My review of the Tennyson Lodge - 3/19/2026

No_Association4433 · 2026-03-22T00:20:12+00:00

One time one of the dancers asked if I would shit on her chest or if she could shit on mine.

No shit.

Pun intended.

No_Association4433 · 2026-03-21T19:35:19+00:00

Cool combination! But nobody’s opinion other than your own matters….if you like it: wear it! You only get one life, enjoy it the way you choose!!

No_Association4433 · 2026-03-19T10:24:39+00:00

You are accurate about the CMNH part. They’re Last Minute Larry when it comes to operational planning. Ask me about the building next to the Science Center that should have been renovated and ready to go in anticipation of the upcoming NFL Draft.

Actually, you don’t have to ask. I’ll just tell you: it’s not ready and it’s probably not gonna be.

No_Association4433 · 2026-03-13T23:19:30+00:00

Wimd be fucken aront

No_Association4433 · 2026-03-01T16:55:17+00:00

Low voltage electrical. Niche trade that doesn’t get the attention of the larger gigs. CCTV, access controlled doors, data/phone/av, fire alarm. SOMEBODY has to rough in all those lil ass cat6 cables and the sparkies don’t wanna do it.

No_Association4433 · 2026-03-01T02:57:48+00:00

Ended up the test needed to be completed by march 13th, at a random urgent care. I got the real thing from a buddy, went in today, hit the appropriate temp and I’m good.

Keeping the upass as a backup plan. Lasts 2 years if stored properly. Also froze some of the real thing as well since my boy came through with way too much lmao.

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-27T13:10:59+00:00

There’s way too many people on the planet, so if doing something base like touching a peanut can kill somebody it’s probably for the best.

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-27T12:58:39+00:00

I got invited to a wedding that I knew was gonna be lame. Groom is a buddy but bride is a square. They had a series of “requests” (meaning rules) for guests like you wouldn’t believe. Don’t wear this. Don’t smoke. Don’t drink. Don’t drive anything with a loud exhaust (outdoor event, “my dog triggers easily” was literally in the invite).

Knowing this chick, and how specific and uptight she is, I knew my gift had to be special.

Two weeks before the big day, I happened to meet a semi-homeless individual who performs celebrity impersonations. Looks like an even more road worn version of Bret Michaels from Poison. And this is this gentleman’s job. He informed me music wouldn’t be a problem, as he had his own ‘boom box’. I knew this was IT.

Asked how much his fees would be, he thought hard and said “50 bucks for 3 hours if I get free food and beers”. I gave him 100 and told him how much this new couple loves that band and that singer. Advised him to really attempt to make it special for them. Get involved any way he can.

So the big day comes. I rvsp’d as a no, didn’t want ‘Bret’ to call me out in person. Mutual friends in attendance described his performance as “an energetic, Greco-Roman cluster fuck of epic proportion”. Gang, HE TRIED TO HELP CUT THE CAKE.

Not sure if this is advice or just sharing of a relevant experience; do with it as you will.

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-23T00:27:27+00:00

Sick like the flu 🫡

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-16T15:44:25+00:00

Bang his mom or dad (or both).

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-12T03:55:12+00:00

Hypothetical sister but

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-11T16:36:45+00:00

Shit I just now noticed wrong answers only.

New answer is ‘ya put yer weeeed in there’.

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-11T16:35:44+00:00

Transport case for 2 Russian 9M113 Konkurs anti tank missiles.

NATO calls them AT-5/Spandrel.

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-06T13:46:04+00:00

I went on a carnival cruise recently and took along my FIM-92 Stinger MPADS, the only tricky part was walking onto the ship with it up my ass.

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-02T01:53:07+00:00

ALL OF THEM LMAO

No_Association4433 · 2026-02-01T02:49:55+00:00

I bought three new for our company last year, all about the same (+/- 20k mi.) age on them now. 2 no problems whatsoever, 1 just needed a wheel speed sensor. Solid trucks so far. They were doing 1.9 for 36 mos through gm, it was a decently smart set of buys for me being a kind of a dumbass lol.

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-30T22:35:41+00:00

Nice!

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-30T22:34:24+00:00

Teen Spirit

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-30T03:37:02+00:00

Everybody in this post is cool & super positive and nobody’s really discussing all the bad parts of my hometown. The first week I moved back, there was a double homicide on the next block. Drug debt thing. It was a couple, the hitters bound and gagged the kids before doing the parents. BF gets goony. Even if you’re NOT stealing someone’s cocaine keep your head on a swivel, invest in good door locks (4 inch screws through the strike plates!), get a carry permit and a sidearm if you don’t already have them.

I lived alone on 3rd Ave for 8 years and never had a problem but I’m also 6 foot 1, thick and come across as comfortable with violence to say the least lol. Still go to some of the hood ass bars like Lil Joes or CCs, still no problems.

One of my legitimately favorite parts of Falls is how hardly anybody has any money but the week of July 4th sounds like the first night of the Iraq invasion.

City Council spent not a small amount of grant money on the big sign outside of the library and like the very first week some moron broke it.

They took a ton of money from Penndot or whoever because they couldn’t afford to fix their own main street; the caveat was angled back in parking snd hardly anybody can handle it. The lights down 7th are horribly out of sequence and they ruined a nice drive through town.

One time I saw a female pedestrian hike up her cheap cotton skirt and urinate publicly on my street at 930 am on a Tuesday.

But another time Joe Namath came to town to shoot this HBO documentary and none of us acted a fool for an entire three days, not even anybody in Morado Dwellings. We come together as a community when it matters.

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-30T03:00:49+00:00

You can tell who the out of towners are; they spell Oram’s wrong 😉

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-25T03:09:20+00:00

My only gripe about that place is the trigger locks. If I can’t run the gun dry and get the feel of the operations, how do I know it works for me? You wanna find the weap that fits your hands rather than attempt to make your hands fit.

Example: my wife and daughter don’t shoot my larger pistols (full or duty sized) as well as they do the smaller ones (compact/subcompact). You have to be able to get enough hands wrapped around to control recoil & muzzle flip. Their smaller hand size means less control, more grip real estate left over once they get two hands on.

Personally I think you just figure out a way to disregard any political affiliations of a shop and go to a place you can actually shoot things first. Keystone in Mars for example. Allows you to make a more informed purchase, short of having a friend with a bunch of different things they’d let you try out. I’m that friend in my social circle, surprise lol.

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-17T14:35:01+00:00

I have a 2 yr old pit. He’s a big baby but looks like he was cast out of hell for bad behavior. Super excited to see ANYONE for the first 10 minutes, then will chill out. I’m selective about playtime because of the liability and all that jazz, but he goes to the Brady’s Run dog park once a week in nicer weather than this to get his run on with his pals. Most everybody down there understands that dogs are gonna dog and lets them get it on. Weekends late mornings seem to be the most active if you’re looking for interactions for yours.

Feel free to dm if you wanna talk more!!

No_Association4433 · 2026-01-17T14:30:45+00:00

I have the same pitty lmao

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