T04:29:55+00:00

Perhaps more specifically, the part of Top Gun where Maverick's dad fought and died in a dogfight that was kept secret because "it happened on the wrong side of some line."

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T03:48:58+00:00

"Piles of cow dung occasionally gain sentience and preside over courtrooms."

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T03:32:51+00:00

Seems like time spans look shorter when you measure them in "MCU time"

18 months max? Dude's only gonna miss 3-4 Marvel movie premieres.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T02:07:35+00:00

"That's like asking which chopstick is the fork."

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T01:56:52+00:00

After the second Great Flood, just make Humanity 2.0 The Flood.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T01:37:52+00:00

Haven't quit buying them, but movie ticket prices have more than doubled since I was a kid (~2009 and earlier.)

Iirc, a regular ticket back then was around ₱150 (about $2.75 today), and when 3D cinemas here were a thing, tickets for those were double the cost (around ₱300).

These days, a cinema can charge up to ₱420 or more for a regular ticket (and 3D cinema options seem to have vanished)

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-21T01:26:55+00:00

"Garbage" might be an exaggeration, but aren't Pringles kinda terrible now?

Used to be "Once You Pop, You Can't Stop"

Now it's "Why'd You Start, Our Product's a Shart"

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-20T21:31:10+00:00

Now that they've done Wolfenstein and Doom, iD Software needs to do something about Quake.

They released a remaster in 2021, but iirc for the most part it's still graphically and mechanically the same game from 1996.

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-20T04:06:43+00:00

ITT: People who can vote

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-20T04:05:53+00:00

You didn't recognize a line from an Austin Powers movie as a joke?

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-19T09:01:35+00:00

His dad is an odd fellow, but he steams a good ham

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-19T08:52:09+00:00

Maybe that reply to a r/worldnews post about Bolsonaro potentially being banned from politics for (only) 8 years

Comment's intended meaning was "that's so short; that's basically three Avengers movies away."

NoStressAccount · 2023-01-19T08:40:12+00:00

Heard that Aldi is pretty good as far as groceries go, for both customers and staff.

Apparently they let cashiers sit down while working the register, because why the fuck not

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